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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    Not judging at all, but those are pretty cro-magnon brows.
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    And those RIDICULOUS face-lifts and chin-implants...
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    I'll have to make toys out of their SKULLS then.. I actually have a cool colon-slinky already. Doesn't work, but it's cool.
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    Is that why she forgets his name when he visits the embassy? Is that why the Thalmor at Northwatch will attack him? UH OH! KINK IN THE PLAN!
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    :sadface: Those poor segregated Dunmer.
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    Now that you have no escape elf... I have but ONE question... When are you going to start making toys again man?
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    I hope they protect against banishment, for you ARE daedra scum! I also hope they protect from the paralysis, for my trusty blade paralyzes all who it hits.
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    Haha, silly elf, you say you speak to Divines? I am heralded by them. I received my power from the skies.. a voice.. I think it was insert-really-cool-Divine-here.... it said.. "You are chosen... GOLDA... HAIR OF LIGHTNING!" The bolt of ethereal lightning CRASHED down upon me... my eyes swollen...
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    Demon or divine, I will smite thee. I and my talking steed, Goldenrod, shall ride to Summerset, on sea or ice, and paint the surrounding waters red, so that the Sloads may taste the blood when maturing; so that the Maomer's serpents dare never embrace the tides; so that your island has a nice...
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    I am no ordinary human, elf.... I am Golda, Hair of Lighting! I am the Paladin of Lighting, empowered by insert-god-here. I destroy the undead, and with or without magic or armor, I will smite thee jaundice demon.
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    Why do some People think Ulfric Stormcloak is Racist

    His neglect of them doesn't make him racist. Pointing out the lack of aid to the entire hold kind of reinforces the argument that he is not racist against a single race (which wouldn't make sense to begin with), rather xenophobic and inconsiderate of all of them. Of all the flaws he has, I find...
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    Thalmor huh? The only good Thalmor is a dead Thalmor.
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    I'm pretty sure that's a bad job of ignoring me (a minute after you said you would). Which hole? Did the Thalmor fall into one? Normally, my tactical disposal of them involves Fury. Oh, offend me? It's the internet.
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    That's exactly what I was thinking for you. By the way... uh... what argument?
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    I thought I was roleplaying.
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    I apologized in advance to all delusional people who roleplay as elves too, you know. And what about my a troll?
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    I guess I'm jealous because working for Santa seems really fun.
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    GUILD WAR! Thieves Guild vs. Dark Brotherhood vs. Companions vs. College of Winterhold

    The Dark Brotherhood never enacted their secret weapon... a child.
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    Anyone else believe in elven supremacy?

    Yeah, jealousy; that's why... Can't all you elves just get back to making my toys? PS. Dawww Raijin, thanks
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