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  1. Captain Nagisus

    I'm going through Chemotherapy Thursday...

    See, this is why I need a time machine. I missed this WHOLE THING about one of the best men in the PAHAAA having cancer. Well, good extremely belated luck with the whole shebang that has already happened mostly.
  2. Captain Nagisus

    New Thalmor everyday

    (( I'm afraid I can't, I may get in trouble. ))
  3. Captain Nagisus

    New Thalmor everyday

    (( I was unaware Nords were unable to read the last sentence of a passage. Curious. ))
  4. Captain Nagisus

    New Thalmor everyday

    (( It's not what he said, it's what he did, and he admitted to doing so. It was disgusting and showed a complete disregard for the well-being of one of his loved ones, as well as an extreme sense of perversion. We lizards may be party animals, but what he did was morally wrong and...generally...
  5. Captain Nagisus

    New Thalmor everyday

    (( Let me give you a brief history of hostility. 1. The PAHAAA was formed from the ashes of all that is lizardly. 2. A week or two later, two other clubs are formed - a clan of Nords (now disbanded) and the 107th Battalion of the Aldmeri Dominion. 3. In true Nord style, there are soon fights...
  6. Captain Nagisus

    New Thalmor everyday

    (( Your logic is mind-blowingly lacking. Fun fact: if you don't post on a thread, it dies. ))
  7. Captain Nagisus

    Official P.A.H.A.A.A. Thread

    Here, take these. *hands you a few priceless fire staves* Burn their belts and their camp to the ground.
  8. Captain Nagisus

    107th Aldmeri Battalion

    ...Did this argument kill the thread? I hope so, I just want to be left alone. I have things to DO, if you catch my drift.
  9. Captain Nagisus

    Official P.A.H.A.A.A. Thread

    (( Well, there's me for a start. )) That sounds like the basis for a worse erotic book than the Sultry Argonian Bard.
  10. Captain Nagisus

    New Thalmor everyday

    I'm an Argonian. That's how I talk, you bigot.
  11. Captain Nagisus

    Official P.A.H.A.A.A. Thread

    (( You seduced him? Well, this isn't the first time a famous wizard has been revealed to go either way on the path to putting-your-thing-in-things. ))
  12. Captain Nagisus

    New Thalmor everyday

    Defeated is not the word to use. A tree must grow before it can fall, since a collection of seeds are already fallen.
  13. Captain Nagisus

    New Thalmor everyday

    Sshh, you fools. If you leave this whole thing alone, it'll DIE!
  14. Captain Nagisus

    Imperials or Stormcloaks, what one?

    (( Or alternatively, Indians in British India in the 1800s. I'm proud that I'm half-descended from the largest congregation of spiffy wanknuggets in history :D )) (( And don't forget BEFORE those arselegged elves came in, the beasts and the Hist ruled! Don't forget us guys! ...Guys? ))
  15. Captain Nagisus

    guilty pleasures

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCwf_Yn1uh4 I like any music you can just bob up and down to. When I heard this, my first thought was "Okay, how is music that sounds like it was pulled from the trailer of a movie so psychedelic that a meth addict would stay away in case of brain explosion, from a video...
  16. Captain Nagisus

    Imperials or Stormcloaks, what one?

    (( Nords are an exception, I'll have to think about why that may be. But it's definitely a trait for most elves. It can't really be a dominant species thing, because biologically, ignoring behaviour, all the races are vastly similar. Behaviour-wise, as we can see kinda, how superior you believe...
  17. Captain Nagisus

    Imperials or Stormcloaks, what one?

    (( A couple of things, Mookie. )) Ah, all that genocide was a response to the slavery. It was either we burned them alive as a lesson, or we let them keep thinking the slavery was okay. Now, I have to continue burning my naval uniforms. (( Uhh, yes. Anyway, the Argonians were simply...
  18. Captain Nagisus

    guilty pleasures

    If you wear a blanket as a cape and you spin around for ages, and while you spin you look at the blanket while you spin, then try to stop, you keep spinning for ages, and you can't stop :D Also, pretending to be an aeroplane is fun. And hiding somewhere where nobody can see with your best...
  19. Captain Nagisus

    Official P.A.H.A.A.A. Thread

    My, you people are odd. All I did was throw firejugs at the Shatter-Shield house with him
  20. Captain Nagisus

    I AM THE EMPEROR!

    (( Make sure the walls are nice marble stone, like the White-Gold Tower. Oh, and a bunch of hot ladies ;) ))
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