Guys! Guys! I've done it! I've made a language! Well, sort of. It's kind of like if English, Irish Gaelic and Hungarian had a threesome and English got Hungarian pregnant but she didn't know she was pregnant so she smoked and drank and the child came out a little strange, but Hungarian still loved it and raised it and made Irish Gaelic the godmother and married Yiddish for the dad jokes, my language would be the imaginary friend of that child.
But still! It's got syntax and morphology and
everything! Well, besides a lexicon. Be we can do that later!
Since I wrote this paper up on my ipad, and posting files that aren't images from an iPad onto this site seems damn near impossible, I'm going to post e image and see if it works. If not, we'll figure something else out.
Also, this was written in various parts, while I was doing various things (like hitchhiking and sleeping on a beach and being very very sick multiple times), so it's in terrible need of editing. But I'll do that later, when I get home and have more time.