Story that never ends..

z0mbieslayer012

Let my arrows speak for me.

• Jan 24, 2012

• #461

and shove the banana up the trolls ass. The troll will spend the rest of its live trying to retrieve the banana, while bunny toaster 3500 kills bunny toaster 1000 because bunny toaster 3500 is better and retrieves the ass fat from the troll.

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 24, 2012

• #462

But then bunnytosser 3500 stepped on trap which triggered...

 

Stickeesox

Or as they say in France, Stickeesox.

• Jan 25, 2012

• #463

Nothing. It triggered nothing, much to the disappointment of Bunnytosser1000's fan base. With a grin Bunnytosser3500...

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 25, 2012

• #464

...saw a distant figure running towards him. It was...

 

Stryke

New Member

• Jan 25, 2012

• #465

Harvey the white rabbit but his invisibility spell worn off and he's actually pink....

 

IISpyro

IAmSpyro

• Jan 25, 2012

• #466

But the reason Harvey used an invisibility spell was because the color of his fur blinded his enemies and made them...

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 25, 2012

• #467

...die from the fabulousness.

 

Stickeesox

Or as they say in France, Stickeesox.

• Jan 25, 2012

• #468

Meanwhile, back at the office..

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 25, 2012

• #469

the Dragonborn was sitting on a chair, thinking "where the hell am I?"

 

Lyt

Active Member

• Jan 25, 2012

• #470

A book lies in front of him. It appears to be a vandalized school text-book, in which the crude illustrations are magically in motion. Dovahkin sees a strange creature roaming the pages.

 

HeavyMetal

Life is no way to treat an animal.

• Jan 25, 2012

• #471

...it's the rare and elusive fire-breathing, hob-nobbed platypus of One tree Hill!

 

Neriad13

Premium Member

• Jan 25, 2012

• #472

He screams in terror at the sight of it, causing Lydia to remark sarcastically...

 

Stickeesox

Or as they say in France, Stickeesox.

• Jan 25, 2012

• #473

another generic Skyrim Guard joke. Little did Lydia realize, that all hob-nobbed creatures in Skyrim are enraged at even the slightest hint of sarcasm. Just as quickly as the rare and elusive, fire-breathing, hob-nobbed platypus of one tree hill had arrived he had left. But not before...

On an unrelated note. A bored hobbyist could make a video of this story. If for no other reason than to illustrate a growing problem in today's youth.

 

seanjohn2800

Member

• Jan 25, 2012

• #474

-the war veteran from Windhelm ran up and cursed the gods for not letting his quote,
"I used to be the finest soldier in the stormcloak army, then I took a sword through the chest", be as popular as the guards quote. The gods promptly struck him with...




saints row 3 (sucks)look down

 

Stickeesox

Or as they say in France, Stickeesox.

• Jan 26, 2012

• #475

Lydia's large purple dildo.

 

iamFaded

Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #476

then the dragonborn asks 'how the hell did you get a dildo out here in skyrim ?'

 

Stickeesox

Or as they say in France, Stickeesox.

• Jan 26, 2012

• #477

Esbern, fresh from some other city's sewer, enters (from stage left) mumbling and fingering through pages of an old book someone flushed. "I have the answer to that, it's written somewhere in this old tome, Aha"...

 

Jeff the DragonBorn

Active Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #478

Ricky said:

I awaken in a cave next to a troll..

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And realized there was no way you could have drank her up to a 10...

 

Stryke

New Member

• Jan 26, 2012

• #479

Jeff the DragonBorn said:

And realized there was no way you could have drank her up to a 10...

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thanks! Just sprayed coffee everywhere over my desk.....

 

HeavyMetal

Life is no way to treat an animal.

• Jan 26, 2012

• #480

to which Lydia replied, there's this sassy little store hidden over in Riverwood called, "The Giant's Purple, Double-Sided Jelly Jammer," leaving Esbern mumbling and bumbling, saying, "Yes, yes, that's the place, ahem, I only know because a friend told me.. about it, er, once..."

(buncha perverts )