Story that never ends..

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Marshall

New Member

• Jan 17, 2012

• #381

Killed everyone in Winterhold, which in turn....

 

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Kharnzathe

New Member

• Jan 17, 2012

• #382

amazed the dragonborn who had never himself managed to breach the childrens defences. feeling rather emasculated, he turned to the elk and said....

 

T1MREAPER

Slave to Skyrim.

• Jan 18, 2012

• #383

"fancy a bum?" The elks eyes lit up and its ears perked up at this offer, little did he realise the dragonborn was pulling his leg and was actually planning on.......

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 18, 2012

• #384

...eating it.

 

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PILMAR

New Member

• Jan 18, 2012

• #385

As the dragonborn started to get undressed with the elk getting more and more excited, moving closer and closer for what he thought was the bumming his life, he suddenly dropped down dead where the dragonborn shot him with.....

 

BeastAndAMidget

A Hardcore Mage

• Jan 18, 2012

• #386

SPERM. But not just any sperm...

 

z0mbieslayer012

Let my arrows speak for me.

• Jan 18, 2012

• #387

This stuff was poisonous. Kinda like that spray stuff the dinosaur from the first durasic park movie killing the fat guy with glasses. Once dragonborn was finished he pulled out a 'potion of phantom' and drank it causing him to...

 

LeAmericain

In Fear and Faith

• Jan 18, 2012

• #388

the mammoth quickly screamed "i need an adult!" which caused...

 

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Kharnzathe

New Member

• Jan 18, 2012

• #389

a giant to appear with a mamoth shaped doll and asked him to show him on the doll where he had been touched, at which point the mammoth...

 

Ricky

Not a Lawyer

• Jan 19, 2012

• #390

Began flying to a place far away called neverland..but the dragonborn remembers he isn't a kid so this all never happened and he awoke in a room with lydia and bunnytosser 3000 next too smiling only to realize...

 

z0mbieslayer012

Let my arrows speak for me.

• Jan 19, 2012

• #391

He had lost all his teeth which made him...

 

LeAmericain

In Fear and Faith

• Jan 19, 2012

• #392

really good at giving blowjobs to mammoths, he then turned to Lydia and yelled.....

 

seanjohn2800

Member

• Jan 19, 2012

• #393

"No, my thane, im sure Bunny tosser would love one though." So dovahkin used his newest thu'um on the fluffy creature.

 

Neriad13

Premium Member

• Jan 20, 2012

• #394

However, in the process, great wads of bunny fur became lodged in Dovakiin's empty gums.

 

LeAmericain

In Fear and Faith

• Jan 20, 2012

• #395

This caused the Dovakiin to invent the toothbrush, only to realize he had no teeth again, so he looked up and yelled at the sky....

 

Sandgrain2

Wilthred

• Jan 20, 2012

• #396

"tell me who stole all my teeth!!!", the sky answered back, saying...

 

Neriad13

Premium Member

• Jan 20, 2012

• #397

"Your teeth are now in the possession of the World-Eater Alduin. He stole them while you slept because he needed them himself. After accidentally biting a tower in Helgen, all of his teeth were broken. To get them back, you must take them from his mouth."

 

seanjohn2800

Member

• Jan 21, 2012

• #398

Dovahkin gathered his two loyal buddies, bunny tosser and lydia. The three planned an ambush on Alduin, as the screen faded to black................... From stage left comes Dovahkin, placing the bunny in a cage. As he paces backward from the trail and into some shrubbery, Dovahkin reassures bunny tosser that "Yeah, you probably will die".

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 21, 2012

• #399

Meanwhile in Sovngarde...

 

LeAmericain

In Fear and Faith

• Jan 21, 2012

• #400

Ysgramor and Kodlak are having a professional wrestling match, when through the door steps