Story that never ends..

J'Sabbah

Member

• Jan 16, 2012

• #361

...the clouds opened and massive shadow appeared. Blackness fell over the sky and then a flash of blinding white light scorched the eyes of all of Winterhold. Then shape began to form from the shadows and it was clear the the white light was in fact the iced head of Jahfuzalah, the gigantic monstrous God of Sweetrolls. 1000 cubits high and 1000 cubits wide, he towered over Skyrim - so big was he that in one jump he could clear all of Tamriel - and he was not in a good mood...

 

T1MREAPER

Slave to Skyrim.

• Jan 16, 2012

• #362

as he had a bad case of diahorea, something the poor residents of Skyrim soon found out, ......

 

Olafr

The Rebel!

• Jan 16, 2012

• #363

They were pretty much screwed. But suddenly just as the fowl beast was about to steal all the sweet roles in the universe...

 

T1MREAPER

Slave to Skyrim.

• Jan 16, 2012

• #364

whirlwind sprints around her, draws an ebony sword and cuts the bitches arms off, he then decides to.....

 

Zaknafein

New Member

• Jan 16, 2012

• #365

Bring back a dinner to all of his Namira friends and invites the newly Stump ridden Maven to be her plus one. When they arrive at the secret Cannibal cave....

 

BeastAndAMidget

A Hardcore Mage

• Jan 16, 2012

• #366

They started making out.

 

T1MREAPER

Slave to Skyrim.

• Jan 16, 2012

• #367

After making out, eating Mavens arms and realising they taste like troll poop they hack her head off and send it back to Riften with a courier, however the courier doesn't get too far before realising......

 

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Kharnzathe

New Member

• Jan 16, 2012

• #368

the head is still alive! horrified he begins to dance the macarena in an effort to exorcise the foul spirit, but suddenly....

 

getkeith

Member

• Jan 16, 2012

• #369

he fus ro dahs the demon out and shoots in in the knee with an arrow then...

 

Neriad13

Premium Member

• Jan 16, 2012

• #370

...showers him in a sweet-smelling rain of mountain flowers. The dragon then performs a graceful ballet before flying off in a poof of...

 

LeAmericain

In Fear and Faith

• Jan 16, 2012

• #371

...fearsome bunnies who quickly begin to devour the dragons skin when suddenly.....

 

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Kharnzathe

New Member

• Jan 16, 2012

• #372

M'aiq appears chanting the black sacrament and over powers the tide of bunnies with his biblical awesomeness, turning to the dragon born he lifts an eye brow and says....

 

T1MREAPER

Slave to Skyrim.

• Jan 17, 2012

• #373

"got a light mate?"

 

Neriad13

Premium Member

• Jan 17, 2012

• #374

"HECK YEAH, I DO, BUDDY." Dovahkiin answers, casting a flame spell in the palm of his hand.

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 17, 2012

• #375

But then the Dragonborn felt the incredible urge to sneeze... with a terribly big ACHOO he launched himself into space.

 

LeAmericain

In Fear and Faith

• Jan 17, 2012

• #376

This made the giants jealous as they were supposed to be the only one sending people to space, so they got in their fighter jets, flew at the Dragonborn and....

 

Evina

Active Member

• Jan 17, 2012

• #377

...started throwing mudcrabs at him.

 

z0mbieslayer012

Let my arrows speak for me.

• Jan 17, 2012

• #378

Which lead to bunny toaster 3500 (the super series) to fly up and kick the giant in the face.

 

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Kharnzathe

New Member

• Jan 17, 2012

• #379

the giant, who had no idea how hed managed to hit himself up into the air, thought too much about this and cuased his brain to explode, tearing open the space time continuem, from which emerged.....

 

z0mbieslayer012

Let my arrows speak for me.

• Jan 17, 2012

• #380

And angry fire breathing elk who then....