Most Annoying Character In Your Opinion

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Benthos

Proud Mer
(slaying giants, both kinds of trolls, mammoths, dragons, vampires, cultists, various creatures, giant centurion animatons, armies of twisted Falmer which NOBODY likes to tangle with, etc).

Slaying giants? Breaking Imperial law...

Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
Not when there's a bounty on their heads from the Jarl of the Hold.
 

DrunkenMage

Intoxicated Arch-Mage
(slaying giants, both kinds of trolls, mammoths, dragons, vampires, cultists, various creatures, giant centurion animatons, armies of twisted Falmer which NOBODY likes to tangle with, etc).

Slaying giants? Breaking Imperial law...

Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
Not when there's a bounty on their heads from the Jarl of the Hold.

The Jarls are breaking it also... how dare they. I feel bad for giants, them Nord Jarls are cruel.

"Giants are a common problem in the Pale. The Empire always demanded I leave them be, but the Empire isn't here now. Go and slay one of the beasts. It should let them know that Dawnstar is not to be trifled with."
 

Bulfrek

Dawnstar's "Cleaner"
The Blades they talk about how they need a Dragonborn, then kick you out if you refuse to kill Paarthunax, fine, they were the ones that needed me, I don't need them. They can find themselves another Dragonborn. And if on the od chance they did that Dragonborn would probably need to fight me as I would want to defend Paarthunax.

Vex, I hate how she sent the woman from Winterhold to that cave of necromancers. I'd have loved a quest to destroy the thieves Guild like you can the Dark Brotherhood.

Vivienne, the girl in Soltude. The way she speaks to Advar and Svari when you first walk in makes me think shes been trying some of the things in her grandfathers medicine cabinet.

And finally, Brina Merilis. I suppose it's pretty obvious why.
 

Al'Tair

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Oh, funny you'd ask. I have a pretty big black list, myself.

1- The one I hate the most is a kid (what a surprise!) in Solitude. It's the blacksmith's son, I don't remember his name, but he ALWAYS says "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough." Bi**h please, I'm wearing full Daedric armor. I don't LOOK tough, I AM tough. "I bet my papa could beat you up." OH YEAH? I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM TRY, YOU LITTLE S*IT! I've defeated Alduin the World-Eater, Lord Harkon, the Thalmor, Miraak and the Imperial Legion, your lazy-ass dad is nothing to me.

Damn, I tried to kill this brat's dad just to shove it in his face, but unfortunately the bastard is essential... The only kids I don't find annoying are Mila Valentia, Lars Battle-Born, Babette (not technically a kid but meh) and that girl in Riverwood, forgot her name. I can't believe almost no one mentions this little cr*p, I can't stand him.

2-Delphine. No, it's not only because of Paarthurnax, I already despised her long before that. It's the way she is, being rude to you from the beginning, treating you like a servant, when ironically, SHE'S the one who should be serving YOU, since you're the Dragonborn and she's a Blade. The Paarthurnax thing was just the icing on the cake. I would have killed her long ago if I could, unfortunately I play on consoles. I still shouted her off of the Sky-Haven Temple's courtyard, though.

I have no problem with Esbern, but Delphine just gets on my nerves.

3- Nazeem and Heimskr have been dead for a loooong time. Sigurd is more than probably the next.

4- The Vigilants of Stendarr. Being a Daedra Worshipper and a Werewolf myself, and having vampire friends, I obviously despise these puffed-up a-holes. They act so tough and think they can beat any Daedric Lord on existance, but they carry steel swords. They don't even have an armor themselves, they just use default mage robes. What a bunch of arrogant losers. I don't like arrogant as*-hats who pretend they are more than what they can be.

Naturally, I wiped them all away from Mundus. Their halls lie desecrated and they're all dead. I'd do more if I could, believe me. These aren't just annoying for me, they're demons. I absolutely ABHOR them.

5- That Imperial bi*ch Captain at the beginning of the game. I follow Ralof into the keep every single time just so I can get back at her.

6- Finally, every single Thalmor there is (except from the one in the College. I actually like that guy.) The worst of them is Ondolemar, by far.
 

Al'Tair

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Al'Tair

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I don't know why, but i always liked Cicero, probably for his dark humor.
"Heh heh heh, crazy? Cicero? Heh heh heh heh! That's, madness..."

I don't know where i read this, maybe it was the wiki, but apparently Cicero's journal suggested that he disguised himself as a crazed fan to assassinate the "Grand Champion" by leading him into the forest and slitting his throat. Cicero = Adoring Fan from Oblivion? :eek:
The annoying fan is a Wood Elf, Cicero was not.
Plus it's 200 years after Oblivion, so he would be dead.

It's still a reference to the Adoring Fan, though.
 

Irish

Thane of Solitude
Y'all hatin' on Nazeem because he gets to the Cloud District more often than you and has a cushy place up the Jarl's backside. :p

That creepy man, Belethor, annoys me to no end, but I have to say the most annoying NPC for me would have to be Njada Stonearm. sticky runes has given me a great idea on how to "correct" her bad attitude, though. ;)
 

Al'Tair

This sentence is false
Y'all hatin' on Nazeem because he gets to the Cloud District more often than you and has a cushy place up the Jarl's backside. :p

That creepy man, Belethor, annoys me to no end, but I have to say the most annoying NPC for me would have to be Njada Stonearm. sticky runes has given me a great idea on how to "correct" her bad attitude, though. ;)



LOL every time I see Nazeem I'm like "bit*h if you don't stop boasting I'll send you to the REAL Cloud District" XDDD

The Dragonborn also is on good terms with the Jarl! I like to call him Uncle Balgruuf XD

Belethor, Gods, forgot about him. That dude creeps me out. Good call on that.
 

Domino

Member
Well let's see, there's so many people I despise in Skyrim....

I suppose number 1 would have to be...

1) Maven Black-Briar. I hated her so much, I took all her gold, jewels, goblets, and left shoes. What a bitch! Not only that, she practically sends the Dark Brotherhood after me every week. The upside is that I get some pretty good loot to sell from their bodies.

2) The two shop owners of Radiant Raiment's. I hate them so much.

3) Heimskr. He just doesn't shut up! The only reason I keep him alive is because he's the only one I feed on in Whiterun. I wish I could drain him dry...
 

Dradin

Tribunal Temple Acolyte
I despise Rolf Stone-Fist and that Once-Honored fellow. Not because they are racist f***s but because they give Windhelm and the Stormcloaks a racist reputation becuase of their actions.

If Ulfric was really racist, he would let the Argonians inside the city.
 

Wolfbane

Why change the past when you can own this day?
Balgruuf. "I will not stand idly by while a dragon comes into my hold and slaughters my people!" Yeah, you jerk, You'll just sit in a safe castle and send me to do it! Oh and Nazeem. I put him in the ground a while ago. No more cloud district for him. Of course Stenvar. Just plain useless, while only useful for a sacrifice haha
 
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WhiteCaneKiller

New Member
I'm surprised nobody mentioned Skald the Elder. What a crotchety old jerk, and not even in a good way like Festus. Plus he's so friggin mean to his servant and court mage. Not to mention, he's completely ungrateful.

I saved his rathole of a town from an eternity wracked by nightmares, and what does he do? Say "thank you? Apologize for being a mean old bastard? No...he sends me to kill a giant because he doesn't like them and this fact alone apparently warrants an unprovoked slaughter.
 

Wolfbane

Why change the past when you can own this day?
I'm surprised nobody mentioned Skald the Elder. What a crotchety old jerk, and not even in a good way like Festus. Plus he's so friggin mean to his servant and court mage. Not to mention, he's completely ungrateful.

I saved his rathole of a town from an eternity wracked by nightmares, and what does he do? Say "thank you? Apologize for being a mean old bastard? No...he sends me to kill a giant because he doesn't like them and this fact alone apparently warrants an unprovoked slaughter.

Skald slipped my mind! I Hate, hate, hate him!
 

Bulfrek

Dawnstar's "Cleaner"
Guys guys guys. Skald isn't so bad. Not demanding at all. He is the only Jarl in the game who has hired Skyrim's answer to Leon.
 

Tzipora

New Member
>Braith. That freaking little idiot bullies my daughters and then she acts all tough and thinks she can take on me. I slay dragons and eat their souls, I am a master archer, I killed numerous giants with only my fists, and destroyed the Dark Brotherhood.

>Nazeem. I'll send him to the Cloud District if you know what I mean.

>Sven. He still lives with his mother and he's terribly weak, a terrible bard, and a big baby.

>Heimskir. It is quite funny to listen to him ('For I, LOVE YOU!') But then it gets annoying and I end up killing him.

>Belethor. He seems like he will kidnap you and sell you at the human trafficking ring.
 

Wildroses

Well-Known Member
Balruuf. "I will not stand idly by while a dragon comes into my hold and slaughters my people!" Yeah, you jerk, You'll just sit in a safe castle and send me to do it!

I once read this hilarious blog on IGN by a guy who goes by Mr Jellyfish who had the most hilarious take on Balgruuf. When Irileth comes in with news of the dragon attacking the watchtower, Dave (the dragonborn) conjured up all of his stealk skills and attempted to fade into the background, but Balgruuf spotted him and pulled him into the spotlight, clapping me on the back and claiming it was his time to shine. "Just think, you have a chance to fight a REAL dragon! You must be glad you came here!" When the guard gave his report Balgruuf said: "Good work son. You have done well. Head down to the barracks for cookies and warm milk. We'll take it from here. And by 'we' I of course mean YOU, Irileth. And take Dave with you. He survived a dragon attack by running away, so he'll be perfect in a face to face confrontation with one."

I don't think Mr Jellyfish liked Jarl Balgruuf.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
my top 15 with reasons -
1 - every male nord npc, to the soul cairn with you
2 - Heimskar, time to go to the soul cairn
3 - Delphine, how about I kill you instead
4 - aela, I don't want to be a werewolf, I am immortal
5 - nazeem, silence peasant I am the thane you are not
6 - tarrie, I am wearing the emporers robes, they are higher quality than anything your store sells
7 - Isran, I will teach you to call me a filthy vampire
8 - nivenor in riften, she says FRIDAY when their is no such day on nirn
9 - that Orc in raven rock
10 -any fledgling vampire who thinks they are stronger than me, a vampire lord
11 - dirge, I am the guildmaster get out of my guild
12 - that orc in raven rocks bodyguard
13 - skjor, same reason I cant stand aela
14 - the stormcloak jarl of winterhold, he hates magic
15 - arbnorn, don't take offense to the nicknames Im a vampire lord hard not to think of you as mortal
 

Vaga8ond

Active Member
Hmmm, let's see. In no particular order:

1. Nazeem, lord of the Cloud District apparently
2. Sigurd (I work for Belethor, at the general goods store, and I feel the need to tell you this 1000 times)
3. Gisli, but you can just call her Erikur's sister, everyone does
4. Taarie, who insults your clothes even if you bought them from her store
5. Braith, there's nobody she won't fight

I'll add more as I think of them :p

Co-sign. I dislike people that are condescending even in real life.
 

CSnipez45

The Alpha Kitty!
my top 15 with reasons -
1 - every male nord npc, to the soul cairn with you
2 - Heimskar, time to go to the soul cairn
3 - Delphine, how about I kill you instead
4 - aela, I don't want to be a werewolf, I am immortal
5 - nazeem, silence peasant I am the thane you are not
6 - tarrie, I am wearing the emporers robes, they are higher quality than anything your store sells
7 - Isran, I will teach you to call me a filthy vampire
8 - nivenor in riften, she says FRIDAY when their is no such day on nirn
9 - that Orc in raven rock
10 -any fledgling vampire who thinks they are stronger than me, a vampire lord
11 - dirge, I am the guildmaster get out of my guild
12 - that orc in raven rocks bodyguard
13 - skjor, same reason I cant stand aela
14 - the stormcloak jarl of winterhold, he hates magic
15 - arbnorn, don't take offense to the nicknames Im a vampire lord hard not to think of you as mortal
4- aela. That's my wife you're talking about there! Jk. Tarrie is annoying as hell. I'd like to see her clothes protect her from a dragon.
 

tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...
my top 15 with reasons -
1 - every male nord npc, to the soul cairn with you
2 - Heimskar, time to go to the soul cairn
3 - Delphine, how about I kill you instead
4 - aela, I don't want to be a werewolf, I am immortal
5 - nazeem, silence peasant I am the thane you are not
6 - tarrie, I am wearing the emporers robes, they are higher quality than anything your store sells
7 - Isran, I will teach you to call me a filthy vampire
8 - nivenor in riften, she says FRIDAY when their is no such day on nirn
9 - that Orc in raven rock
10 -any fledgling vampire who thinks they are stronger than me, a vampire lord
11 - dirge, I am the guildmaster get out of my guild
12 - that orc in raven rocks bodyguard
13 - skjor, same reason I cant stand aela
14 - the stormcloak jarl of winterhold, he hates magic
15 - arbnorn, don't take offense to the nicknames Im a vampire lord hard not to think of you as mortal
4- aela. That's my wife you're talking about there! Jk. Tarrie is annoying as hell. I'd like to see her clothes protect her from a dragon.
Oh your wife Aela is a real dog, Litteraly HAhAHAHAHAH, Seriously though are you aware that Nivenor says Friday and not fredas as she should, someone needs to make a mod that delets that dialogue or changes it because I find that the most immersion breaking thing in all of skyrim, Someone screwed up with the dialogue
 

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