Annoying/Nerve Racking Things in Skyrim.

Salonia Carvain.

Perkless in Skyrim said:

I'm sure this only happens to me but nearly every time I go to craft or upgrade something at Warmaiden's, Adrianne Avenicci is using the thing I need.

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After the third time of that happening to me, I just get rude and click on what I want to use, and Alvor or Adrianne stop using it so I can......

Perkless in Skyrim said:

Doing something questionable, like pickpocketing or assaulting a milk drinker that can't keep their rude comments to themselves and having EVERYONE in the hold seem to know about it. Even after the last witness is taken care of.

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Oh, how I despise this one. I killed a Thalmor Justicar (TJ) out on the road in the middle of no where, literally. I was north of Fort Sungard, headed back to Whiterun after going out hunting to accumulate leather, and to gather some forsworn gear to smith. I come across the TJ escorting a Flame Atronach somewhere for questioning. Seeing as how my character was done wrong by the Thalmor, she exacts revenge whenever she can. This time I had to go back a save because when I got to Whiterun, by fast travel, the guards tried to kill me. Same for Riverwood, Delphine and her bartender tried to kill me too. Soooooo, I have had those same experiences.....

Now I remember... you're that new member of the companions. So you what, fetch the mead?

... After I become Harbinger.

The AMAZING dialogue options Brynjolf has after completing the Thieves Guild questline:

'sorry lass, I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time'.
'huh?'
'huh?'
'WATCH IT'
'huh?'
'sorry lass, I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time'.
'sorry lass, I've got important things to do. We'll speak another time'.

"So, you're Brynolf's new protégé eh?" x 89013864981306498
IM THE FRICKING GUILDMASTER JUST SHUT UP!!!

Dragons: Ubam tinkal poordah stinahjk oz bin pap froot tat tit toot

"Let's get indoors, or even in a cave, just any where out of this."

*goes into cave*

"Ugh, I've spent my fair share of times in caves already."

Kill yourself Serana.

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"It's so bright out here, I don't know how you stand it." Maybe because I'M NOT A VAMPIRE?

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"You aren't welcome here until you kill Paarthurnax."

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"So you're Brynjolf's new protege? Don't look like much to me." New protege? Perhaps Guildmaster...

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Any of Mjoll the Lioness' dialogue while she is your follower.

"My father always wanted me to follow in his footsteps as his hunter. I set my aspirations a bit higher. He never complained. I miss him."
"A cutpurse tried to rob me on the road once. When I drew Grimsever, I think the poor man soiled him armor!"

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"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't." No no, Dragonsreach is not the place for the got-damned THANE of Whiterun...

But... this one makes up for it

"Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days."

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"Hey, it's my favorite drinking buddy! Let's get some mead."

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"I work for Belethor at the general goods store."

"Everything's for sale, friend! If I had a sister, I would sell her too."

"DO come back." B*tch you don't talk to the Dovahkiin that way! *Fus Ro Dah's Belethor through the wall*

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Jarl Siddgeir? Do you even DESERVE the title Jarl? "I just drink and eat the finest, while my steward actually runs the hold." Hang yourself, Siddgeir.



That's all I could think of right now.

Delusional said:

Any of Mjoll the Lioness' dialogue while she is your follower.

"My father always wanted me to follow in his footsteps as his hunter. I set my aspirations a bit higher. He never complained. I miss him."
"A cutpurse tried to rob me on the road once. When I drew Grimsever, I think the poor man soiled him armor!"

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If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a motor mouth while I'm trying to do my thing. Mjoll and Stenvar have both been my followers and Stenvar is slightly less irritating but likes to talk about forts when we pass them and constantly complains about how cold he is. Then there's the little line he has which got me good the first time I heard it. Can't remember it off the top of my head but something like "What was that? I thought I heard something behind us."

Wearing Ancient Nordic armor with a Daedric Greatsword...

Malborn: You're who she picked?

I didn't let the frost troll kill him.

*cue kill animation*

Oh it amuses me when enemies are taunting you, even if you are completely dominating. 7 bandits, you kill 6 of them, and the last guy, "You picked a bad time to ge-" *Decapitated*

Serena is a Wahmpire.. Complain, Complain, Complain

Hargood said:

Serena is a Wahmpire.. Complain, Complain, Complain

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xD haha

And it's always about the weather, too. "Oh it's too bright" "Oh I hate caves" "Oh it's too bright again" "Oh it's that wonderful Skyrim weather" SHUT YOUR MOUTH SERANA.

"You call yourself a Nord!" - Stormcloaks/Bandits

No I don't you stupid idiot, my race is Imperial.

And getting just a LITTLE tired of hearing "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"

Delusional said:

And getting just a LITTLE tired of hearing "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"

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Especially when it's your:
a) Employee
b) Subordinate
c) Housecarl
d) Friend
e) Spouse

They do know I'm an elf, right? Or do they all think I'm a Nord who had plastic surgery?

*Walks into Dragonsreach on official Arch-Mage stuff*
Farengar Secret-Fire: You know, if you have the aptitude, you should visit the College of Winterhold.

I went over this in another thread about the RPG elements, I wish they covered more than just a couple of lines of dialogue when it comes to your race. As a Khajiit you can walk freely within all towns and capitols with no problem even though every other khajiit aren't allowed within city walls, even before you find out you're dragonborn. What if you're a Dunmer walking into Windhelm for the first time? Maybe a couple of lines of dialogue and no real hostility toward you... Sadly with my own Dunmer character, a dragon spawned during my first visit and interrupted the conversation so I don't even know how that goes. After that they don't go back to arguing, it just continues.

Docta Corvina said:

For starters, DIRGE. Bastard gives the same bullpl*** attitude even when you're Guild Master. NO excuse for his fail-sass:

- They call me Dirge, 'cause I'm the last thing you hear before they put you in the ground. Why? You think it's funny or something?

- Yeah, actually, I do.

- Yeah, my problem is I'm too tired to punch your face in.

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lol, I killed him when they started giving me BS about being unable to change my face since I was a vampire at the time, I attacked the face sculptor, they all teamed up against me and yet the only ones you could kill are Dirge and the bartender in the Flagon.

Another thing that irks me is when you're out and about then a dragon comes flying over head, circles, even seems like it notices you, but just keeps roaring no matter how many times you shoot at it, ignoring the fact that you're shooting at it, then it flies off in the distance unless you hit it.

Iveri Sarothil said:

Is there a single Imperial who is aware of the fact that maybe, just maybe, the Stormcloaks aren't too fond of them because they invaded their homeland, took over their cities, replaced their guards, and are trying to turn Skyrim into Cyrodil? There's a lot more to these Nords than 'xenophobic racist uncivilized bruisers'

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Actually, Skyrim was a part of their empire for centuries, and the Legion always had a presence. The Stormcloaks are upset over the White-Gold Concordat, and are defying their empires decision. But I digress.
The one thing I hate the most is that group of coin purses in Halted Stream Mine, at the bottom of that spike pit. Every time, I just can't get close enough to get the last one before being impaled ! I'll have to use telekinesis or health buffs at this rate.

Vilkas: I've never even heard of this Dragonborn, Guild Master, Legate of the Empire, Arch-Mage, Savior of the Citadel, Thane of all cities, Destroy of the Dark Brotherhood

Nuff' Said.