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Zaralink

Legendary Dovahkiin
The awkward moment when you realize that the technique for picking locks in the game does not work in real life:oops:
Why is a "high and mighty" thalmor picking locks at all? Just blow up the door. You ******* get away with anything
 

Fiiralmo

2nd Aldmeri Emissary to Skyrim
Why is a "high and mighty" thalmor picking locks at all? Just blow up the door. You ******* get away with anything
Sadly, it turns out that doors are the Thalmor's greatest weakness. Oh god I just gave that away- next thing I know I'll wake up to 1000 doors in front of my house. Scary plops :eek:
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
The awkward moment when you don't have any awkward moments to share, except for these random people staring at you
 

Saozig

Hippy
When you're at the Hjaalmarch camp, getting your next set of orders, and all your fellow soldiers are standing around in the snow, complaining about running out of bread as you skip off to Winstad Manor for some horker stew and your cozy double bed.

When you fast-travel to Falkreath and when you get there, every guard in the city has generated right in front of you, so you freak out and draw your weapon. Then one of the guards goes "Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell?"

When you find your adopted kid hanging out wth Brenuin, listening to Heimskr's crazy ramblings, with a tankard in her hand.

When you think you're such a clever Skyrimmer that you turn your HUD all the way down, and then get totally lost on your way to Helgen--you know, the very first place you were at in the game.
 

Ignami351

INFP of the Blue Variety
When you take down a dragon with the help of a whiterun guard, who then says "My cousins out fighting dragons, and what do I get, guard duty." as i'm absorbing its soul.
 

LosLocos

New Member
That awk moment when you've reached the end of dwermer ruins witch probably took you hour and a half and your x box froze on you, and you forgot to save.
 
that awkward moment when you fast travel to a destination and right when you arrive a dead hunter falls out of the sky right on top of you.
 

MagicBlade

Instinctive
Awkward moment when you find a guard in your house, sitting down with Lydia, and the weirdest part was Lydia was naked...
 

Ru;indil

Mage Lord of Skywatch
That awkward moment when Cicero jumps on you while your player is stuck in the ground. Argh :mad:. Was he trying to make fun of me ? The Listener ?! I shall have him executed on the Stormcloak chopping block in Windhelm :).
 

Ivory

Let's Player
That awkward moment when you first enter Whiterun after a month's break from playing Skyrim on a new file and remember that monk who never shuts up about Talos...and he DOESN'T talk. Just...stares.. My game must have missed me, because everything in the game that annoyed me seems to have vanished.
 

Deetz08

New Member
I'll be honest I didn't read through all 43 pages so sorry if its a repeat buuuut..

That awkward moment when your putting all of your ingredients into your alchemy chest and halfway through you realize you weren't paying attention and you were actually eating them instead of storing them, then when you exit the chest screen you feel all woozy :vomit:
Don't judge :rolleyes:
 

Ru;indil

Mage Lord of Skywatch
The awkward moment when you are standing on a cliff but then Cicero pushes you and you die. I'm sending you to the Void , this time Jester !
 

Saozig

Hippy
When you realize your Skyrim wedding is being held right above a catacomb of rotting corpses.
 

Usulama

Active Member
That awkward moment when you try to fus ro dah the enemy away, only to realize you had the wrong shout equipped.

Thus making your last words "Hey, melon nose!"
 

Bad-People

Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
... When an Imperial soldier says "haven't killed a Stormcloak in so long my sword are's getting flabby" after a huge battle where he killed a number of Stormcloaks.
 
That awkward moment when you crouch around someones' house in which you broke in to avoid being detected and by the end of theft or whatever realize that there is no one inside! Arghh!
 

Chadonraz

Well-Known Member
That awkward moment when you start a new character whose height is less than 1.0, and nearly everyone is taller than you, thus literally looking down at you.
 

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