What would your character do in this situation?
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Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
Laugh, then once the Argonians leave, kill the Stormcloaks to end their suffering and general unhealthy demeanor.
Mr Forz
I'm helping. Mostly.
Take the fight to the argonians and eventually try to convince the remnant to just let go. Sure I'm a lizard too, and I support the imperials but every race has his jerks and the situation was uncalled for.
Many things would strike me though. Most of "civil" argonians tend to be humble and try to not get involved into stuff, torture is a surprising activity.
Also. What's the matter with your fixation on argonians and potential dominance?
Many things would strike me though. Most of "civil" argonians tend to be humble and try to not get involved into stuff, torture is a surprising activity.
Also. What's the matter with your fixation on argonians and potential dominance?
Eolexis
Member
What do you mean?
Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Hand them some cut firewood and torches.
Kalin of High Rock
Faal Lun Vahdin
Steer well clear of the whole matter. Kalin is apolitical as a rule. She's a vampire and would like to keep that fact from becoming general public knowledge. One doesn't hide in plain sight by standing up for moral, ethical or political ideals.
Now if the argonians moved off and left these poor nords strung to trees, she'd probably free them. Or have a bit of a feed. Either way, she wouldn't leave a person tied up to starve in the woods. Feeding or freeing, she would tend to their wounds first. She thrives on praise and it amuses her to play the philanthropist.
Now if the argonians moved off and left these poor nords strung to trees, she'd probably free them. Or have a bit of a feed. Either way, she wouldn't leave a person tied up to starve in the woods. Feeding or freeing, she would tend to their wounds first. She thrives on praise and it amuses her to play the philanthropist.
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sticky runes
Well-Known Member
I would use my disarm shout to make them all drop their weapons and praise Lady Mara. Time for these f#ckers to embrace the teachings of the handmaiden of Kyne.
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
Since I imagined them being unarmed, this made me laugh too hard.
ZUN HAAL VIIK!!!
*Everyone hit by it watches in horror as their arms fly/ fall off be it Argonian or Stormcloak.
"Embrace Mara, you mother f-ckers!"
Archer Drake
Parkour Enthusiast
Honestly, he'd walk past and probably do nothing. As an Assassin, these things happen often. If it was the other way around, he'd attack the Nords and save the Argonians.
Deadpool.
OG Forum member
As an officer of the penitus oculatus, my character would award the argonians with a few septims (like 10 maybe) and then my character would order them to leave, my character would ask "when you return home, you will take off this uniform, correct?"
To which they may nod,
Then my character will say "well, I will give you somthing that you can't take off"
My character would order the other soldiers to hold the stormcloak down and tell them to carve the word "stormcloak" into the stormcloak's forehead.
They will take his sword, dump it somehwhere and leave
Yes this is exactly like that one scene from inglorious basterds, Because I designed my character to be as ruthless as Lt. Aldo Raine
The reason for this is when you return to the Castle in solitude, the general hopes that they will go home to their families and give up fighting, so this is done to deter them from rising and becoming a threat.
To which they may nod,
Then my character will say "well, I will give you somthing that you can't take off"
My character would order the other soldiers to hold the stormcloak down and tell them to carve the word "stormcloak" into the stormcloak's forehead.
They will take his sword, dump it somehwhere and leave
Yes this is exactly like that one scene from inglorious basterds, Because I designed my character to be as ruthless as Lt. Aldo Raine
The reason for this is when you return to the Castle in solitude, the general hopes that they will go home to their families and give up fighting, so this is done to deter them from rising and becoming a threat.
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Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Skyrim belongs to whomever can outthink the Nords... Therefore, Skyrim belongs to that tree-stump over there...Help the storm cloaks, shout the Argonians to kingdom come, and say, 'Skyrim belongs to the Nords'
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
My Mage would probably wonder if he needs Argonian blood, if not, then simply walk off unconcerned with the mundane comings and goings of nords or lizards.
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
first thought "Gigitty."
Second thought "Wonder if there is porn of that..."
Third thought "OH GODS WHYYYYYYY!!!!"
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
Fourth thought "Who else but Skies."
Davian
Member
Skyrim belongs to whomever can outthink the Nords... Therefore, Skyrim belongs to that tree-stump over there...Help the storm cloaks, shout the Argonians to kingdom come, and say, 'Skyrim belongs to the Nords'
Quite a few people forget that Nords can be poets as well as warriors. Look at the Poetic Edda, for Talos' sake!
(Real-world warrior-poet: Egill Skallagrímsson - look it up, milk-drinkers.)
After all, they were based heavily off the real-world Viking culture. I count myself as a Nord due to extensive European heritage (British (Breton), German, Norwegian (Nord), etc.) We're not as addle-brained as you and "Skooma-addicted Mage" make us out to be.
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Also, about the "Nords, lizards, coming" thing - I smell a sequel to the Lusty Argonian Maid...
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Daelon DuLac
How do you backstab a Dragon?
Hey. I'm Norwegian, and even I'll admit that our "Sagas" and "Eddas" are some of the most overblown and long-winded pieces of pookadung around.Skyrim belongs to whomever can outthink the Nords... Therefore, Skyrim belongs to that tree-stump over there...Help the storm cloaks, shout the Argonians to kingdom come, and say, 'Skyrim belongs to the Nords'
Quite a few people forget that Nords can be poets as well as warriors. Look at the Poetic Edda, for Talos' sake!
(Real-world warrior-poet: Egill Skallagrímsson - look it up, milk-drinkers.)
After all, they were based heavily off the real-world Viking culture. I count myself as a Nord due to extensive European heritage (British (Breton), German, Norwegian (Nord), etc.) We're not as addle-brained as you and "Skooma-addicted Mage" make us out to be.
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Also, about the "Nords, lizards, coming" thing - I smell a sequel to the Lusty Argonian Maid...
