What would your current Dovahkiin want for a holiday gift?

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Jake Johnson

Active Member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #1

See topic.

I said "holiday gift" because not everyone celebrates Christmas.

My current Dovahkiin, Jacqueline P. Liddell (fictional daughter of Heath Ledger's Joker and the American McGee Alice) would only want one thing: for her beloved Sheogorath to ask her to marry him.

Look at her parentage - being married to Sheogorath actually makes sense for her!

 

limping adventurer

Member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #2

Mine would probably be happy with some kind of nice led keyring torch just to help out a little in those treacherous caves, he is equipped with night eye but a light hanging from his tunic or belt would just be the talk of the village.

 

Deadpool.

OG Forum member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #3

A cannon, so he may shoot himself out of it.

 

limping adventurer

Member

• Dec 23, 2015

• #4

Deadpool. said:

A cannon, so he may shoot himself out of it.

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Like Guybrush Threepwood did?

 

Papoy

DON'T EXPECT SPOILER WARNINGS FROM ME

• Dec 24, 2015

• #5

I will be first one to give nerd answer: He'd like Eye Of Magnus back.

 

Mercutio

Assistant Regional Manager

• Dec 24, 2015

• #6

A better challenge
My dovahkiin is competitive af

 

Gregor Moon Fang

Champion of Azura

• Dec 24, 2015

• #7

He'd probably want a beautiful wife to settle down with.

 

Kohlar the Unkilled

Time for some ale

• Dec 24, 2015

• #8

He'd appreciate this, even though it's not available in his world:

 

The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!

Staff member

• Dec 25, 2015

• #9

A complete revamp of the combat system. Make finishing moves to only activate after the killing blow has been landed or take them out entirely, and a difficulty system in which damage to the player and damage to NPCs is increased simultaneously, with armor making a larger difference. And to fix the AI, simply make them FAR more agressive. Emulate the AI of Fallout New Vegas or even Oblivion, maybe. But for the love of God they almost always sit there and let me wail on them for five minutes before swinging back! Blocking isn't worth it you idiots!

 

Lady Redpool the Unlifer

Pyro, Spirits Connoisseur, and Soulless Anarchist

• Dec 25, 2015

• #10

She'd like unlock spells. My current character regularly breaks the 4th wall. She knows that they existed, and wants them back.

 

shadowkitty

Mistress of Shadows

• Dec 27, 2015

• #11

The blood of the Ebony Warrior dripping from her sword.

 

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CitizenKane

Member

• Dec 27, 2015

• #12

Jake Johnson said:

See topic.

I said "holiday gift" because not everyone celebrates Christmas.

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Then why would they be getting a gift?

 

Kohlar the Unkilled

Time for some ale

• Dec 27, 2015

• #13

CitizenKane said:

Jake Johnson said:

See topic.

I said "holiday gift" because not everyone celebrates Christmas.

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Then why would they be getting a gift?

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I have heard tales told of gift-giving holidays other than Christmas, that are also celebrated this time of year. Perhaps only myths or tale-tales from long-forgotten religions..

 

The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!

Staff member

• Dec 27, 2015

• #14

Kohlar the Unkilled said:

CitizenKane said:

Jake Johnson said:

See topic.

I said "holiday gift" because not everyone celebrates Christmas.

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Then why would they be getting a gift?

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I have heard tales told of gift-giving holidays other than Christmas, that are also celebrated this time of year. Perhaps only myths or tale-tales from long-forgotten religions..

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My God... I thought they were only rumors shrouded in myth and legend...

 

Mercutio

Assistant Regional Manager

• Dec 27, 2015

• #15

 

JoshuaLausberg

New Member

• Jan 17, 2016

• #16

The hand of the beautiful (yet deadly) Serana. That and a second chance of persuading her into turning into a human.

What's the point of romantic walks in the Summer when she starts burning every time she catches a ray of sunlight?

 

UnslaadKrosis

Member

• Jan 17, 2016

• #17

The Khajiit Dro'zarr; Dovahkiin, the great hoarder, seer of fate, world traveller, bearer of Konahriik, master of Castle Volkihar, slayer of kings and master of the Voice would just like a cart-full of premium quality catnip imported straight from the rolling plains of Cyrodill, for... uh... a Khajiit's very secretive, very personal needs.

 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?

• Jan 25, 2016

• #18

Wetnaps. Do you have any idea how long it's been since she's seen a bathtub? Oh! And maybe a washtub. Nobody ever seems to have any laundry facilities.