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Rimfaxe96

Rimfaxe96

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Your character is strolling through Elenwen's little party when Erikur walks up to you with his usual smooth talking ("I like what I see, my dear. And believe me, I don't say that to everyone. I'm very discriminating when it comes to the female form." for example).

What would your character do?
 
hershangames

hershangames

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"You may like what you see, but I think I'm going to require some holly water in my eyes".

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DrunkenMage

DrunkenMage

Intoxicated Arch-Mage
"Please, please! This is exactly what I'm talking about. Eagerness must be tempered with caution, or else disaster is inevitable." - Toldir
 
Simus

Simus

An Excellent Site Member
Simus: "Erikur? How much have you had to drink tonight?"

Alice: "Umm...well thank you Erikur. I'm flattered." *readies sparks spell for no-means-no balls groping*

Titus: "Who the hell are you and why are you hitting on me? I know the hair's confusing but I'm a man so get out of my face."

Cilla: "Do you...think I'm pretty sir? You know I'm only ten right? Miss Elenwen!? Do you know this man!?"

Elspeth: "It's a pleasure Erikur and I think you for the compliment, but sometimes things of beauty are beast admired in silence. Over there. By that bosmer bartender."

Tali: "Umm...you know I'm just a kid, right sir? And are you going to finish that bread or do you need it to sponge up your grown-up juice?"
 
Dabiene Caristiana

Dabiene Caristiana

Your friendly neighborhood weirdo
Dabiene Caristiana (My actual chracter) - *Disgusted sound* "My my, I'm betting you wish I could say the same thing about you. Your broad shoulders, that square jaw! You are one fine looking lady yourself."

Severus - *Glares intensely at Erikur* "Just when I thought I had met every idiot imaginable, you come along. Get your eyes checked, boy."

Soldin - "Um, excuse me? I know I have long hair but.. I'm of the male class." o_o

Erebus Caccitore/Isabella:

Isabella - "Brother? Did you hear that?"

Erebus - "Why yes sister, I believe I did."

I - "I believe he's hitting me up. Without even knowing me. I wonder if he does that to his 'unnamed sister'?"

E - "Wouldn't surprise me dear sister. I hear the higher class just loves to keep it 'in the family'."


Artemis - *sly, predatory grin* "Why thank you, Erikur. Why don't we meet up later so I can show you how to..." *forms a plan to do in Erikur in the most gruesome manner* "... make some delicious concoctions . Wouldn't that be oh so fun?"

Fenrir the Fearless - *deep throat growl* "Do I look like a whore to you, you slimy ferret? I suggest you back off before I turn you into a wench!"

Salvas - "I believe you are mistaken dear boy. I am not of the fairer sex. Try elsewhere to hang your pride."

Vonn - *growls* "fl*ff off. Try one of the elven guards. See where that gets you. Horny bastard."

Amariel - "Thank you, but I'm not interested. Go and pester someone else."

Loki Goldenblood - "I believe your eyes have suffered some kind of rot... I am a man. However... *sly grin* should you be interested in men, let me know. I happen to be very... flexible."

Zelda Eagle-Eye - *glares intensely at him* "Unless you want to loose your more valuable asset, I suggest you piss off."

Zahraji - "It is not often someone throws a compliment this way. However, should you be interested in the more... exotic peoples, I'd be more than happy to oblige in a little 'play time'." *twinkling eyes and thinking how much gold Erikur has on him to steal later*

Helegion - "I believe you are mistaken. There are plenty of women about for you to toy with. I'd wish you to pester them, but I do not want them to suffer with your... lovely presence."

Godric - "Please, I'm not interested. Peddle your lust elsewhere, would you?"
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There are more but those are the main ones. Yes I know, I have a shiz ton of characters.
 
Mighty Pecan Pie

Mighty Pecan Pie

The secret American
Dabiene Caristiana said:
Dabiene Caristiana (My actual chracter) - *Disgusted sound* "My my, I'm betting you wish I could say the same thing about you. Your broad shoulders, that square jaw! You are one fine looking lady yourself."

Severus - *Glares intensely at Erikur* "Just when I thought I had met every idiot imaginable, you come along. Get your eyes checked, boy."

Soldin - "Um, excuse me? I know I have long hair but.. I'm of the male class." o_o

Erebus Caccitore/Isabella:

Isabella - "Brother? Did you hear that?"

Erebus - "Why yes sister, I believe I did."

I - "I believe he's hitting me up. Without even knowing me. I wonder if he does that to his 'unnamed sister'?"

E - "Wouldn't surprise me dear sister. I hear the higher class just loves to keep it 'in the family'."


Artemis - *sly, predatory grin* "Why thank you, Erikur. Why don't we meet up later so I can show you how to..." *forms a plan to do in Erikur in the most gruesome manner* "... make some delicious concoctions . Wouldn't that be oh so fun?"

Fenrir the Fearless - *deep throat growl* "Do I look like a whore to you, you slimy ferret? I suggest you back off before I turn you into a wench!"

Salvas - "I believe you are mistaken dear boy. I am not of the fairer sex. Try elsewhere to hang your pride."

Vonn - *growls* "fl*ff off. Try one of the elven guards. See where that gets you. Horny bastard."

Amariel - "Thank you, but I'm not interested. Go and pester someone else."

Loki Goldenblood - "I believe your eyes have suffered some kind of rot... I am a man. However... *sly grin* should you be interested in men, let me know. I happen to be very... flexible."

Zelda Eagle-Eye - *glares intensely at him* "Unless you want to loose your more valuable asset, I suggest you piss off."

Zahraji - "It is not often someone throws a compliment this way. However, should you be interested in the more... exotic peoples, I'd be more than happy to oblige in a little 'play time'." *twinkling eyes and thinking how much gold Erikur has on him to steal later*

Helegion - "I believe you are mistaken. There are plenty of women about for you to toy with. I'd wish you to pester them, but I do not want them to suffer with your... lovely presence."

Godric - "Please, I'm not interested. Peddle your lust elsewhere, would you?"
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There are more but those are the main ones. Yes I know, I have a shiz ton of characters.
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Awesome stuffs. I had a chuckle at them :D
 
Simus

Simus

An Excellent Site Member
I had no idea you had such a menagerie Dabs!
 
Wildroses

Wildroses

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I imagine there would be some who would go: "Oh, this is So going to be worth the 1000 gold bounty..." but the majority would say: "I'm afraid I'm already married." I don't think that would stop Erikur though so they'd probably have to follow it up with a few firm words, slaps, or simply removing themselves from the immediate area.

The two most notable exceptions are Nyssa and Swanhilde Silver-Blood.

Nyssa would burst into tears and start wailing for Lydia. She is easily frightened by many things but is terrified of the Thalmor. She'd probably already be in a highly wrought up state at being at Elenwen's party before Erikur approached her that it wouldn't take much for her to lose it.

Swanhilde Silver-Blood would go: "You realise I have no influence over the Silver-Blood wealth or political power, right? My half-brothers didn't like me much even before they discovered I was a mage and I married one of our Reachman employees and I'm pretty sure Thongvor's still mad at me for the whole getting Thonar and Betrid killed and helping Madanach escape our mine thing."
 
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Mercutio

Mercutio

Assistant Regional Manager
Dabiene Caristiana said:
Dabiene Caristiana (My actual chracter) - *Disgusted sound* "My my, I'm betting you wish I could say the same thing about you. Your broad shoulders, that square jaw! You are one fine looking lady yourself."

Severus - *Glares intensely at Erikur* "Just when I thought I had met every idiot imaginable, you come along. Get your eyes checked, boy."

Soldin - "Um, excuse me? I know I have long hair but.. I'm of the male class." o_o

Erebus Caccitore/Isabella:

Isabella - "Brother? Did you hear that?"

Erebus - "Why yes sister, I believe I did."

I - "I believe he's hitting me up. Without even knowing me. I wonder if he does that to his 'unnamed sister'?"

E - "Wouldn't surprise me dear sister. I hear the higher class just loves to keep it 'in the family'."


Artemis - *sly, predatory grin* "Why thank you, Erikur. Why don't we meet up later so I can show you how to..." *forms a plan to do in Erikur in the most gruesome manner* "... make some delicious concoctions . Wouldn't that be oh so fun?"

Fenrir the Fearless - *deep throat growl* "Do I look like a whore to you, you slimy ferret? I suggest you back off before I turn you into a wench!"

Salvas - "I believe you are mistaken dear boy. I am not of the fairer sex. Try elsewhere to hang your pride."

Vonn - *growls* "fl*ff off. Try one of the elven guards. See where that gets you. Horny bastard."

Amariel - "Thank you, but I'm not interested. Go and pester someone else."

Loki Goldenblood - "I believe your eyes have suffered some kind of rot... I am a man. However... *sly grin* should you be interested in men, let me know. I happen to be very... flexible."

Zelda Eagle-Eye - *glares intensely at him* "Unless you want to loose your more valuable asset, I suggest you piss off."

Zahraji - "It is not often someone throws a compliment this way. However, should you be interested in the more... exotic peoples, I'd be more than happy to oblige in a little 'play time'." *twinkling eyes and thinking how much gold Erikur has on him to steal later*

Helegion - "I believe you are mistaken. There are plenty of women about for you to toy with. I'd wish you to pester them, but I do not want them to suffer with your... lovely presence."

Godric - "Please, I'm not interested. Peddle your lust elsewhere, would you?"
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There are more but those are the main ones. Yes I know, I have a shiz ton of characters.
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Simus

Simus

An Excellent Site Member
Good idea but you don't have to do it right away. Plenty of time my sweet. Plenty of time.
 
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