Party at Kohlar's Place

You are all invited to attend, of course. I have an ample supply of mead and ale but if you intend to drink you must contribute to the supply or else we're likely to run out early, and I'll be forced dispatch some of you by lottery to go out and get more. There is enough venison and bear meat to go around for all. You must get here by your own means of conveyance; my horses and carriage will not be available for use.

Bards will be present for entertainment, but as the ale flows and day turns to night, who knows what games may transpire? Along with the traditional archery competition, foot races, and mead-barrel toss, we may also engage in drunken horker wrestling, and bandit bashing, (IF they attack, which is likely).

I need to know who's coming and who you're bringing with you. I've also invited the Auger of Dunlain, my Psijic friend Quaranir, the members of the College of Winterhold, (except Enthir who might steal my valuables, and Nirya and Urag gro-Shub who would simply be buzz-kills), in addition to Red Eagle, (he's a draugr but he's cool), and essentially all of Whiterun including the Companions.

The festivity begins in one fortnight!

Would you permit this Vampire Lord to enter the premises and partake of the merry making?

Bloodwitch Anna said:

Would you permit this Vampire Lord to enter the premises and partake of the merry making?

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Of course Anna, of course. You must leave your cattle outside though- I insist.

And since Red Eagle will be there, and he's clearly dead, thralls will be allowed as long as they're well behaved.

That's fine. I can go a long time without feeding ^_^ Just make sure there's plenty of wine too (I shall have some of my imported stocks brought over)

Thanks for inviting us Kohlar!

the world starts to get blurry..........the world starts spinning around..........now this one knows how the bottle feels.........hick hick

suddenly everything goes black for a few seconds.....ears buzzing with high pitched sound that gently give way to Sir Kohlar's firm but gentle voice

Is it ok if me and my husband show up naked? Last time we came to one of your parties, we woke up in a mudcrab pond with all our clothes, jewels and weapons gone, and I don't fancy forking out another 40000 gold at Radiant Raiment for an outfit that's gonna get stolen.

A nord party sounds a bit raucous and rowdy for my delicate breton sensibilities.

Sah said:

the world starts to get blurry..........the world starts spinning around..........now this one knows how the bottle feels.........hick hick

suddenly everything goes black for a few seconds.....ears buzzing with high pitched sound that gently give way to Sir Kohlar's firm but gentle voice

Sir Kohlar - Hello

Sah - Hello.....berppp

How are you?

I'm all right.....hick

Is this your elephant?

Yeah. This is Jongo. You've done a proper old paint job on this, haven't you?

What's wrong with it?

You should be ashamed of yourself.....hick

Why?

Look, he has got "the world is flat" on his forehead..."Socrates eats hemlock" on the side...and "go naked" all over his bum...........berppp

I'm terribly sorry. We didn't mean to be disrespectful.

I mean, how would you like it if an person...such as myself came along and drew...a mustache and a beard on your Bird

It's the same thing, isn't it?

I'm awfully sorry. What do you suggest we do?..............thinking

a mustache and a beard on your Bird .................. FIREWORKS, ROCKET LAUNCHING, TRAIN ENTERING TUNNEL, VOLCANO ERUPTING, SUN GOING SUPER NOVA
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Get some water and wash it off. Wash it? Wash it, scrub it, get it off.

Hey, gang! We're gonna wash the elephant.

lizardisok - What do you mean wash the elephant? What do you mean by gang? no one else here!


thats right lizard, there is no one else here, that makes you the Gang

but but........

no buts.......lizard.......& leave the "go naked" on its bum ​

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...and as the sun went down, the party was just getting started.

sticky runes said:

Is it ok if me and my husband show up naked? Last time we came to one of your parties, we woke up in a mudcrab pond with all our clothes, jewels and weapons gone, and I don't fancy forking out another 40000 gold at Radiant Raiment for an outfit that's gonna get stolen.

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You went to the wrong house. There was another party nearby at Pinewatch that night. That explains why you never showed up, after promising to bring those "special" sweet rolls!

Certainly clothing is not a requirement, in answer to your initial question.

Sorry, Kohlar, I was caught up collecting bodies. I hope your party went well!

Would this well-behaved, aristocratic Thalmor mage be allowed to a Nord's house? I request.

wait did I miss the party when is it someone pick me up and take me there
no party without a kattus in da hood

Rofl, you guys think it's over already xD

I mean he did say in a fortnight, that's still some time

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What?! It's almost over? No!

Akatosh! Send me back to time!
So that I can kill this barbaric, save Nord who dares to host a party without the Thalmor's permission!

Alright sweet, I'm gonna bring my lizuhd Derkeethus and we're gonna get butt ass nekkid, dance around, bring an assload of skooma, hit on Nord and Imperial chicks (we're butt ass naked so we get to show them our nice, scaly, "backwards tails"), eat whole cheese wheels in one bite in the glorious name of Sheogorath, play "Molag Bal" in the mirror by saying his name 3 times and hoping he'll appear in the mirror, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

Just kidding, this is your party so Derkeethus and I will respect your rules. No dancing naked, no introducing our privates to hot human babes, no daedric games, and we'll only bring a minuscule amount of skooma, just to get us amped up. None of this will happen until really late at night and we get real into it. Derkeethus and I will arrive by portal (why? because we can that's why) and we're gonna get down with our bad selves as the kids say. Look forward to seeing you there.