Who else is forever a follower of the mighty molag bal

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Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
Better bring your pot-sticker 'cause, if the best you can do is the likes of your shrine guardians, you're gonna need help.

Dagon - the only Daedra to actually help the Aedra by creating a new God (Talos). The only Daedra to try to invade Tamriel and have every gate ever opened closed by one guy (One guy!). The only Daedra to rely mostly on imps for his takeover army. The only Daedra to actually succeed in having his minions assassinate an emperor and be so inept to actually leave an heir still alive. The only Daedra to claim "Destruction" as his specialty and consider destruction knocking something over so that it can easily be rebuilt. The only Daedra with a security system in his own realm that is so poor that normal people can sneak in and out and steal things on a regular basis without even being noticed. The only Daedra to use pinwheels as guard dogs. The only Daedra to actually supply healing as part and parcel of his realm's package of "invasion" themes. The only Daedra to be regularly defeated by, not only mortal, but usually inept individuals. Do I need to go on?

Is it any wonder he's considered to be one of the weakest. He can't even outthink Bothia.

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Mehrunes_Dagon
 

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Champion of Grottos and Gremlins
Well... You could rape and sacrifice humans all day and all night to please your lords just before they send someone twice as overpowered as you are to kill you and take your place... Or... You can have an eternal tea party in the gardens of the mind of a psychotic dead monarch who tried to hang himself at a party once.

I don't know about you, but where there is cheese and sweetrolls and a Wabbajack, the deal can't get any sweeter.
 

hershangames

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Well... You could rape and sacrifice humans all day and all night to please your lords just before they send someone twice as overpowered as you are to kill you and take your place... Or... You can have an eternal tea party in the gardens of the mind of a psychotic dead monarch who tried to hang himself at a party once.

I don't know about you, but where there is cheese and sweetrolls and a Wabbajack, the deal can't get any sweeter.
All praise the mighty lord Shegorth!!

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hershangames

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Well, it may not be Shegorth, but it definitely isn't sheogorath.

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Mighty Pecan Pie

The secret American
For a moment I thought this was the Daedric quest where you have to sacrifice a friend/follower. Just now realized it was Boethiah..

I sacrificed Athis by the way.
 

ChiefScalyNipples

Dictator of my bedroom
Molag Ballsack

Edit: Or better yet, Mole-leg Ballsack. Or even, Mo' lag Ballsack, since his daedric power probably causes him to lag a lot when he plays Xbox Live. Oh and, of course all these names I make for him have to end in "Ballsack" because when your last name is "Bal", you know immature people like me will take advantage of that.
 
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hershangames

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Would it be Lester Nygaard? 'Cause that'd be interesting.

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hershangames

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Yes it is Sheogorath.



I miss Oblivion so badly :'(

Also, Sheogorath for the win! The princess of ineptitude and inefficiency and Moe-lester Bal are stupid
Did I hear right? Did she say "necrophilia"? Not necromancy, but necrophilia?

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hershangames

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Wow. I knew Bethesda loved easter eggs, but not this kind.

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