Skyrim Pickup Lines

Mercutio

Assistant Regional Manager

• Aug 30, 2015

• #21

 

hershangames

Well-Known Member

• Aug 30, 2015

• #22

-Some may call you junk. Me? I can you treasure
-Baby, have you been sitting on a grindstone? 'Cause your ass is fine
-Baby, did you say Fus to dah? 'Cause you just blew me away

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ChiefScalyNipples

Dictator of my bedroom

• Aug 30, 2015

• #23

Here's one that's not sexual:

Hey baby, is that an illusion spell or are you really that beautiful?

 

M'aiqaelF

Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO

• Aug 30, 2015

• #24

I can stand a strong nord woman....if you know what I mean

 

sticky runes

Well-Known Member

• Aug 31, 2015

• #25

Have you got any Dunmer in you? Do you want some?

 

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Scenedesmus

Member

• Aug 31, 2015

• #26

Hi. I have a potion of Enhanced Potency.

 

Hart

Sassmaster

• Aug 31, 2015

• #27

Are you secretly a Khajiit? Because you're making me frisky.

I'd slay a dragon for you, darling'.

 

Kaelbu

Well-Known Member

• Sep 1, 2015

• #28

Can I call you my mountain flower? Because I can't stop seeing you everywhere I go.

You must be Sheogorath, because I can't get you out of my head.

I must oil you soon. Get all the hard to reach places.

 

Kaelbu

Well-Known Member

• Sep 1, 2015

• #29

Are you a vampire? Because I feel some seduction going on...

You've got to be a necromancer, because I'm enthralled by you.

It's no wonder your armor is superior. You're simply enchanting.

 

sticky runes

Well-Known Member

• Sep 1, 2015

• #30

Have you got any Redguard in you? Do you want some?

 

Gregor Moon Fang

Champion of Azura

• Sep 1, 2015

• #31

You must be a Flame Atronach because your body is flaming hot

I'll give you a rush of adrenaline that you'll never forget

I sing songs that make you feel like metal in the forge

 

Kaelbu

Well-Known Member

• Sep 1, 2015

• #32

You stoke the fires in my Underforge.

 

hershangames

Well-Known Member

• Sep 2, 2015

• #33

Every time I think of you, my one handed skill goes up

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Writes-Many-Posts

Champion of Grottos and Gremlins

• Sep 2, 2015

• #34

Are you Astrid? Because I would kill for you.

Have you considered joining the Thieves Guild? You've managed to steal the key to my heart.

Marry me or I'll send you to the Soul Cairn faster than I butchered your husband.

The last one usually works...

 

STEVKAN

The almighty lord STEVKAN

• Sep 2, 2015

• #35

I have your mammoth tusk right here ysolda

 

STEVKAN

The almighty lord STEVKAN

• Sep 2, 2015

• #36

Hey baby my name is "goes in deep"

 

STEVKAN

The almighty lord STEVKAN

• Sep 2, 2015

• #37

Are you apart of the thieves guild becuase you stol the key to my heart

 

STEVKAN

The almighty lord STEVKAN

• Sep 2, 2015

• #38

I hope your apart of the dark brotherhood becuase if I can't be with you then just end it know

 

STEVKAN

The almighty lord STEVKAN

• Sep 2, 2015

• #39

Did you just drink a potion of ultimate stamina becuase your running through my mind all day

 

STEVKAN

The almighty lord STEVKAN

• Sep 2, 2015

• #40

You must be dragon born, the way you suck my dragon soul