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Hart

Sassmaster
Post what you have, use them in a fanfic, do whatever. Give us your best Skyrim themed pick-up lines!


Are you a Flame Atronach? Because your tits are hot.

She's got a rack that makes Dibella jealous.

Is that a dagger in your tunic? Or are you just thrilled to see me?
 

M'aiqaelF

Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO
Nazir's pickup line: "are you from the cloud district? .....because you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen"
 

Mercutio

Assistant Regional Manager
I have some....

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M'aiqaelF

Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO
Now I know how Sheogorath feels when he finds a particularly exquisite cheese...
 

M'aiqaelF

Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO
You must have a lot conjuration skill, because you've trapped my soul :p
 

M'aiqaelF

Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO
This one thinks that you are the cat's meow XD
 

M'aiqaelF

Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO
here's a creepeh one: I'd trap your soul in Azura's Star and never use it for an enchantment
 

Mercutio

Assistant Regional Manager
"Are your eyes a Dwemer ruin? Because I'm totally lost in them"
"Are you a master swordsman, cause baby your're striking"
 

ChiefScalyNipples

Dictator of my bedroom
I thought of one:

Hey baby, wanna jack my Wabbajack?

And of course, I have to mention my signature line, the one all Argonians can use:

Once you go scaly, you want more and more daily.
 

ChiefScalyNipples

Dictator of my bedroom
Another one:

Are you a necromancer? Because you've risen the dead in my pants.
 

M'aiqaelF

Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO
I'd fiery soul-trap that....
 

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