If you were a Nord, how would you feel if a couple of Argonians tied you to a tree?

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Rimfaxe96

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Luckily most guys don't... Skimp... (tee hee) on the armor.

The free arms and legs from Imperial armor won't help though. Forsworn armor too has relatively little fabric.
 

Seanu Reaves

The Shogun of Gaming
The free arms and legs from Imperial armor won't help though. Forsworn armor too has relatively little fabric.
Aye, that is why "most don't skimp" :p
I won't lie, every now and again you need to free ball it in a kilt.


But the real question is, am I tied up right side up? Sideways, or upsidedown? Because that can get awkard if I am wearing said skimpy armor. Gotta be willing to show a little thigh for the ladies you know?
 

lucid-dreaming

Active Member
I wouldn't be caught tied to a tree in that get up. Nope. I'd bang the back of my head repeatedly to death while i still have my dignity.
 

DovahRaccoon

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I would join the stormcloacks and drive them out of the land. SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!


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Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
I would join the stormcloacks and drive them out of the land. SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!


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How ya gonna do that when you're tied to a tree? Dumb Nords. No wonder the only thing you're good at is falling off of mountains. :)
 

Secunda_

The Dragon Knight
In the words of every Nord NPC in the game, I'd scream as loudly as I could

"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!"
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
Until their overseer whips them and tells them to stop slacking off.
And, since the overseer is, obviously, a Dumner, he/she proceeds to gut the Nord just for the fun of it, since, after all, those elves really run to the "dark".

Either way, one less idiot Nord to worry about.
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
Using become ethernakl shout or telekinessis open ropes. Then I chase them down.
You're kidding, right? A Nord? Y'all can barely speak a coherent sentence without falling back on grunting. The chances of one of you learning the telekinesis spell is one in a million and even then you wouldn't know how to use it, you do know that your ethereal shout doesn't work that way, yes? Oh wait, look who I'm talking to - a Nord.

Sheesh.
 

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