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Sah

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BREAKING NEWS

Dragonsreach Phone Hacking Scandal

What began as an investigation by this one & after receiving a tip of from a reliable source, we will call her Hulda for the sake of keeping her identity secret out of fear of repercussions, ad losing her customer’s at the Bannered Mare.
This secret source has finally revealed the name of the person responsible for hacking Jarl Balgruuf the Greater phone.

We can now reveal that it was Nelkir the youngest son of Jarl Balgruuf the Greater that leaked photos & emails on Skyrim Leaks last Friday. When asked why he did it he replied “the lady behind the door told me to do it”

After listening to the voice mail messages of Jarl Balgruuf the investigation has now widened to include much more serious allegations including: photos of Proventus Avenicci, not being so Proventus with the kitchen staff



TOP STORY
The Vampiwolve's are Coming

WARNING Citizens of Skyrim
Whats are Vampiwolve's?... read on your life could depend on it!

Can Werewolves & Vampires have children? it has come to this ones attention of unconfirmed sitings of Vampiwolve's near Riften. No witnesses could not give any description since it was pitch dark, all described the same abhorring, horrifying, terrifying HOWL!. One witness went as far as to say it was even scary!
Some One has to ask the important Question, Is it possible to live together with the Vampiwolve's?
Help Save Skyrim from a potential new Life Threatening Menace! call Crime Stoppers if you have any information.





HEALTH <3

Werewolves: You don’t have to feel like a lost little puppy!

After an extensive research of 2 years and with over 3millon werewolves participating in tests & working with their local practitioner’s we can finally reveal to you 5 easy steps you can take to make your life as a werewolf happy & fulfilling & avoid the long arm of the Law.

Step 1: By Law in most countries on Earth it is compulsory to get microchip, that way if you ever lose yourself, all you have to do is walk into your closest Vet & they will contact you to come and pick yourself up, small fee might apply.

Step 2: It is advised to use a leash on yourself, when you take yourself for walk to the park, also take some small plastic bags for when you want take a crap in the bush. It is advise to leave your self-tied up on a pole whilst you do your shopping, and if you leave yourself in the car please leave a widow slightly open for fresh air & so you don’t come back and find your beloved self-dead from the Heat.

Step 3: You will be arrested for urinating on poles with the excuse that you are marking your territory & it does not help chasing after the cop car as it is trying to leave!

Step 4: make sure you get all your shots & flea treatments, rabies & frantic scratching is not a good way to socialize, especially if you’re looking for that special bitch to bear your children.

Step 5: our study shows that most common injuries to a werewolf are dislocated ankles, knees, and hips from trying to scratch that itch behind the ear, it is STRONGLY RECOMMENDED do not attempt in human form.

Next Week…………Vampire Special: Best blood type for you?




SOCIAL
My MOD Addiction - true story


When this one was a teenager a year ago she had her little mother & daughter talk about....MODS
Did this one listen to a word she said? NO in one ear and out the other, this one was overwhelmed with MODS wanted them so bad (putting your mace in the freezer bad) So I did it! I gave my self away, first one MOD then two, soon too ever MOD that would come my way, it was ECSTASY. Its raining MODS Halleluiah *so wrong mummy* But then the problems came, MODS under the bed, in the closet, 6 or 7 MODS on the balcony, I was MOD happy, what next Followers, one, two....ten, who cares, I was so happy, I was in MOD Heaven.

The truth was I was a slave to MODS, I was getting drained, it was taking me longer to do things, I got slower, sluggish & I started lagging soon I could not keep up. That's when the real problems started, the crashing, at the beginning it was once a month, then it became two, before I new it I was crashing every day, to the point where I could not....did not want to go on.....

Luckily a girl friend suggested we get help, I took all my MODS to see a counselor called Dr BOSS changed his name to Dr LOOT i think, he put a sense of order back into my life...the crashing stopped but...........I was scared.....I was damaged goods......... *mummy was right*
So I went home and with the advice from mummy did a new instillation from scratch, the past is behind me now.
Now I'm seeing some very nice MODS, they do there best to make me feel special, still early days, who knows might be MR Right.






ENTERTAINMENT
Arrow in the Knee Day, Sunday 28th of June 2015

  • A special 2 page lift out with the Who is Who of Skyrim
  • Interviews with Jarls, Thanes & Houseclads
  • The guards parade with representatives for the first time ever from all the City’s & Holds.
  • Latest Fashion from around Skyrim: Armors & helmets from Solstheim
  • The Arena: The best of Skyrim battle it out.
  • Competition: Bribe a Guard…….1st prize; a free kill in any City
  • Special guest: All the way from Morthal; Bard Lurburk, a good time to use that 1st prize.



SPORTS
Basketball SBA Semi-Final Playoffs

Thunder Cats Vs Giants 12-176
Giants leading 2-0 best of 5


Thalmor Wizards Vs The Blades: game was stopped at the third minuet of the game after violent episodes erupted between the players of both teams.
After 2 games the series remains 0-0
 

Sah

Well-Known Member
Skyrim Morning Herald
Fortnightly & Free

Staff Needed o_O

Opportunity of a life time, mingle with the Celerity's of Skyrim!
News when it happens, as it happens, we can make it happen.

  1. Role Play Reviews Editor
  2. Thread Reviews Editor
  3. Album Reviews Editor
  4. Paparazzi
  5. IT Crew in the basement
  6. Janitor
  7. Lots of kids with bikes

News the way it is meant to be Happy!
WARNING: working for Sah can cause extreme imagination syndrome
 

Voorth

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - Josey Wales
WOW, What an imagination! lol

I love "Arrow in the Knee Day"...
 

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
How can 20 million people be Dragonborn? does it for me. :D
 

LuChao

The Martial artist
I would like to apply as a janitor for the herald
 

Sah

Well-Known Member
I would like to apply as a janitor for the herald

looking at LuChao's resumeo_O..........this one would like to ask you some questions?

  1. since the janitors quarters also doubles up as the Heralds Torture Chamber:cool:......what experience do you have beating the truth out of some one?:p
  2. do you have a license? or will you be using public transport to travel from New York to Sydney?:confused:
  3. this one looked at your hobbies page, your not planing in turning the basement into a laboratory for all your builds?
  4. and lastly.........do you have a issue wearing a uniform......like pink overalls.....with the backside cut out.......?:oops:

the only concerns this one has are your ambitions displayed in the latest Batman movie.....o_O

after a lot of consideration (1,5 sec) this one has decided...Jobs yours:D...........1 Gold bar a day:)....sounds good?.....you get Super & Holiday pay........and of-course maternity leave!
:rolleyes:
 

LuChao

The Martial artist
I would like to apply as a janitor for the herald

looking at LuChao's resumeo_O..........this one would like to ask you some questions?

  1. since the janitors quarters also doubles up as the Heralds Torture Chamber:cool:......what experience do you have beating the truth out of some one?:p
  2. do you have a license? or will you be using public transport to travel from New York to Sydney?:confused:
  3. this one looked at your hobbies page, your not planing in turning the basement into a laboratory for all your builds?
  4. and lastly.........do you have a issue wearing a uniform......like pink overalls.....with the backside cut out.......?:oops:

the only concerns this one has are your ambitions displayed in the latest Batman movie.....o_O

after a lot of consideration (1,5 sec) this one has decided...Jobs yours:D...........1 Gold bar a day:)....sounds good?.....you get Super & Holiday pay........and of-course maternity leave!
:rolleyes:
1. I have many ways of getting info out of people
2. I can fly :) I stole some scrolls of flight and know how not to die using them
3. I have my own secret lab for builds
4. if you wanna see a troll butt then no problem with a uniform XD
and pay sounds good I like gold bars ^.^ ty for the job -grabs a broom and starts sweeping-
 

hershangames

Well-Known Member
"Arrow in the knee day"? How can 20 million people be the dragonborn?
You killed me with those two.
Oh and I'd like to apply too

Sent from my XT1032 using Tapatalk
 

Voorth

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - Josey Wales
Skyrim Morning Herald
Fortnightly & Free

Staff Needed o_O

Opportunity of a life time, mingle with the Celerity's of Skyrim!
News when it happens, as it happens, we can make it happen.

  1. Role Play Reviews Editor
  2. Thread Reviews Editor
  3. Album Reviews Editor
  4. Paparazzi
  5. IT Crew in the basement
  6. Janitor
  7. Lots of kids with bikes

News the way it is meant to be Happy!
WARNING: working for Sah can cause extreme imagination syndrome

OOOOO, i have a camera and take quite a few pictures. I'll apply for Paparazzi!
 

Sah

Well-Known Member
Paparazzi position final stage...........Interviewers Sah & Lady GaGa

click click click.......Sah looking at Voorths chefs hato_O.......is there a camera in there?:p


Lady GaGa hears the clicks :eek:...........stands up and starts singing.........:rolleyes:


We are the crowd
We're c-coming out
Got my flash on it's true
Need that picture of you
It's so magical
We'd be so fantastical

Leather and jeans
We're rock glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us
It don't have a price
Ready for those flashing lights
Cause you know that baby I

[Chorus]
I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be
Your papa-paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi

click click click...............:confused:

looking at resume...Work Experience:..."at the Daily Bugle you worked with the publisher J. Jonah Jameson & you became a reporter at the Daily Planet ...the reasons you left?"o_O
Do you own any Superman or Spider-man costumes?o_O
To what lengths will go go to get that special shot?o_O

  1. can you climb trees
  2. jump in front of cars....
  3. do you have a motorbike?
  4. are you willing to be called bad names & get the odd bashing hear & there?
  5. is your mind capable of handling the stresses of what celerity's looks like with out there make up on?
  6. your sneak perks tree is it up to date?

click click click.....grrrrr & snap...click.....grrrrrrrr & crack....smoke........lots of smoke

ummm Sir Voorth :confused:..........this one thinks your chefs hat is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
 

Voorth

"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - Josey Wales
looking at resume...Work Experience:..."at the Daily Bugle you worked with the publisher J. Jonah Jameson & you became a reporter at the Daily Planet ...the reasons you left?"o_O
A: His Mustache kept staring at me.

Do you own any Superman or Spider-man costumes?o_O
A: Well...... they're kind of "grown-up" costumes, if you catch my drift.

To what lengths will go go to get that special shot?o_O
  1. can you climb trees A: You bet, right up until the point where i fall off and crash to the ground.
  2. jump in front of cars.... A: No need, i can jump right OVER cars! Leg Muscles abound!
  3. do you have a motorbike? A: Does a 1976 Kawasaki 175cc two stroke count? I sold my Honda Magna.
  4. are you willing to be called bad names.....& get the odd bashing hear & there? A: I can take a Lickin' and keep on Tickin'!
  5. is your mind capable of handling the stresses of what celerity's looks like with out there make up on? A: I'll just squint.
  6. is your sneak perks tree is it up to date? A: I'm so damn sneaky, i could steal your panties without you knowing.
 

Sah

Well-Known Member
  1. is your sneak perks tree is it up to date? A: I'm so damn sneaky, i could steal your panties without you knowing.

Skyrim Morning Herald - NEWS FLASH
Pantie Thief Strikes Again!
In a world first our new cameraman Voorth captures Pantie Thief in action. Get your next issue for the unmasking of the Notorious Pantie Thief!
 

Sah

Well-Known Member
Any other openings? I have a PhD in watching paint dry. :eek::rolleyes::D


dunklunk our Watching Paint Dry Department had to be closed down because of the stressful nature of the work.....so sorry:sadface:


BUTo_O

is looking for a PA personal assistant......this one thinks she will call you "Mr. 47",


Your duties for today

Pick up armors from dry cleaners
Get my skim latte
Kill J. Jonah Jameson's Mustache
Pick up battery's for ...:oops:....not the cheap ones!!!!! o_O
Take Frost for a service & get his muffler checked :p
Go and apologize at the video shop for Killing Bill :eek: & this time pick up Kill Bill o_O, not Kill Bill :rolleyes:
 
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Sah

Well-Known Member
"Arrow in the knee day"? How can 20 million people be the dragonborn?
You killed me with those two.
Oh and I'd like to apply too

Sent from my XT1032 using Tapatalk

hmmmm thinking, looking at hershangames RP Historyo_O.....whats this about The tavern of mistery & on the run .....what did you do?:rolleyes:

you want a job?o_O
write a small review of all the active Role playing stories. a small catalog, description, and who is who, with direct links to each RP:cool:

interested?
:cool:
 

hershangames

Well-Known Member
I CAN'T DO THAT!! I TELL YOU GOT THE WRONG MAN!! Oh, sorry I thought I was being blackmailed by the cops again for that president I once killed.

And you mean ALL active roleplays? Like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of them?

Sent from my XT1032 using Tapatalk
 

Sah

Well-Known Member
I CAN'T DO THAT!! I TELL YOU GOT THE WRONG MAN!! Oh, sorry I thought I was being blackmailed by the cops again for that president I once killed.
contract is a contract ;)...besides has lots of dirt on cop corruption:cool:...we will say It was a set up:eek:....if they want to use blackmail WE will use whitemail! :p

And you mean ALL active roleplays? Like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of them?
well maybe the most popular, how many is there anyways?o_O

Sent from my XT1032 using Tapatalk
Sent from my crappy Huawei using Tapablah:rolleyes:
 
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dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Your duties for today

Pick up armors from dry cleaners Hangs sparkly clean armors on hooks.
Get my skim latte Places skim latte on desk. Lets Sah know the latte has an enchantment of Never Going Empty.
Kill J. Jonah Jameson's Mustache Drops JJJ's mounted moustache on desk.
Pick up battery's for ...:oops:....not the cheap ones!!!!! o_O Lays out batteries of all sizes cuz you >cough< never >cough< know. Again, lets Sah know all batteries have an enchantment of Never Going Dead. Cuz you don't want to be let down at that most >cough< crucial of >cough< moments.
Take Frost for a service & get his muffler checked :p Frost still at servicing. Likes getting his muffler checked.
Go and apologize at the video shop for Killing Bill :eek: & this time pick up Kill Bill o_O, not Kill Bill :rolleyes: Apologies extended. Puts Director's Cut of Kill Bill on desk. Ushers in The 5.6.7.8's who immediately kick into an extended version of Woo Hoo. Turns amps up to 11.
 
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