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buneter

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Skyrim is an endless fun game but what was your funnest moment mine was when my first character went from bad to going into the darkbrotherhood and thieves guild and endless amounts for murders

So I married Ysolda because I just wanted to try and marry someone and I'm not marrying some cat even though I was one myself and in skyrim whiterun. Now in my house (Breezehome) my wife would never sleep while getting my smithing up I slepts for 76 hours one hour at a time and she never went to bed. Well I come home once from adventuring and I come home and Amren was in my house and he starts talking to me I was wondering where my wife was and she was upstairs sleeping. (Remeber as a khazit Whiterun hates you) So I walk outside murder Amren 3 guards run over to me I one hit them with my flawless daedric sword since the guards didn't understand why I murdered Amren I destroyed the entire town everyone who I could kill was killed and every time I walked into Whiterun they attacked me so I moved to Solitude and I never saw anyone else in my house ever
tl;dr: My wife cheated on me with Amren so I killed everyone in Whiterun

So since I murdered an entire town and was basically unstoppable I could do the darkbrother hood quest line only to relize it was to tame for my thirst for blood
 

Al'Tair

This sentence is false
Well, it wouldn't qualify as "fun" for some people, but it was definitely "fun" for me simply because I'm a sick bastard. Plus, my character is evil, so I figured, hey, why not do something actually evil?
So, one random night I went kinda crazy and decided to just turn into a werewolf and murder the pl*ps outta Heimskr, because he was annoying me way too much. Then everyone sort of started to attack me, and I ended up killing 80% of Whiterun's population, which, I admit, was fun while I was doing it, but then it kind of sucked because most of the shop owners were dead and now the town is eerily empty, which makes it creepy because of the calm, soothing music playing while you just look at everything and are reminded of the ones you killed in cold blood. Yeah.
BONUS: Laughed my ass off when a courier came to me and gave me some heritage from one of the people I killed during my werewolf-murder-spree-rampage. Then I felt kinda guilty, but ultimately thought, screw it, my character's supposed to be an ass anyway.
TL;DR: Heimskr annoyed me, so I turned into a werewolf and ended up murdering everyone in Whiterun, turning it into a ghost-town populated only by children and guards.
 
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T. Rakinson

A Brute among Beasts
Don't forget Olfrid!
Mine was Drinking Philter of the Phantom and thinking I was an invulnerable ghost...
 

Bipolar Nord

Just another fanatical gamer
Walked to the edge of The Throat of the World, pulled up my inventory> Ingredients > Jarrin Root - Tasted and fell all way down to the bottom. Dropped my controller laughing. Little things amuse me :p
 

T. Rakinson

A Brute among Beasts
Walked to the edge of The Throat of the World, pulled up my inventory> Ingredients > Jarrin Root - Tasted and fell all way down to the bottom. Dropped my controller laughing. Little things amuse me :p
Try it with Netch Jelly. Much more fun.;)
 

shadowkitty

Mistress of Shadows
Fun or weird...you make up your own minds.

While in Solitude I shot a hawk out of the sky with my lightening bolt hands. So then I carried it around the city and threw it at anyone who said "Put that down!". When I finally got bored with that I gave it to the fish monger.


Met the group of Revelers out on the road so I stopped and had a drink with them.. one become many and thus began a rambunctious drunken escape through the Rift. We had many good times together. I punched a bear.... ran from said bear. Hugged a tree, and completely forgot where I was actually going before I met up with those guys. Sadly, two of them did not make it through the night, as they got mauled by the unfriendly bear.
 

Al'Tair

This sentence is false
Don't forget Olfrid!
Mine was Drinking Philter of the Phantom and thinking I was an invulnerable ghost...
Am I the only one who really hates Olfrid? "OLFRID, PATRON OF THE GREAT CLAN BATTLEBORN! A NAME I'M SUUURE YOU KNOW WELL!" Yeah, I know that name well now that you've said that to me 13,678 times. FFS...
 

shadowkitty

Mistress of Shadows
Don't forget Olfrid!
Mine was Drinking Philter of the Phantom and thinking I was an invulnerable ghost...
Am I the only one who really hates Olfrid? "OLFRID, PATRON OF THE GREAT CLAN BATTLEBORN! A NAME I'M SUUURE YOU KNOW WELL!" Yeah, I know that name well now that you've said that to me 13,678 times. FFS...
You are not alone.. :)
 

Sapphire

New Member
I didn't do this, but one of my friends glitched himself to be stuck behind a table in the castle in Solitude while he was trying to kill everyone there :p
 

ColleenG

When in doubt, follow the fox.
My Bard's College quests got way-laid by a glitch that made the whole town forever and indelibly think they were at the festival waiting for the burning of King Olaf. So I will carry Finns Lute, Pantea's flute, and Rjorn's drum, and Taurie's fancy clothes for all eternity. Ergo, I killed them all.

That was fun.
 

Al'Tair

This sentence is false

Writes-Many-Posts

Champion of Grottos and Gremlins
I turned the difficulty to Apprentice and then healed Miraak just to chit-chat a little longer with him and make sure I heard all he had to say during our battle. The epic music playing out while an Unrelenting Forced Staggered Miraak was healed by the Dragonborn that was sent by a Daedra to kill him definitely became the best thing ever once I toggled third person view.

I must say, part of me still wishes Miraak wasn't that much of a douche, so there could be another way. :C

Oh, also: "Hermaus Mora is laughing at us right now, you know?"
 

Mr Forz

I'm helping. Mostly.
I removed the V-Sync. Objects react badly when over 60 FPS and are randomly thrown around with a strength proportional to the number of FPS you have that is over 60. I've run around with this thing disabled long enough to witness Mirmulnir being finished off by some flying wine bottle.
 

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