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Wildroses

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That Ulfric one is classic. I read someone else who claimed Ulfric had told them he had a special task for them, then he went to bed and lay down.
 

Ayumii

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows!
That Ulfric one is classic. I read someone else who claimed Ulfric had told them he had a special task for them, then he went to bed and lay down.
What!? I wonder what Ulfric is implying! He may have a lust for the throne, but also a lust for sex?!

By the gods, I don't know what to say! [emoji32]
 

Ayumii

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows!
Who, but Jarls, can afford Argonian maids?
I am no Argonian though! I wonder if he has a secret stash of books he's written with his fantasies inside them hidden somewhere!
 

whiplash8807

New Member
That awkward moment when you line up 3 enemies to decimate with ur Ice Storm spell and u get a surprising 4th who just so happens to be ur follower with just a sliver of health left as she charges into the fray..
 

Wildroses

Well-Known Member
That awkward moment when you are confronting Harkon with Serana and Auriel's bow, have your character take the dialogue option: "I would never harm Serana. She's too important to me," then get so impressed that this line causes Serana to turn her head and look at your character that you fail to pay proper attention to the next dialogue choice and end up giving Harkon Auriel's bow.

My character was level 57 with Dawnbreaker and perked 100 in one handed, the only challenging thing about the fight was not dying of boredom whenever Harkon scampered into his impenetrable health regenerating blood bubble for several minutes.
 

ArcaneBelleza

The Benevolent One
That awkward moment when you spend 10 minutes on fighting a legendary dragon in Riverwood, only to have it killed by the peck of a chicken…

*eye twitch*

You stupid poultry, that was MY kill to take! *rages*
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
The awkward moment when you're blasting through Valthume successfully and you blast one of the vessels you need in to some inaccessible place with your shout and have to start all over again.

The awkward moment when you realize that, since you've killed both the vampire's at Half-Moon mill and Bolund for being rude and now can't finish building Lakeview.
 

lucid-dreaming

Active Member
That awkward moment when you went home and walk in to your wife gazing adoringly with a woodelf, without even noticing your presence.
 

Wildroses

Well-Known Member
That awkward moment when you are hidden behind a house in Rorikstead to sneakily kill the travelling pilgrim as you had been ordered by Fura Bloodmouth but don't quite manage to kill him with your crossbow.

That awkward moment as you then watch as your dog and Serana rush out at top speed to kill the pilgrim as noisily and unsneakily as possible, barking and yelling about how this won't end well for you.

That awkward moment when Fura Bloodmouth compliments you on taking the pilgrim down so discreetly and you realise that somehow nobody in the entire village noticed either of your screaming sprinting sidekicks committing murder.
 

T. Rakinson

A Brute among Beasts
That awkward moment when you are confronting Harkon with Serana and Auriel's bow, have your character take the dialogue option: "I would never harm Serana. She's too important to me," then get so impressed that this line causes Serana to turn her head and look at your character that you fail to pay proper attention to the next dialogue choice and end up giving Harkon Auriel's bow.
That awkward moment when you immediatly draw Auriels Bow and aim it at Harkon, only for it to fire once the conversation starts...
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
That awkward moment when you are confronting Harkon with Serana and Auriel's bow, have your character take the dialogue option: "I would never harm Serana. She's too important to me," then get so impressed that this line causes Serana to turn her head and look at your character that you fail to pay proper attention to the next dialogue choice and end up giving Harkon Auriel's bow.
That awkward moment when you immediatly draw Auriels Bow and aim it at Harkon, only for it to fire once the conversation starts...
Reminds me of when I open the door to the Caller at Fellglow and my arrow flies in to her face as she begins to speak and I miss out on the whole thing.
 

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