That awkward moment, when you go on a mindless rampage killing all the guards and then realize that you can't complete a quest because it involves talking with the jarl, who will now only attempt to arrest you ... no matter what you try or how many times you beat the crap out of him.
That awkward moment when...
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Blackdoom59
BATMAN!
That awkward moment when you see 3 giants walking on the road next to some a noble and a bodyguard.
shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
That awkward moment when Paarthurnax's skeleton keeps popping up in random places.. haunting you... "I'm sorry OK! I didn't mean to kill you!!"
shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
That awkward moment when you've just emerged from some epic cave quest and your follower says "Hey! A cave! I wonder what's inside..?".
That awkward moment when your follower says for the umpteenth time "I've never seen anything like that before". Such an attention seeker...
That awkward moment when your follower says for the umpteenth time "I've never seen anything like that before". Such an attention seeker...
The awkward moment, when a thread has gotten so large, that you are guaranteed to accidentally copy a post that someone else has already written. (I'm sorry if I have repeated anything by anyone, but I am way too lazy to read through all 45 pages of this thread to make sure).
CosmicExplorer
Member
That awkward moment when you're driving down the road and spot a plant and yell Dragons Tongue! And nobody else but you has a clue. Lol
Benthos
Proud Mer
Every time I see lavender, I state I'm going to be making some alchemical potion causing people to be confused.
Bad-People
Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
That awkward moment when you can hear a giant walking toward you but you can't find him until he's right on top of you! (On occasion the giant with the cow won't spawn properly until he's really close)
Opinionated Asmodeus
Member
That awkward moment when you take Argis the Bulwark, your Housecarl from the Imperial supporting Markarth, with you as you fight for the Stromcloaks in the Civil War.
CottonCandyDeath
High Elf--Imperial--SweetRoll Thief
That awkward moment when...
*you were doing some late shopping at the nearby general goods and you look at the time and see its way past closing and when you go to the door to leave its locked. What do you do? break out? or wait til morning?
*you cant fulfill a quest requiring you to talk to a guard because you are wanted and you know they will ask for coin when you dont have any
*after a long day of doing quests you travel back to your home in Falkreath and see a band of Orc bandits killing your chickens and cow, but totally ignoring you.
*you were doing some late shopping at the nearby general goods and you look at the time and see its way past closing and when you go to the door to leave its locked. What do you do? break out? or wait til morning?
*you cant fulfill a quest requiring you to talk to a guard because you are wanted and you know they will ask for coin when you dont have any
*after a long day of doing quests you travel back to your home in Falkreath and see a band of Orc bandits killing your chickens and cow, but totally ignoring you.
shadowkitty
Mistress of Shadows
That awkward moment... when you accidentally "FUS!" your canine companion off a mountain. 
Kohlar the Unkilled
Time for some ale
That awkward moment when you realize that you've been liking posts that are over two years old, and then you keep doing it anyway. 
Gregor Moon Fang
Champion of Azura
Wait what? The Nightingale Blade can be tempered. It just doesn't get any perk bonuses.
Voorth
"Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - Josey Wales
It won't show up in your inventory when you are at the grindstone, when it is maxed out at level 46 (on the PS3 - i believe there is an unofficial PC patch)
Do a search for Nightingale Blade and bug.
T. Rakinson
A Brute among Beasts
That awkward moment when a Stormclaok Courier bashes your head in.
That awkward moment when your Fus Ro Dah'd off your dragon.
That awkward moment when you try to shout in a public area, not realising your power button was set to 'Vampire Lord'.
That awkward moment when your Fus Ro Dah'd off your dragon.
That awkward moment when you try to shout in a public area, not realising your power button was set to 'Vampire Lord'.
Bad-People
Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
That Awkward moment when you're trying to transmute a bunch of iron into gold but you don't want to use up you magicka potions so you spend days there just resting for an hour at a time.
Ayumii
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows!
That awkward moment when you're VERY amused by punching a courier in a city and watch as anyone who's around goes to attack/kill him.
And when you kill Paarthunax but his remains end up in Riften.
When an Elk is flying or half of it's body is in the ground.
And when you kill Paarthunax but his remains end up in Riften.
When an Elk is flying or half of it's body is in the ground.
Ayumii
Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows!
That awkward moment when Benor and two guards check a dead body for a pulse. Also Benor, I know you were into men but this has gone too far! I caught you red handed trying to reach for his buttox! (I have nothing against LGSBT or of the sort) (picture down below?)
That awkward moment when you decide to randomly sleep in the Palace of the Kings and find Ulfric asleep right next to you. Then he wakes up with the reply, "Yes? Something you need? I'm a busy man." JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING HERE, ULFRIC?! (picture down below?)
And sorry for potato quality pictures. Can't wait till I can get this on my PC! (using xbox 360 for it currently)
That awkward moment when you decide to randomly sleep in the Palace of the Kings and find Ulfric asleep right next to you. Then he wakes up with the reply, "Yes? Something you need? I'm a busy man." JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING HERE, ULFRIC?! (picture down below?)
And sorry for potato quality pictures. Can't wait till I can get this on my PC! (using xbox 360 for it currently)
