Your Chosen Emperor.

General Charles Xander · Mar 2, 2015

Hey guys, I just thought of something quite humorous. Who do you think would be the best, worst, weirdest, funniest, laziest, or downright awesome individual if he were to be Emperor of Tamriel?

I think one example of the worst possible Emperors would be Mercer Frey.
He is arrogant, self-preservative and just cruel. Not to mention he's a thief! He would steal from the rich, he would steal from the poor, he would steal from the dead, Hell, he would even steal from himself after he has everything!

I can just imagine him talking to himself and going crazy like Smeagel!

"It's ok Frey, you did it! You are te bestest thief that ever lived! Yesss...yess....all my preciouses...hey, what're ya doin? Put that down! Guards! Thief! Thief!"
Jumps out of a window

Lol. Anyways, post whoever you have in mind and explain how that person or even thing would be as Emperor!

Daelon DuLac · Mar 2, 2015

I want Siddgeir to be Emperor or Maven to be Empress, both are so self-centered, and, in Maven's case, cruel that they would make awesome rulers IMO.

Can you imagine Maven taking on the Dominion?

General Charles Xander · Mar 2, 2015

Daelon DuLac said:
I want Siddgeir to be Emperor or Maven to be Empress, both are so self-centered, and, in Maven's case, cruel that they would make awesome rulers IMO.

Can you imagine Maven taking on the Dominion?

Maven? Take on the Dominion? Man, she would just look at the next ultimatum and say "No." And she would win.

Amradel · Mar 2, 2015

Cicero... o-o

Daelon DuLac · Mar 2, 2015

Amradel said:
Cicero... o-o

Ooo! I like that! Can you imagine! Ooo!

General Charles Xander · Mar 2, 2015

Amradel said:
Cicero... o-o

What do you think he would do though? Oh the possibilities.....

T. Rakinson · Mar 2, 2015

The Snow Prince.
Impossibilities aside, I would say either Miraak (he could "Negotiate" with the Thalmor) or Nazeem ("Do you get to the Imperial Palace very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't").

General Charles Xander · Mar 2, 2015

T. Rakinson said:
The Snow Prince.
Impossibilities aside, I would say either Miraak (he could "Negotiate" with the Thalmor) or Nazeem ("Do you get to the Imperial Palace very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't").

Lol! Nazeem would be the best and most annoying Emperor ever!

Vegito123 · Mar 2, 2015

I reckon Ulfric Stormcloak as he, has some racist policies like making the dark elves live in the slums which they hate and also, if a non nord citizen is harmed he does not bother much.So he as emperor would cause riots and just be about himself and would not last too long in the post. He does not believe risking his men to save non nord people is worth his time and effort so he would only work for his own people not for other races.

Daelon DuLac · Mar 2, 2015

Vegito123 said:
I reckon Ulfric Stormcloak as he, has some racist policies like making the dark elves live in the slums which they hate and also, if a non nord citizen is harmed he does not bother much.So he as emperor would cause riots and just be about himself and would not last too long in the post. He does not believe risking his men to save non nord people is worth his time and effort so he would only work for his own people not for other races.

Funny how I have never refused to kill that jacka**. I fully understand the whole Stormcloak philosophy and even agree with it in principal, but there is nothing I like more than Fus Doh Ra'ing him repeatedly across his throneroom until I can drive my sword (any sword, or dagger or ax or hammer) right through his fat head and end a miserable, pointless, annoying life. Frankly, if I killed no-one and nothing else in the game, I would be more than happy to slaughter that one in front of the children, just to hear their cries of joy and gratitude.

Of course, if he was Emperor, it certainly would make killing the Emperor a far more enjoyable and satisfying experience.

General Charles Xander · Mar 2, 2015

Daelon DuLac said:
Vegito123 said:

I reckon Ulfric Stormcloak as he, has some racist policies like making the dark elves live in the slums which they hate and also, if a non nord citizen is harmed he does not bother much.So he as emperor would cause riots and just be about himself and would not last too long in the post. He does not believe risking his men to save non nord people is worth his time and effort so he would only work for his own people not for other races.

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Funny how I have never refused to kill that jacka**. I fully understand the whole Stormcloak philosophy and even agree with it in principal, but there is nothing I like more than Fus Doh Ra'ing him repeatedly across his throneroom until I can drive my sword (any sword, or dagger or ax or hammer) right through his fat head and end a miserable, pointless, annoying life. Frankly, if I killed no-one and nothing else in the game, I would be more than happy to slaughter that one in front of the children, just to hear their cries of joy and gratitude.

Of course, if he was Emperor, it certainly would make killing the Emperor a far more enjoyable and satisfying experience.

You know what I like to do when I'm on the PC version? I like to spawn an Imperial soldier and watch him execute Ulfric while shouting:
"Send Ulfric my regards!"

Mithro'I · Mar 2, 2015

I don't know too many of the characters yet, but my vote goes to Babette.
A cheerful little girl thats a hundreds of years old vampire that encourages my killing.
Always smile when I see her - and thats the most important trait for a leader obviously

TheQahnaarin · Mar 2, 2015

I knew this would turn into a bash-Ulfric thread the second I saw it. It wasn't even a Stormcloak who brought him up, lol

General Charles Xander · Mar 2, 2015

TheQahnaarin said:
I knew this would turn into a bash-Ulfric thread the second I saw it. It wasn't even a Stormcloak who brought him up, lol

Well that was unnecessary. :/

General Charles Xander · Mar 2, 2015

Daelon DuLac said:
Vegito123 said:

I reckon Ulfric Stormcloak as he, has some racist policies like making the dark elves live in the slums which they hate and also, if a non nord citizen is harmed he does not bother much.So he as emperor would cause riots and just be about himself and would not last too long in the post. He does not believe risking his men to save non nord people is worth his time and effort so he would only work for his own people not for other races.

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Funny how I have never refused to kill that jacka**. I fully understand the whole Stormcloak philosophy and even agree with it in principal, but there is nothing I like more than Fus Doh Ra'ing him repeatedly across his throneroom until I can drive my sword (any sword, or dagger or ax or hammer) right through his fat head and end a miserable, pointless, annoying life. Frankly, if I killed no-one and nothing else in the game, I would be more than happy to slaughter that one in front of the children, just to hear their cries of joy and gratitude.

Of course, if he was Emperor, it certainly would make killing the Emperor a far more enjoyable and satisfying experience.

To be fair, I also said "the best and worst". That just happened to be someone's opinion. Assuming a thread is bashful before you know it's bashful Is really just bashful.

Daelon DuLac · Mar 2, 2015

General Charles Xander said:
Daelon DuLac said:

Vegito123 said:

I reckon Ulfric Stormcloak as he, has some racist policies like making the dark elves live in the slums which they hate and also, if a non nord citizen is harmed he does not bother much.So he as emperor would cause riots and just be about himself and would not last too long in the post. He does not believe risking his men to save non nord people is worth his time and effort so he would only work for his own people not for other races.

Click to expand...

Funny how I have never refused to kill that jacka**. I fully understand the whole Stormcloak philosophy and even agree with it in principal, but there is nothing I like more than Fus Doh Ra'ing him repeatedly across his throneroom until I can drive my sword (any sword, or dagger or ax or hammer) right through his fat head and end a miserable, pointless, annoying life. Frankly, if I killed no-one and nothing else in the game, I would be more than happy to slaughter that one in front of the children, just to hear their cries of joy and gratitude.

Of course, if he was Emperor, it certainly would make killing the Emperor a far more enjoyable and satisfying experience.

Click to expand...

To be fair, I also said "the best and worst". That just happened to be someone's opinion. Assuming a thread is bashful before you know it's bashful Is really just bashful.

General Charles Xander · Mar 2, 2015

Daelon DuLac said:
General Charles Xander said:

Daelon DuLac said:

Funny how I have never refused to kill that jacka**. I fully understand the whole Stormcloak philosophy and even agree with it in principal, but there is nothing I like more than Fus Doh Ra'ing him repeatedly across his throneroom until I can drive my sword (any sword, or dagger or ax or hammer) right through his fat head and end a miserable, pointless, annoying life. Frankly, if I killed no-one and nothing else in the game, I would be more than happy to slaughter that one in front of the children, just to hear their cries of joy and gratitude.

Of course, if he was Emperor, it certainly would make killing the Emperor a far more enjoyable and satisfying experience.

Click to expand...

To be fair, I also said "the best and worst". That just happened to be someone's opinion. Assuming a thread is bashful before you know it's bashful Is really just bashful.

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That too is Bashful!

TheQahnaarin · Mar 2, 2015

General Charles Xander said:
Daelon DuLac said:

Vegito123 said:

I reckon Ulfric Stormcloak as he, has some racist policies like making the dark elves live in the slums which they hate and also, if a non nord citizen is harmed he does not bother much.So he as emperor would cause riots and just be about himself and would not last too long in the post. He does not believe risking his men to save non nord people is worth his time and effort so he would only work for his own people not for other races.

Click to expand...

Funny how I have never refused to kill that jacka**. I fully understand the whole Stormcloak philosophy and even agree with it in principal, but there is nothing I like more than Fus Doh Ra'ing him repeatedly across his throneroom until I can drive my sword (any sword, or dagger or ax or hammer) right through his fat head and end a miserable, pointless, annoying life. Frankly, if I killed no-one and nothing else in the game, I would be more than happy to slaughter that one in front of the children, just to hear their cries of joy and gratitude.

Of course, if he was Emperor, it certainly would make killing the Emperor a far more enjoyable and satisfying experience.

Click to expand...

To be fair, I also said "the best and worst". That just happened to be someone's opinion. Assuming a thread is bashful before you know it's bashful Is really just bashful.

So then we have to go on about how we would kill said good/bad/bizarre Emporer?

Fair enough, still.

Ulfric Stormcloak could be a great Emporer. We haven't seen him govern anything while he wasn't waging war against the Imperial Legion. During which he has kept his frozen hold fed and those loyal to him and who pull their fair share are all very well off.

Daelon DuLac · Mar 2, 2015

TheQahnaarin said:
General Charles Xander said:

Daelon DuLac said:

Funny how I have never refused to kill that jacka**. I fully understand the whole Stormcloak philosophy and even agree with it in principal, but there is nothing I like more than Fus Doh Ra'ing him repeatedly across his throneroom until I can drive my sword (any sword, or dagger or ax or hammer) right through his fat head and end a miserable, pointless, annoying life. Frankly, if I killed no-one and nothing else in the game, I would be more than happy to slaughter that one in front of the children, just to hear their cries of joy and gratitude.

Of course, if he was Emperor, it certainly would make killing the Emperor a far more enjoyable and satisfying experience.

Click to expand...

To be fair, I also said "the best and worst". That just happened to be someone's opinion. Assuming a thread is bashful before you know it's bashful Is really just bashful.

Click to expand...

So then we have to go on about how we would kill said good/bad/bizarre Emporer?

Fair enough, still.

Ulfric Stormcloak could be a great Emporer. We haven't seen him govern anything while he wasn't waging war against the Imperial Legion. During which he has kept his frozen hold fed and those loyal to him and who pull their fair share are all very well off.

Shall I begin the bashing now? Or shall I just point out that HE IS DEAD! DEAD I TELLS YA! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! AND WILL FOREVER MORE STAY THAT WAY!!!!!!

That's what I think of Jarl Ulfric. Sissy boy!

TheQahnaarin · Mar 2, 2015

Daelon DuLac said:
TheQahnaarin said:

General Charles Xander said:

To be fair, I also said "the best and worst". That just happened to be someone's opinion. Assuming a thread is bashful before you know it's bashful Is really just bashful.

Click to expand...

So then we have to go on about how we would kill said good/bad/bizarre Emporer?

Fair enough, still.

Ulfric Stormcloak could be a great Emporer. We haven't seen him govern anything while he wasn't waging war against the Imperial Legion. During which he has kept his frozen hold fed and those loyal to him and who pull their fair share are all very well off.

Click to expand...

Shall I begin the bashing now? Or shall I just point out that HE IS DEAD! DEAD I TELLS YA! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! AND WILL FOREVER MORE STAY THAT WAY!!!!!!

That's what I think of Jarl Ulfric. Sissy boy!

Hahaha, alright whatever makes you sleep at night.

Your Chosen Emperor.

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