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Raijin

A Mage that loves a Templar
When you fill out an application asking you what race you are... If you're white you put in "Nord" instead of white. If you're black instead of putting African American you put down "Redguard" if you're Hispanic descendant you put "Breton"


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When you wake up in the middle of the night screaming "I am the Dovakhiin!"
Or when you are getting mugged and you furiously try to Dragon shout the attacker to death.

They call me the orc
 

Ooshie_Mama

Mercenary and Assassin
(I didn't read every one, so I'm not sure if these are already listed ._.)
-When you try and wait 7 hours in front of a store for it to open.
-When you open up your drawers and find they are cluttered with everything.
-When you give your cat a Khajiit name.
-When you name your dog "Vigilance."
-When you come back to your town frightened that it's getting attacked by vampires....
-When someone asks you to do something, the "quest start" chime kicks in your head.
-When you finish the request, you expect a $100 - $750 reward (depending on your level).
-When you walk into your room expecting to see Lydia sitting in a chair reading a book.
-When you see a chicken and you think to yourself, "It's not worth it."
-When you refer to close friends as "companions".
-When someone says, "It's good to see you," you hear, "It's a fine day with you around."
-When you get into a discussion about Talos with a pasture.
-When you think about solving a problem with a "brawl" (and probably try it at times).
-When you refer beer as "mead" or "ale".
-When your text tone is "I been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver."
(and finally)
-When you look at the stars to level up.

That's all I got......
 

Wippii

Bookworm
I saw a red hand print (left hand) on a building the other day...
When I first spotted it, I mistook it for the symbol of the Destruction school of magic. Took me a few moments to realize what it actually was. :rolleyes:
 

Rhew

The missing snow elf
When you fill out an application asking you what race you are... If you're white you put in "Nord" instead of white. If you're black instead of putting African American you put down "Redguard" if you're Hispanic descendant you put "Breton"


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But I'm Bosmer! T_T
 

Harkin

Necromatic Mastermind
When you travel miles for shopping but find out they don't have what you want in stock, you see red and imagine the persuade/intimidate/bribe options.

When people get in your way in a nightclub, you wish you had a Shield to Bash them with.
 

Toxius

Frost Wolf
You've adopted the Tamrielic Calendar, and you remember that Skyrim's "birthday" is coming up.
 

Harkin

Necromatic Mastermind
When you start hysterically laughing at unfunny things much like Ooooooh Cicero!

When you have a house full of Npc corpses that you "store " for reanimation - FACT.
 

Nocte Aeterna

Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film
- You try to envision what would happen if you Fus Ro Dah'd someone in real life.
- You pretend that your real life meals are somehow linked to the food found in the game.
- You contemplate writing a journal or diary just because you thought it looked cool when a character did so in the game.
- You named your pet cat Kharjo or M'aiq.
- You get more irritated than most when people block doorways because you're instantly reminded of one of your followers in the game.
- You refer to your "cool" professors as Tolfdirs and your terrible professors as Ancanos.
- Today's date is not November 15th. It is the 15th of Sun's Dusk.
 

Jazminions

I'm the Dragonborn and I just don't know it yet
You don't want to use doors that go inside or outside because those are "loading" doors and they'll take too long, before you realize there is no such thing as loading in real life.

Whenever someone gives you an errand to do like getting some groceries or picking something up, you think "ooh, a side quest!"

You expect people to make random comments about the empire or their families as you walk past them

Similarly, you expect policemen to comment about recent dragon attacks or how long it's been since they've had a good bandit raid.

Whenever you hear about a criminal or gang on the news or whatever, you almost offer to go kill them for money before remembering that would be dangerous and probably illegal.

Skyrim influences your clothing choices, like I once bought these boots because they looked exactly like the vampire boots in the game.

You sort people from real life into Elder Scrolls races.

Battle music starts playing in your head when you see people you don't like.

Every time you persuade someone to do something, or you win an argument, you imagine your speech skill going up a level.

You want to learn lock-picking for real.

You've actually pick-pocketed members of your family and succeeded.

You become interested in medieval history because it's kinda like Skyrim.

That's not an energy drink, that's stamina potion.

Every pretentious jerk you meet is probably a Thalmor agent.

When you buy something in a shop, you wanna see if they'll buy any of your unwanted junk.

You'd totally read someone's journal if they just left it lying around on a table somewhere.

Every time you open a book, you hope one of your skill levels increases.
 
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