What was your most satisfying kill?

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Gigapact

Lollygagging Milk Drinker (according to guards)
Umm... I'd have to say Ancano, the Thalmor from the College of Winterhold. I'm actually surprised no one said his name yet (at least not that I saw). He's such a cocky, arrogant asshole and I wanted to kill his ass from day one. All he ever did was belittle me. fl*ff YOU ANCANO, I AM THE GODDAMN DRAGONBORN AND YOU CANNOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY.

Second would be Mercer Frey, because he's also another cocky, arrogant asshole and I can't stand his voice.

Although, now that I have Skyrim for PC, once I make Maven killable, I'm 100% sure that will be my most satisfying kill. I hate that woman so much.
Oddly enough, the minute you go to the college, you can Fus Ro Da Ancano into a wall whenever you want, and nobody has a problem with it. :D

WHAT???? I never knew this. I am going to do this. Thank you so very much.
 

JoeReese

Well-Known Member
Umm... I'd have to say Ancano, the Thalmor from the College of Winterhold. I'm actually surprised no one said his name yet (at least not that I saw). He's such a cocky, arrogant asshole and I wanted to kill his ass from day one. All he ever did was belittle me. fl*ff YOU ANCANO, I AM THE GODDAMN DRAGONBORN AND YOU CANNOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY.

Second would be Mercer Frey, because he's also another cocky, arrogant asshole and I can't stand his voice.

Although, now that I have Skyrim for PC, once I make Maven killable, I'm 100% sure that will be my most satisfying kill. I hate that woman so much.
Oddly enough, the minute you go to the college, you can Fus Ro Da Ancano into a wall whenever you want, and nobody has a problem with it. :D

WHAT???? I never knew this. I am going to do this. Thank you so very much.
Always good for a few laughs. You should do a quick save first (f5) just in case someone else stumbles in the way or something. I usually like to sneak behind him, so I'm lower and can get some altitude out of him. I've been able to shout his little asskisser down too, without bounties or fights.
 
Ulfric, and Mercer.
When I killed Ulfric, I used Fire Breath. Killed him with a shout just like guards say he did the High King.
I shot Mercer in the head with a crossbow. Fell off the statue and landed infront of me.

Oh, and then theres Braith. But that is only with mods enabled.
Favorite means of doing that? Choke slamming her.
 

Bebop87

New Member
I had two... first one, was killing a troll in one arrow hit while in sneak without even aiming for anything (sometimes I send an arrow out to test the waters out for red dots).. he blended in with the wall in the ice hallway and I had no idea he was there until that Sneak kill sound played... that sound make my heart flutter..

second: Entered a Bandit Den, the song 'Call your Ships To Shore' by Covenant came on ... I took every bandit out with an arrow no one was the wiser to my presence. and the song just made it seem.. so epic? I don't know but I was flowin'.... Jaree-Ra will never call me a fool again..... !!!! for he is the foooool..
 
So far all of my characters Dark Brotherhood contract kills have been satisfying. The best one out of those would have to be when doing Mourning Never Comes - you know, with Muiri? My character is a pretty serious alchemist and so I needed the ring. Killing Nadine Shatter-shield (believe thats her name?) was difficult but when I finally pulled it off it was strangely satisfying. First try I messed up; I had read that the easiest way to kill her was to sneak in at night while she was asleep and do the deed. So I had my character buy a room at Candlehearth Hall and sleep until after midnight. Then picked the lock and went in. Well it wasn't late enough because I got caught by her mom and a few other random people. After killing everyone including the guards and setting the house on fire by accident whilst shooting Fireballs at everyone, which racked up a bounty of 1,000+ septims, decided to re-load a save and try again. This time I waited until she was coming out of the temple and on her way back home. Snuck up on her and back stabbed her just as she was exiting the graveyard and was in that dark little alley. She literally flew across said alley as she died. Funny in a dark sorta way.
The second most satisfying kill would have to be one the same character did just last night, when doing the DG quest on the vampire side. Killing those twin dragons on the Forgotten Vale, with Serana and a summoned bone man at my side, done on Adept difficulty to make it fairly challenging but not hugely - I dunno but it was amazing. :) Haven't felt that adrenaline rush when killing dragons for a long time until then.
 
I surprised no one has said the two ladies from radiant ramiant because those 2 are b*tches and think there better than you even if your thane of solitude. Hate them so much. Sometimes ill spawn them back in just to kill them again!
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
I surprised no one has said the two ladies from radiant ramiant because those 2 are b*tches and think there better than you even if your thane of solitude. Hate them so much. Sometimes ill spawn them back in just to kill them again!
The owner turns out to be surprisingly nice if you invest in the business though. Plus their the only marriable high elves with businesses. That's important to my lonely ex Thalmor. :oops:
 

Lucid

Well-Known Member
Delphine, no question. I got the decapitation kill-cam then Fus-Ro-Dah'd her headless body off of the beautiful mountain courtyard behind Skyhaven Temple. Then I drank wine and watched Lydia hack at a training dummy. It was a very nice day.

I notice that so many of the fave kills listed here are those that we had to use console commands or mods to accomplish. Why were so many of the most annoying NPCs made essential, was Bethsoft trying to torture us, or were they trying to make the kill that much sweeter when we work around the restrictions?
 

raido KASAI

Ansei Master Badass
Delphine, no question. I got the decapitation kill-cam then Fus-Ro-Dah'd her headless body off of the beautiful mountain courtyard behind Skyhaven Temple. Then I drank wine and watched Lydia hack at a training dummy. It was a very nice day.

I notice that so many of the fave kills listed here are those that we had to use console commands or mods to accomplish. Why were so many of the most annoying NPCs made essential, was Bethsoft trying to torture us, or were they trying to make the kill that much sweeter when we work around the restrictions?
I'd argue it is either they had to make them essential because everyone would kill their annoying asses if not, or perhaps we were just annoyed that we can't kill them so we do.
 

raido KASAI

Ansei Master Badass
If PrisonerLizzie was here, she'd probably say killing Grelod with a sweet roll. Yes, yes she did. It was wondermus.
At least I can always dream that it was the sweet roll that somebody stole from me.

:D
 

shadowkitty

Mistress of Shadows
Oddly enough, the minute you go to the college, you can Fus Ro Da Ancano into a wall whenever you want, and nobody has a problem with it. :D

WHAT???? I never knew this. I am going to do this. Thank you so very much.
Always good for a few laughs. You should do a quick save first (f5) just in case someone else stumbles in the way or something. I usually like to sneak behind him, so I'm lower and can get some altitude out of him. I've been able to shout his little asskisser down too, without bounties or fights.

Doesn't killing him mess up the Collage Quest line though? Because I am totally down with zapping his ass if it doesn't.
 

Gigapact

Lollygagging Milk Drinker (according to guards)
WHAT???? I never knew this. I am going to do this. Thank you so very much.
Always good for a few laughs. You should do a quick save first (f5) just in case someone else stumbles in the way or something. I usually like to sneak behind him, so I'm lower and can get some altitude out of him. I've been able to shout his little asskisser down too, without bounties or fights.

Doesn't killing him mess up the Collage Quest line though? Because I am totally down with zapping his ass if it doesn't.


Not actually killing him, just beating him up a little :D I would think he's essential up until the part where you kill him
 

raido KASAI

Ansei Master Badass
Always good for a few laughs. You should do a quick save first (f5) just in case someone else stumbles in the way or something. I usually like to sneak behind him, so I'm lower and can get some altitude out of him. I've been able to shout his little asskisser down too, without bounties or fights.

Doesn't killing him mess up the Collage Quest line though? Because I am totally down with zapping his ass if it doesn't.


Not actually killing him, just beating him up a little :D I would think he's essential up until the part where you kill him
Yes, he is essential prior to the very end of the quest line. Giving him a little FUS doesn't get flagged as aggression. Likely if other thalmor were around, they would fight you, but folks at the college won't
 

JoeReese

Well-Known Member
WHAT???? I never knew this. I am going to do this. Thank you so very much.
Always good for a few laughs. You should do a quick save first (f5) just in case someone else stumbles in the way or something. I usually like to sneak behind him, so I'm lower and can get some altitude out of him. I've been able to shout his little asskisser down too, without bounties or fights.

Doesn't killing him mess up the Collage Quest line though? Because I am totally down with zapping his ass if it doesn't.
It doesn't kill him. It throws him into a wall or on his head, but he gets up and goes back to what he was doing. I wouldn't recommend attacking with a weapon, but the Fus Ro Da is just a little dragonborn lovin'.
 

JoeReese

Well-Known Member
I'd like to post a clip, but I started a new character and I don't have all three words of Unrelenting Force yet. Daelon, it's a pure mage this time, but I gave him a little increase in destructive power.
 

imaginepageant

Slytherin Alumni
Mercer, because OH MY GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

Miraak, because it was a long epic battle of many reloads that I had to strategize half a dozen different ways before finding success.

And this isn't truly my kill, but a random dragon that my pacifist helped a bear kill, by continuously healing and casting courage spells on the bear while he fought. That was also a long epic battle of many reloads, but it was totally worth it.
 

raido KASAI

Ansei Master Badass
Mercer, because OH MY GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

Miraak, because it was a long epic battle of many reloads that I had to strategize half a dozen different ways before finding success.

And this isn't truly my kill, but a random dragon that my pacifist helped a bear kill, by continuously healing and casting courage spells on the bear while he fought. That was also a long epic battle of many reloads, but it was totally worth it.
The bear one is awesome. Hopefully it wasn't the bear Ria killed today.
 

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