Your WTF/LOL Moments?

I laughed for five minutes at that!

I spammed E on one of the bedrolls at the Western Watchtower, during the Mirmulnir battle. Yes, I knew it wouldn't let me.

Except it did. I actually slept for one hour (since I was spamming E, I didn't manage to move the "How many hours?" selection).

Maybe I managed to confuse the system with my spamming.

Unfortunately I had to reload soon thereafter, as Mirmulnir decided to flee. -.-

This is what I came upon after my initiation into the Companions.. Seriously.. What am I supposed to do with this?:

That ash pile is Adrianne and there is another ash pile further up the street (I have no idea who it belongs to. Amongst the dead are Jon Battle-Born, Carlotta, a guard, the bosmer who sells meat (I don't know what is going to happen with him in the DBH questline), and Nazeem's wife. There is also two vampires and two thralls.

And this:

I swear to Talos I killed him. But now he appears to just be wandering Skyrim chasing wolves and generally being pleasant to anyone who passes by (I followed him for a while, I was just so blown away at his apparent resurrection) . (sorry for dodgy photo but he would not stop..) Not even a group of Imperials felt the need to attack him, nor he in return.

Not sure if this is a glitch or not, but once I was on my Bosmer character doing the Thieves Guild quest where you have to sneak into Mercers house in Riften. Well right before I reach the gate one of the drunkards comes up to me and asks for some gold. Figuring I might need the boost to my Speech for the quest I give it to her and we part ways.
So after that I break the lock on the house next to Mercers gate - figured that was the easiest way to sneak in - the dude that watches his house attacks me. Mind you I'm sneaking so he takes my by surprise - my sneak is high enough I've gone right next to hostile bandits and they leave me alone.
I attack back and next thing I know the drunkard woman I gave the gold to bursts through the gate and helps me kill the dude. I had just finished him off with a Fireball spell and to top it off she makes a crack somewhere along the lines of, "You're not going to burn me with that are you?"
And walks off.
One part of me is like, awesome I needed the help and that lady kicked some ass. The other part is like, wtf was that? Lol.

Started yet another new character (sometimes I really hate mods), and there was some weird stuff going on in Riverwood when I first got there.

There were like ten chickens in front of the Riverwood trader... and a cow on the roof of the store.
I eventually had to use the console command "moveto player" to get the poor thing down safely.

A bit later (but before I had gotten either of the two Bleak Falls quests) I found a treasure hunter with this note:



Because my character is a blacksmith/alchemist/enchanter (limitations in place, don't worry ), he decided to go find the axe.

I was out roaming around Whiterun last night, headed up to Halted Stream Camp, ready to try out my ability to conjure 2 Dremora Lords, when I found bandits in a little hollow like Greenspring Hollow, underneath Dragonsreach. I have never found them there before. To top it off, mages and other bandits attacked from the west as soon as I cleared the hollow.

Joker said:

I was out roaming around Whiterun last night, headed up to Halted Stream Camp, ready to try out my ability to conjure 2 Dremora Lords, when I found bandits in a little hollow like Greenspring Hollow, underneath Dragonsreach. I have never found them there before. To top it off, mages and other bandits attacked from the west as soon as I cleared the hollow.

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Yeah, three bandits are set to spawn as soon as you unlock and open that chest. There's at least one other instance of that in the Falkreath Hold near Helgen.

My Orc, GroBenjii was in Candlehearth Hall enjoying an ale and some food when I hear "Whats a milk drinker like you doing out here" (or something to that description, you know the one). It was an Orc as well and had spawned inside the Inn! Now my character never takes that crap and ends up killing the mouthy adventurer, and this occasion was no different. The other patrons ran away which was weird because they love to watch a fist fight but I got sick of hearing their comments about a dead body constantly.

I once had a Redguard in the Bannered Mare give one of my characters that line, and when the fight began Mikael decided to start singing Ragnar the Red. I swear this is true, right as Mikael finished the song I killed the Redguard, and the entire inn applauded. It was awesome.

I was attacked by 4 dragons at the SAME time. I am major OP'd so I killed them all in like 1 hit, then I realize they are all like in the same spot, I didn't get there souls and they were spazzing out..... Then They Had a crazy 4some humping fest! That was ONE of my WTF/LOL Moments


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In Blackreach, my follower Fina started swimming like she was in water, then floated up to some phantom mesh and started walking. Trippy.

One of the dremoras outside of Mehrunes Dagon's shrine took off running down the steps instead of battling me, and I had to sprint to chase him down and kill him. He was several hundred meters away by that point. No fear spells or enchantments were used, either.

At Lost Valkygg, (Labyrinthian) the last Draugr Overlord before the exit just wasn't there. I found that unusual and looked for him everywhere. No luck. So I exited, and boom, I got shouted at from behind. He followed me out of the place before attacking!

Outside windhelm, an elder dragon attacked the khajit camp before the bridge. I was using a bow while the khajits were on melee. Then the dragon just bit a khajit and threw it across the river.

Finally got sick and tired of Nazir's smarmy comments so though he has to go. Hid a bit away from him when he was at a market stall, went into sneak, got my bow out and took him out. Usual comments of "Murder! In cold blood!" from Ysolda and a few others. But none of them saw me. Nobody did. Except Braith. She starts shouting "Leave me alone!" and "Get away from me!" and turns to a red dot on the compass. Next thing I know, Vignar comes charging at her, swinging a sword at her. She runs off, and he gives chase around the entire of Whiterun trying to hack the little girl up. Nobody paying a blind bit off attention. Followed them for a good five minutes to see if he'd stop, but I got bored first and left them to it.

Does a WTF day qualify? Because I just had one.

First off, I'm playing on PC with a lot of mods, so if I mention a non-vanilla event without saying it was unusual, it's added by a mod.

The previous evening I had gotten the "hidden bounty bug" in Dragonsreach (= everyone attacked me for no reason), and I had escaped to my house.

Now, this morning when I left Breezehome I was thinking I'd continue selling off my potions - but I was attacked by Uthgerd who was on her way to the Bannered Mare. I had no desire to fight her, so I just left the city. She followed me through the gate, however, so I used Ice Form on her to stop her.

Next, two Vigilants of Stendarr randomly attacked me near the Falkreath-Reach border. Aela, who was hunting a wolf/skeever/sabre cat again, helped me dispose of them, which was nice of her.

Next, I had to reload a couple times in Solitude, when three bandits (one of them really high level) kept entering the city through the "windmill entrance" and killing a few NPCs. On the final reload I hit the high-level bandit with a paralysis poison, and he started spinning out of control, eventually dying/disappearing. No idea what happened to him.

Next, Belrand randomly attacked me when I came across him fighting Blackblood Marauders.

Next, a random dragon attack occurred just as I discovered Dragontooth Crater and aggroed the dragon there.

Finally, after I left Markarth in the evening, Vilkas and Ria were for some reason hanging out at Salvius Farm - and Ria was hostile.
They de-spawned soon, though.

Hopefully no one else attacks me on my way home.

Had a funny one the other day. I had just headed back into Whiterun to sell some stuff and then I went into Breezehome to stash some stuff to later disenchant. One of the guards followed me in and made some snarky comment, then walked out. Not sure if that's supposed to happen or not but it was hilarious.

ecozombie said:

Had a funny one the other day. I had just headed back into Whiterun to sell some stuff and then I went into Breezehome to stash some stuff to later disenchant. One of the guards followed me in and made some snarky comment, then walked out. Not sure if that's supposed to happen or not but it was hilarious.

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Often I've found that if you enter a building while an NPC is mid-dialouge, then will follow you in, spurt a different segment of dialouge, then leave. I've had it happen numerous times going into/out of buildings with either guards or merchants.

xsneakyxsimx said:

ecozombie said:

Had a funny one the other day. I had just headed back into Whiterun to sell some stuff and then I went into Breezehome to stash some stuff to later disenchant. One of the guards followed me in and made some snarky comment, then walked out. Not sure if that's supposed to happen or not but it was hilarious.

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Often I've found that if you enter a building while an NPC is mid-dialouge, then will follow you in, spurt a different segment of dialouge, then leave. I've had it happen numerous times going into/out of buildings with either guards or merchants.

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"Hey, I'm talking to you! My life story is far more important than whatever you're doing."

For some reason guards like to follow me into inns. One time a Falkreath guard actually stayed inside long enough to listen to a song!

I had a moment when i was sneaking up on some conjurors hoping to surprise them, it was all quite, then suddenly a guy said something behind me, he scared the living daylights out of me, my reactions took over and i one shot him with a sword and was like oops, turned out to be a fugitive so it was ok... Thought it was funny cause killed someone bu accident. This happens with couriers aswell
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Egglet_Mcgee said:

I had a moment when i was sneaking up on some conjurors hoping to surprise them, it was all quite, then suddenly a guy said something behind me, he scared the living daylights out of me, my reactions took over and i one shot him with a sword and was like oops, turned out to be a fugitive so it was ok... Thought it was funny cause killed someone bu accident. This happens with couriers aswell
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I kill Couriers a lot myself! If you ask me they should be a little more careful running up full speed on a heavily armed person who is always wary of being killed. They deserve to die for their silly behavior. I guess that is why so many of them have to be essential.