Load Screen Quotes: What would yours be?
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Gregor Moon Fang
Champion of Azura
"Never trust a pretty face. It could get you killed."
"If you come across a man in a loincloth wielding woodcutting axes run away. At once."
"If you come across a man in a loincloth wielding woodcutting axes run away. At once."
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
"Remember. Keep up with current events. Don't want to end up robbing the Hero of the Age, and ending up with your face on your buddy's crotch because The Hero thought it would be funny."
Irishman
Well-Endowed Member
nightmare16
here have a cookie :)
"sheogorath looks forward to skipping rope with your intestines"
nightmare16
here have a cookie :)
"relax and eat a cookie its gonna be a long sit down"
nightmare16
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"we recommend you DO NOT sign up for the skyrim space program but if you must please speak to the nearest giant"
nightmare16
here have a cookie :)
"dont pet the wildlife"
Writes-Many-Posts
Champion of Grottos and Gremlins
"Never overestimate your Heavy Armor perks in High Hrothgar. Take the Pilgrim's Path to climb down."
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
"A bed that is marked 'owned' belonged to the person you just decapitated."
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
"Ria killed a bear today. Did you kill anything?"
Skyrimosity
Well-Known Member
"For some reason, townsfolk do not enjoy re-animated corpses walking through town. Keep in mind if you want more quests."
"There are reports of flying mammoths. Please remember to pack your umbrella."
"A recent survey conducted by Jarls reports Sweet-roll theft up nearly twenty percent."
"Want to be a truly great assassin? Kill all Bards. Their voices must be prevented from causing further harm."
"The Scrolls have foretold, of black screens in the cold, gamers' rage coming unfurled. Freeze Screens, Vanquisher of calm, is the ultimate enemy for your hero."
"There are reports of flying mammoths. Please remember to pack your umbrella."
"A recent survey conducted by Jarls reports Sweet-roll theft up nearly twenty percent."
"Want to be a truly great assassin? Kill all Bards. Their voices must be prevented from causing further harm."
"The Scrolls have foretold, of black screens in the cold, gamers' rage coming unfurled. Freeze Screens, Vanquisher of calm, is the ultimate enemy for your hero."
Wishmaker1234
Speaker to the Dazed
"Think Destruction is underpowered Now, wait til lvl60."
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
"Ria got killed killing a bear today. Did you get killed by anything?"
KaitoGhost
Sea Sponge First Mate
"Ugh... I HATE magic..."
-Ariella of the Forge
-Ariella of the Forge
KaitoGhost
Sea Sponge First Mate
"When in doubt, put a couple arrows in it."
-T'Layna, Dunmer huntress
-T'Layna, Dunmer huntress
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
"The Easy Bake Atronach Forge is not a toy. It forges real conjured items with a 40-watt bulb. And there's icing packets, but the secret ingredient...is LOVE...dammit"
