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Lordofthemelons11

Lord of all type of Melons (including Watermelons)
I decided to play Skyrim after a long break, I started a new character with the alternate start mod, I went up to Helgen and saw Alduin just chilling on a rock completely frozen in the flying animation. I killed him and automatically finished the whole main questline before I even started. Then as I was heading to Whiterun to continue on my cheaty run I noticed a saber cat, I went over to it and Like Alduin it was completely frozen, I tried to kill it and just as I was about to finish it off it unfroze and somehow whacked me across the map! I landed in the Ginat camp near Dawnstar and well... I was only lvl 2 so I died almost right away.
 

shadowkitty

Mistress of Shadows
So I am doing the Thieves quest and am up to the part where you have to get into Mercer's house. I took the time to go speak to Maven to get her stupid quill from the bottom of the lake.. I finally found the chest, gave it to Maven (bitch didn't even thank me) and so I head around to the gate to tell Vald he is off the hook so he can, you know, let me in..
But the gate is somehow opened and as soon as Vald see's me (I am not even through the gate) he attacks. My follower, Valdimar goes berserk and lays into Vald.. I couldn't open any dialogue with Vald to let him know he is free from his debt. Him and my follower are at each other and then along comes a guard and starts stabbing Vald to. Poor guy didn't have a chance.
I really wanted to tell him he was free from his debt to :sadface:
 

Naglfar

Member
Probably more of a LOL moment, but when I first got the game I was messing about with Dragonshouts, you know Fus Ro Dah-ing things off mountains and that kind of thing. Well half way up the mountain when you go see those grey robe wearing hermits I decided to Fus Ro Dah a goat causing it to fly straight into a NPC knocking them both over the side. Poor fella was only going about his business when he gets hit full force by a angry scared flying goat.
 

Lordofthemelons11

Lord of all type of Melons (including Watermelons)
Did a bit of level grinding today, I was up near solitude looking for easy things to kill and a mammoth dropped out of the sky. I was used to this by now so I just ignored it. But then FOUR MORE mammoths dropped from the sky all at a time, they surrounded me and all charged at the same time... it was terrifying. Needless to say, I died.
 

Naglfar

Member
Did a bit of level grinding today, I was up near solitude looking for easy things to kill and a mammoth dropped out of the sky. I was used to this by now so I just ignored it. But then FOUR MORE mammoths dropped from the sky all at a time, they surrounded me and all charged at the same time... it was terrifying. Needless to say, I died.


I was reading this and thinking about the time a seagull shat on me, now I'm grateful Mammoths can't fly and are extinct!
 

KritikalPT

Active Member
Did a bit of level grinding today, I was up near solitude looking for easy things to kill and a mammoth dropped out of the sky. I was used to this by now so I just ignored it. But then FOUR MORE mammoths dropped from the sky all at a time, they surrounded me and all charged at the same time... it was terrifying. Needless to say, I died.


Wait, it's a common occurrence?

"Weather forecast for today: the temperature will drop slightly with a high probability of snow and a small chance of raining mammoths. Make sure you wear a cloak."
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
Did a bit of level grinding today, I was up near solitude looking for easy things to kill and a mammoth dropped out of the sky. I was used to this by now so I just ignored it. But then FOUR MORE mammoths dropped from the sky all at a time, they surrounded me and all charged at the same time... it was terrifying. Needless to say, I died.


Wait, it's a common occurrence?

"Weather forecast for today: the temperature will drop slightly with a high probability of snow and a small chance of raining mammoths. Make sure you wear a cloak."
It's common for some of us. :)
 

KritikalPT

Active Member
Did a bit of level grinding today, I was up near solitude looking for easy things to kill and a mammoth dropped out of the sky. I was used to this by now so I just ignored it. But then FOUR MORE mammoths dropped from the sky all at a time, they surrounded me and all charged at the same time... it was terrifying. Needless to say, I died.


Wait, it's a common occurrence?

"Weather forecast for today: the temperature will drop slightly with a high probability of snow and a small chance of raining mammoths. Make sure you wear a cloak."
It's common for some of us. :)


I've had wolves being propelled through the air like ICBM's when killed, so I guess I shouldn't be too much surprised.
 

Daelon DuLac

How do you backstab a Dragon?
Wait, it's a common occurrence?

"Weather forecast for today: the temperature will drop slightly with a high probability of snow and a small chance of raining mammoths. Make sure you wear a cloak."
It's common for some of us. :)


I've had wolves being propelled through the air like ICBM's when killed, so I guess I shouldn't be too much surprised.
My personal favorite is backflipping trolls when I hit them with an arrow or any kind of projectile spell. :)
 

KritikalPT

Active Member
It's common for some of us. :)


I've had wolves being propelled through the air like ICBM's when killed, so I guess I shouldn't be too much surprised.
My personal favorite is backflipping trolls when I hit them with an arrow or any kind of projectile spell. :)


Mine was having a falmer stuck on my arm and everytime I swung my sword it looked like I was using that corpse as a cudgel. It was seriously hilarious slamming a falmer against anything I encountered.
 

DarkRaiden

Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
Went to Solitude on a new char and after the execution, Jaree-ra starts attacking me out of the blue. And before I could do anything, the residents and guards surrounded us as if we were in Fight Club. I got my ass handed to me, with Jaree-ra still being an essential at that time.
 

FarmGirl

Work is really cutting into my gaming time.
I have more hours in Skyrim than I will even admit, (yes I have a life but I don't sleep much) but I seriously did not know there were ANTS in Skyrim until yesterday when I made camp by some! Am I the only one?

And-a follow up question-why are the ants regular size and the spiders so huge?
 

Lordofthemelons11

Lord of all type of Melons (including Watermelons)
Did a bit of level grinding today, I was up near solitude looking for easy things to kill and a mammoth dropped out of the sky. I was used to this by now so I just ignored it. But then FOUR MORE mammoths dropped from the sky all at a time, they surrounded me and all charged at the same time... it was terrifying. Needless to say, I died.


Wait, it's a common occurrence?

"Weather forecast for today: the temperature will drop slightly with a high probability of snow and a small chance of raining mammoths. Make sure you wear a cloak."

yeah, I see it all the time. I don't know why it's so common though =P
 

Lordofthemelons11

Lord of all type of Melons (including Watermelons)
I have more hours in Skyrim than I will even admit, (yes I have a life but I don't sleep much) but I seriously did not know there were ANTS in Skyrim until yesterday when I made camp by some! Am I the only one?

And-a follow up question-why are the ants regular size and the spiders so huge?

Because Skyrim... that's why
 

shadowkitty

Mistress of Shadows
Did a bit of level grinding today, I was up near solitude looking for easy things to kill and a mammoth dropped out of the sky. I was used to this by now so I just ignored it. But then FOUR MORE mammoths dropped from the sky all at a time, they surrounded me and all charged at the same time... it was terrifying. Needless to say, I died.


Wait, it's a common occurrence?

"Weather forecast for today: the temperature will drop slightly with a high probability of snow and a small chance of raining mammoths. Make sure you wear a cloak."

yeah, I see it all the time. I don't know why it's so common though =P

I had a flying horse once, and another playthrough, every time I exited a building/cave/ruin there was a dead female bandit laying there.
Oh and once I accidentally killed Parthy when he glitched and forever after his giant skeleton followed me everywhere, even in cities, it would land, draped all over buildings and stuff.
 

ShadowHunter

Active Member
I recently started a new character and was doing the "In My Time Of Need" quest. After I talked to Saadia and went to the jail to talk to the Alik'r Prisoner, I heard Heimskr preaching. I walked over to find Heimskr in a cell preaching nonstop about Talos XD


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Lordofthemelons11

Lord of all type of Melons (including Watermelons)
I recently started a new character and was doing the "In My Time Of Need" quest. After I talked to Saadia and went to the jail to talk to the Alik'r Prisoner, I heard Heimskr preaching. I walked over to find Heimskr in a cell preaching nonstop about Talos XD


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the imperials must have taken over early =P
 

FarmGirl

Work is really cutting into my gaming time.
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Recently on a trip from Windhelm to Whiterun I rode up on this ghostly figure which turned out to be a horse. It didn't move at all though, just stood there. I've never seen a ghost horse before, except the one with the headless horseman. This one was alone. Well, except for the bear.
TESV 2014-05-23 17-18-36-96 (2).jpg
 

Chadonraz

Well-Known Member
Doing "Dragon Rising" yet again. :p

When I first triggered Mirmulnir's appearance, it was pitch black and raining. I couldn't see a single thing, so I decided to go back to a save from before leaving Whiterun, and sleep till morning.

Upon arriving at the meeting place early in the following morning, a pack of wolves attacked. Before we'd finished them off, a bear decided to join in. o_O
Needless to say, the beasts didn't stand a chance... but it was certainly an unusual experience. :D
 

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