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Dylansauce02

Slaying Trolls and taking names.
"Don't you see? I am the master of the Arcane!"

-Every. Single. Mage. Ever.
 
"IF I HAD A SISTER, I'D SELL 'ER IN A SECOND!!!11!2!"

-Belethor

He is my favorite and least favorite store-keeper ever. His voice must deter other people because I only ever see his assistant in there, and even then very rarely.
 

Chryss

Active Member
said by the little girl that lives in Dragons Reach (Whiterun):

"It's absurd you can't get a sweetroll in this skeever hole of a city"

also caught the nasty little girl in Whiterun shaking down the Battle-Born kid, she said something to the effect of :

"I want 5 pieces of gold or i'll bloody your nose, make it 10 pieces of gold or i'll bloody your nose and your lip.
 

Kairee Blackblade

Premium Member
Have heard pieces of this in Jorrvaskr several times and finally managed to catch the whole conversation:

Athis - "You might do well to learn a smaller weapon. Vary your style a bit."
Farkis - "Tiny blades don't hurt enough. A sword needs weight."
Athis - "But ten little cuts..."
Farkas - "All I need is one to cut you in half."
Athis - "Well, when you put it that way..."

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Remark made by a guard outside the Palace of the Kings: "We got a nickname for anyone who trifles with us guards here in Windhelm - Suicide."

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Heard from a guard while I was carrying Mehrunes Razor: "Who did you have to kill to get that blade?"

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"You want knives? You want them in your belly? No? Then you stop talking to Deeja!" - Deeja the Argonian

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Last night a fantastically ironic phrase came out of the mouth of a high-level bandit I'd just sneak-stabbed from behind. He was nearly dead, crouched on the ground, and he popped off: "You start running so I can stab you in the back." Isn't that what I just did to him?
 

Pete

Well-Known Member
Ralof to my nord, female, vampire, storm cloak soldier with a speech craft of 90, after not telling him where my source of information comes from: 'have you always been so ugly?'
 

Metas

Redguard Battlemage
you come up to me with fists raised? you looking for a fight?- Guards
 

Elgrif

Skooma Alchemist
"We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!" Heimskr among other crazy ramblings.
 

Flint firestorm

The leading man, who else?
No one ever expects a fire ball from the dog in the corner-festus
Hey conjurer, why don't you conjure me up a bed?- guards
 

Chryss

Active Member
Anything that Paarthurnax says. Best character in the game. The only one I could never kill.

I agree, all my playthroughs, I even turned on sub-titles so I wouldnt miss a word he says. I wish there was an option to tell Delphine to stuff it. I refuse to kill him and have little to do with the blades beyond sending them 3 of my house carls.


"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
―Paarthurnax
 

Kairee Blackblade

Premium Member
"You're quite noisy for someone who claims to be a thief." ~ Mercer Frey :rolleyes: (So says the man that just ran into the hanging bone rattles I successfully navigated!)

"That wasn't a fight, it was an execution!" ~ Mercer Frey again, commenting on my preference for offing Draugr with arrows while they're still asleep.
 

butcherpete2277

Suthay-raht
"Do you mind? I'm trying to do the Fishstick! It's a very delicate state of mind."
"You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting..."
"You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous times! Butterflies, blood, a Fox and severed head... Oh, and the cheese!"

Pretty much everything Sheogorath says is hilarious!
 

ChevyGirl

Breton Assassin Lv 35
I hate those stupid women in solitude that sell clothes and jewelry (can't remember the name of the store) who always look at me and say "if you're heading to the blue palace, you might want to rethink that outfit." geez....

And the kid in the traders shop in solitude (I'm horrible at remembering names) that says "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough." People are mean in Solitude :sadface:
 

Start Dale

I got 99 problems but a Deadra ain't one.
A bit of dialogue between Lydia and a Draugr Death Overlord...

Lydia: Nyyeaaarghhh!!!

Draugr Death Overlord: Nyyeaaarghhh!!!

Compelling stuff...
 
"Psst. I know who your are. Hail Sithis!"

The funny thing is the guard is pretty much yelling it out in public. Also, he's letting a mass murderer walk by without caring.
 

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