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Writes-Many-Posts · Apr 23, 2014

Meeko's Shack? The dog detects people that pass by! I don't need a watchguard when I have Meeko! If he is barking, time to pick up the swords and plunder whoever is nearby's pockets. All we would have to do would be digging a hole there for a secret underground room. Then ~~kidnap~~ invite some ~~strippers~~ bards and party!

Daelon DuLac · Apr 23, 2014

I love how y'all keep quoting places that respawn. I realize that you can always clean out the garbage when needed, but, to me, it's like having recurring outbreaks of skeevers in the Hold. Who wants to deal with that all the time and have to schedule pest control and be sure to be there so you know they don't take your stuff! I'll stick with Blind Cliff Cave - that way my stuff and peoples are safe and undisturbed as we go about our business of distrubing the safety of others!

Irishman · Apr 23, 2014

Daelon DuLac said:
I love how y'all keep quoting places that respawn. I realize that you can always clean out the garbage when needed, but, to me, it's like having recurring outbreaks of skeevers in the Hold. Who wants to deal with that all the time and have to schedule pest control and be sure to be there so you know they don't take your stuff! I'll stick with Blind Cliff Cave - that way my stuff and peoples are safe and undisturbed as we go about our business of distrubing the safety of others!

This isnt trying to find a place in game to have a base though. I'm saying, if you were a Bandit Chief, in Skyrim, and had a group of bandits, where would you want to set up camp...

A.Auditore · Apr 23, 2014

Irishman said:
This isnt trying to find a place in game to have a base though. I'm saying, if you were a Bandit Chief, in Skyrim, and had a group of bandits, where would you want to set up camp...

So this is just a general question of where if there were such a place that did/didnt exists in the game?

Daelon DuLac · Apr 23, 2014

Irishman said:
Daelon DuLac said:

I love how y'all keep quoting places that respawn. I realize that you can always clean out the garbage when needed, but, to me, it's like having recurring outbreaks of skeevers in the Hold. Who wants to deal with that all the time and have to schedule pest control and be sure to be there so you know they don't take your stuff! I'll stick with Blind Cliff Cave - that way my stuff and peoples are safe and undisturbed as we go about our business of distrubing the safety of others!

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This isnt trying to find a place in game to have a base though. I'm saying, if you were a Bandit Chief, in Skyrim, and had a group of bandits, where would you want to set up camp...

OH! Oops. I guess I was on the wrong track. IF I was a bandit chief I'd take over Whiterun and live in Dragonsreach. I'd bring in bandits from all over Skryim and we'd use our Bandit Army to wipe out all opposition! Then we'll take over all of Tamriel! It's about FREEDOM! (plus we can wear plaid skirts and war paint).

Irishman · Apr 23, 2014

A.Auditore said:
Irishman said:

This isnt trying to find a place in game to have a base though. I'm saying, if you were a Bandit Chief, in Skyrim, and had a group of bandits, where would you want to set up camp...

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So this is just a general question of where if there were such a place that did/didnt exists in the game?

Yeah, like if you were a chick in Skyrim who was in charge of a hoard of bandits. It requires some imagination (I know you have 1

). So obviously respawning isnt an issue coz.... it just doesnt happen...

Daelon DuLac said:
OH! Oops. I guess I was on the wrong track. IF I was a bandit chief I'd take over Whiterun and live in Dragonsreach. I'd bring in bandits from all over Skryim and we'd use our Bandit Army to wipe out all opposition! Then we'll take over all of Tamriel! It's about FREEDOM! (plus we can wear plaid skirts and war paint).

Your a Chief of some raggedy lowlifes not a bloody War General

A.Auditore · Apr 23, 2014

A.Auditore said: ↑

Irishman said: ↑

This isnt trying to find a place in game to have a base though. I'm saying, if you were a Bandit Chief, in Skyrim, and had a group of bandits, where would you want to set up camp...

So this is just a general question of where if there were such a place that did/didnt exists in the game?

Yeah, like if you were a chick in Skyrim who was in charge of a hoard of bandits. It requires some imagination (I know you have 1

). So obviously respawning isnt an issue coz.... it just doesnt happen...

whoah woah who said I had one to being with? D:

Daelon DuLac · Apr 23, 2014

Irishman said:
A.Auditore said:

Irishman said:

This isnt trying to find a place in game to have a base though. I'm saying, if you were a Bandit Chief, in Skyrim, and had a group of bandits, where would you want to set up camp...

Click to expand...

So this is just a general question of where if there were such a place that did/didnt exists in the game?

Click to expand...

Yeah, like if you were a chick in Skyrim who was in charge of a hoard of bandits. It requires some imagination (I know you have 1 ). So obviously respawning isnt an issue coz.... it just doesnt happen...

Daelon DuLac said:

OH! Oops. I guess I was on the wrong track. IF I was a bandit chief I'd take over Whiterun and live in Dragonsreach. I'd bring in bandits from all over Skryim and we'd use our Bandit Army to wipe out all opposition! Then we'll take over all of Tamriel! It's about FREEDOM! (plus we can wear plaid skirts and war paint).

Click to expand...

Your a Chief of some raggedy lowlifes not a bloody War General

Hey! Just 'cause we're lowlifes doesn't mean we can't have some discipline! Besides, I need organization if I'm going to keep the Bloodwine and Brandy flowing like water... oh, and can't forget the chocolate fountain...

A.Auditore · Apr 23, 2014

its a little late for this but i finally got it to load up....

A.Auditore · Apr 23, 2014

Alright so given some time to think about it, id have to go with a place like the one in LoTR

gandalf-galopping-to-minas-tirith-lord-of-the-rings-5883.jpg

Like so.. why you may ask? Location Peoples.. its all about location... to the back of it is a mountain, only way someone could over take it is frontal assault giving the fortress a higher chance of protecting said place (yes I'm aware we have all seen the movies, and those who have not, dishonor on you and dishonor on your cow) granted its big as fluffy monkeys but still it'd be a perfect place.. for me at least...

shadowkitty · Apr 23, 2014

A.Auditore said:
Alright so given some time to think about it, id have to go with a place like the one in LoTR

Like so.. why you may ask? Location Peoples.. its all about location... to the back of it is a mountain, only way someone could over take it is frontal assault giving the fortress a higher chance of protecting said place (yes I'm aware we have all seen the movies, and those who have not, dishonor on you and dishonor on your cow) granted its big as fluffy monkeys but still it'd be a perfect place.. for me at least...

But.... I can't park my ship out the front of that??

shadowkitty · Apr 23, 2014

Daelon DuLac said:
I love how y'all keep quoting places that respawn. I realize that you can always clean out the garbage when needed, but, to me, it's like having recurring outbreaks of skeevers in the Hold. Who wants to deal with that all the time and have to schedule pest control and be sure to be there so you know they don't take your stuff! I'll stick with Blind Cliff Cave - that way my stuff and peoples are safe and undisturbed as we go about our business of distrubing the safety of others!

Broken Oar Grotto is safe for storage..

A.Auditore · Apr 23, 2014

Is there not a body of water around there? >_>

A.Auditore · Apr 23, 2014

It's not letting me reply or edit >_> *rages*

I'd make sure there would be water around for your ship kitty then we can have sexy sweaty men manning the ship ^_^

shadowkitty · Apr 23, 2014

Eeexcellent....

shadowkitty · Apr 23, 2014

OO! OO! No this one is puuuurfect!!

A.Auditore · Apr 23, 2014

I like both, replace the man skull with the kitteh skull ^_^

shadowkitty · Apr 23, 2014

A.Auditore said:
I like both, replace the man skull with the kitteh skull ^_^

Just for Ash

Irishman · Apr 24, 2014

A.Auditore said:
Alright so given some time to think about it, id have to go with a place like the one in LoTR

Um Ms Auditore... you do know that Minas Tirith isnt in Skyrim right? The closest thing is probably Markarth, which isnt as pretty and has Orcs already living there... not trying to ransack it

A.Auditore · Apr 24, 2014

You shush! And if anything that should of been there as the better markarth

And stop crushing my dreams...

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