Skyrim philosophies
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DarkRaiden
Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
It's a pity that everyone throws around some catchy lines, but only a few wonder about things in Skyrim.
Like if you steal from the Thieves' guild, is it still a crime?
Or if you're a werewolf and you feed on a wolf, is it cannibalism?
Like if you steal from the Thieves' guild, is it still a crime?
Or if you're a werewolf and you feed on a wolf, is it cannibalism?
Wildroses
Well-Known Member
The entire Thieves Guild would like to say "hell yes" to that one.
Lead feet are dead feet.
If your weapon has reach, use it.
Always lets the minions go first.
Stay in the dark, conceal don't feel while sneaking.
Invisibility and muffle. Nuf' said.
A grounded dragon is a dead dragon, they can't turn.
As a matter of fact, mostly only human enemies can turn well.
Stagger stagger stagger. Do everything in your power to stagger the enemy.
Don't trust the loading screens. Bears will always come at you, and saber cats give zero fu**s whether you're on the road or not.
If thou gets the chance, thou shalt throw Delphine off a cliff.
Giants can't turn.
Mammoths can turn.
Azura will not back you up. Neither will her followers.
Never power attack Umana.
More to come later if I remember to.
If your weapon has reach, use it.
Always lets the minions go first.
Stay in the dark, conceal don't feel while sneaking.
Invisibility and muffle. Nuf' said.
A grounded dragon is a dead dragon, they can't turn.
As a matter of fact, mostly only human enemies can turn well.
Stagger stagger stagger. Do everything in your power to stagger the enemy.
Don't trust the loading screens. Bears will always come at you, and saber cats give zero fu**s whether you're on the road or not.
If thou gets the chance, thou shalt throw Delphine off a cliff.
Giants can't turn.
Mammoths can turn.
Azura will not back you up. Neither will her followers.
Never power attack Umana.
More to come later if I remember to.
imaginepageant
Slytherin Alumni
If you kill a ginger dragon, can you absorb its soul?
.... Good question.
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
DrunkenMage shall not be questioned.
That counts right? After all it is a Skyrim Forums philosophy.
That counts right? After all it is a Skyrim Forums philosophy.
TheJokerLover
Member
Fair point, or as long as you have connections in the thieves guild, or a Thane of the hold you killed the person in.
GratuitousViolets
PS3 Addict
Some cracking philosophies here, didn't think this thread would be so popular! lol.
* If you don't know the person's name, you can't feel guilty about killing them (so true, any time I know an NPCs name I don't like killing them, lol, in case they have a quest etc. If they're call Bandit, Vampire Thrall, etc, who cares, right?).
* An empty sack is an empty sack...and that's why the greybeards don't have children.
* Nord women REALLY don't like it when you touch their chests...(loot chests, lol).
* If you don't know the person's name, you can't feel guilty about killing them (so true, any time I know an NPCs name I don't like killing them, lol, in case they have a quest etc. If they're call Bandit, Vampire Thrall, etc, who cares, right?).
* An empty sack is an empty sack...and that's why the greybeards don't have children.
* Nord women REALLY don't like it when you touch their chests...(loot chests, lol).
TheJokerLover
Member
GratuitousViolets
PS3 Addict
* Beware the single hermit in the middle of nowhere who keeps children's clothes and girl's toys in his closets.
* One cannot live on Lettuce alone.
* One cannot live on Lettuce alone.
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
I didn't create natural law, I just have to abide by it.
imaginepageant
Slytherin Alumni
...Or if you have 1000 gold to pay off your bounty. You don't need connections. Just gold.
raido KASAI
Ansei Master Badass
"A truly great warrior must be as strong in mind as they are in steel. A warrior who is otherwise, soon becomes known only as a dead warrior." - Raido Shinji
"Be resolute, fear no sacrifice and surmount every difficulty to win victory." - Frandar do Hunding Hel Ansei No Shira
"A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials." - Seneca
"Be resolute, fear no sacrifice and surmount every difficulty to win victory." - Frandar do Hunding Hel Ansei No Shira
"A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials." - Seneca
Turns out Oghma Infinium was patched for a reason. You know your fu**ed when you walk out of your house and see this waiting for you:
Cherry
Farfetch'd is judging you!
tx12001
I will not tolerate failure...
those cultists look really silly in those masks
Epic Keith
By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
Writes-Many-Posts
Champion of Grottos and Gremlins
Houses come out of tables, as long as you have a few nails and hinges in your pocket.
DarkRaiden
Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
How come you can jump when over-encumbered, but you can't run?
