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Wolf
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Jan 8, 1987 (Age: 32)
Location:
The amazing house in my "About You".
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Master of total peaceness of the mind and body.

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Wolf

Hello, is it tea you're looking for?, Male, 32, from The amazing house in my "About You".

helo evry1 nis 2 see u agen Dec 4, 2013

Wolf was last seen:
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    1. Wolf
      Wolf
      helo evry1 nis 2 see u agen
    2. Wolf
      Wolf
      mikk where are youuu
    3. Wolf
      Wolf
      I'm back baby
    4. Wolf
      Wolf
      Being Cyber-bullied on this forum. #Shoutboxiscruel
      1. The_Deadliest_Troll
        The_Deadliest_Troll
        #truefacts
        Oct 10, 2012
      2. Wolf
        Wolf
        yes
        Oct 20, 2012
    5. Wolf
      Wolf
      poopoo
    6. Wolf
      Wolf
      u guys r too obsessed with this game
    7. Wolf
      Wolf
      skyrim is bad game yes
      1. Shew
        Shew
        I wonder, wolf if you dislike skyrim so much... why you hang here instead of in gamingbay where you are a mod?
        Or do you really love Skyrim?
        that's it isn't it you want to have Skyrims babies!
        Oct 7, 2012
    8. Wolf
      Wolf
      i hope ur mum becomes not sick and becomes well
    9. Wolf
      Wolf
      i just cant hide it!!!!
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      2. Wolf
        Wolf
        k you are entitled to your own retarded opinion
        Oct 6, 2012
      3. SynnerLarkie
        SynnerLarkie
        whatever how anyone can listen to 80s music and not want to blow their fluffing brains out is beyond me.
        Oct 6, 2012
      4. Wolf
        Wolf
        OH YOU WANT SOMMA DIS COME GET IT YO BRING IT ON
        Oct 6, 2012
    10. Wolf
      Wolf
      i am so exited
    11. Wolf
      Wolf
      i am chtrain
    12. Wolf
      Wolf
      i am still a train chooo chooooo!!!
    13. Wolf
      Wolf
      im a train choo choooo
    14. Wolf
      Wolf
      i luv u larkie
      1. larkie likes this.
      2. SynnerLarkie
        SynnerLarkie
        omg why am i just now seeing this!!!
        what did i do to deserve such <3 ?
        Jun 10, 2012
      3. Wolf
        Wolf
        When it was in the status list your update was below me as "Why does everyone feel like my enemy"
        So I made this status in response :)
        Jun 10, 2012
    15. Wolf
    16. Wolf
      Wolf
      u guys r nubs
    17. Wolf
      Wolf
      skyrim saux
    18. Wolf
      Wolf
      who lik3ks spj34n2
    19. Wolf
      Wolf
      roleplayers are a stupid breed lloolololol
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      2. Renegader
        May 19, 2012
      3. Wolf
        Wolf
        lolwat
        May 19, 2012
      4. Wolf
        Wolf
        Wolfchant twice v good brain
        May 19, 2012
    20. Wolf
      Wolf
      SWTOR IS FREE FOR LIMITED TIME
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jan 8, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Location:
    The amazing house in my "About You".
    Occupation:
    Master of total peaceness of the mind and body.
    WELL

    Where do I begin...

    I was born in the 1887 with two feet for a nose. After undergoing 4,586 operations, I finally had a real nose. I could smell for the first time!
    I didn't exactly like the smell though, to be honest. The air was all polluted, the streets all a muck. I never noticed all these things without a nose.

    By the time I was 8, I decided I hated this place... I needed to get away. So I decided to sign up for the Vietnam war. They said they wouldn't recruit 8 year olds, but I stole the gun from one of the officers and took down 24 targets with 1 bullet. Being gobsmacked by my amazing skill, they recruited me.

    They used to call me Lightning Hands Wulfhen, back in 'Nam.

    After I killed almost every living thing in Vietnam, the war was over. We won! HOORAY! Oh god.. The memories... I still have so many photos from all the places I saw, and how quiet it was! Oh it was just beautiful.

    After I returned, I was honoured in some special ceremony where they handed me 67 medals and badges! I guess I did something good, or something?

    Anyways, after the ceremony I was walking back to my house, to reunite with my family once again. On the way home, I accidently bumped into a girl. I apologised for my clumsiness but she seemed to just stare at me, with love in her eyes.

    I decided to skip home, and walk with her to her house. WE TALKED LOADS! We got on really well.

    Blahblahblah lovey-dovey stuff... Then about 10 years later we finally got married and bought a house. But first, we went on our honeymoon! We decided to go to Vietnam, as it was a very significant place in my life.

    We stayed in a nice 5 star luxury suite in the best resort in Vietnam. On the first night, I decided to go out to buy a nice bottle of wine. And when I returned....


    My wife was lying on the bed. I walked up to her, tried talking to her, but she didn't respond. I turned her over, and BOOM her throat had been cut. I then heard this evil laughter, turned around to see a dark shadowy figure standing at the door, with a sword in his hand. He approached me, I was angry and sad at the same time. He was slowly coming towards me and then he jumped up about to slice me into a million pieces. But something clicked in my head, as if I had been awoken for the very first time in my life, I quickly front flipped over him, elbow him in the back, took his sword and cut off his head in one smooth motion.

    I landed perfectly on the ground. Damn, I thought, I'm fricken amazing.

    The next day, I got bored of my life, and hid in a cave. Surviving on nothing but one grain of wheat for 106 years.

    In that time, I mastered total peaceness of the mind and body, and was able to perform remarkable tasks. I decided to exit the cave now, seeing as I had finished my 1 grain of wheat.

    The first thing I noticed was that the world had changed. A LOT.
    They had these things called cars, prime ministers, T.V's and computers!

    It took me a whole 18 minutes to get used to all these new things!

    Thinking that I might as well visit my old home, to see if any of my descendants lived there, I passed a shop known as JB Hi-Fi. Interested in this shop, I had a look inside. Some sort of supernatural power pulled me towards one type of game in particular, Titled "Skyrim".

    Not knowing what paying for things was at the time, I picked it up and walked out of the store. A security guard tried stopping me, but I simply put my finger to his head and flicked him. He went flying through the multiple walls of JB Hi-Fi! Everyone shocked by this task, I was able to walk out of the store with no one in my way.

    I made my way back home, to find that my mother had another child, my sister, who was a mother right now! She had 2 sons, an a kewl d00d husband. At first she told me to leave and threatened to call the cops but then she realises I looked familiar, that I reminded her of her mother. I told her all about my life, and she let me lived with her for the first few days until I discovered I had over $1,122,654,679,716,124,769 in my bank account, which was set up by my mother the day I came back from Vietnam, which was the day I decided to not see her ever again. :sadface:

    Anyways, to finish it off, I bought an amazing house, an amazing PS3 and Played Skyrim, which brings us to now.

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