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Professor Skalvar
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Jul 9, 2014 at 5:40 PM
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Gender:
Male
Location:
My Fine Maiden's Home
Occupation:
Euphoric Gentleman

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Professor Skalvar

General of the Euphoric Gentleman's Club, Male, from My Fine Maiden's Home

Professor Skalvar was last seen:
Jul 9, 2014
    1. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Never before have I appreciated the usefulness of Ward spells until the day I faced a dragon. +1 internetz for the school of Restoration!
    2. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Time to make good use of the Staff of Magnus!
    3. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Would anybody be willing to provide me a screen capture of a Nord in Deathbrand Armor using the Bloodskal Blade?
    4. Professor Skalvar
    5. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Plan tonight: The Doors - Live at the Bowl '68
      1. xsneakyxsimx likes this.
    6. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Tornado watch where I live from now until 8:00 PM EST. This is lovely... /sarcasm
    7. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Finished watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It felt like I saw a movie about myself.
    8. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Getting ready to post my Werecrocodile build in the Skyrim Blog!
    9. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Going to attempt to pick back up the guitar again... not that I'm rusty, but I lack creativity and seem to play the same damn thing. :/
    10. Captain Nagisus
      Captain Nagisus
      *grabs you and clamps you in irons* YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE NOHOW.

      Hullo! 8D
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      2. Captain Nagisus
        Captain Nagisus
        Aww shoot.
        I just realised I haven't given you any rep.
        TIME TO FIX THAT
        Dec 31, 2012
      3. Professor Skalvar
        Professor Skalvar
        Lol, you don't have to give me any rep. I just like hanging out here when I have the time. :P
        Dec 31, 2012
      4. Captain Nagisus
        Captain Nagisus
        Too late 8D
        Dec 31, 2012
    11. Captain Nagisus
      Captain Nagisus
      *sneaks onto your page, holding a tent, a pet sandfish skink, and enough supplies to last a few months*
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      2. Captain Nagisus
        Captain Nagisus
        its so dark and late and scary please give me a hug
        Dec 29, 2012
      3. Professor Skalvar
        Professor Skalvar
        Okay... just let me get my *cough*pedobear*cough*... what?
        Dec 29, 2012
      4. Captain Nagisus
        Captain Nagisus
        *curls into a tiny scaly scared ball*
        Dec 29, 2012
    12. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      This has been one of the best end of the world day I've ever had! :D Can't wait to see some ruins tomorrow morning!
    13. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Finally realizes that I had to push a function key to turn my wireless connection on... I'm such a dumbass, LOL.
    14. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Citizen Cope: best music to listen to when relaxing. :D
      1. ChiefScalyNipples
        ChiefScalyNipples
        I love "let the drummer kick that"
        Dec 19, 2012
      2. Professor Skalvar
        Professor Skalvar
        Same here man. Some of my personal favorite tracks from him are Sideways, Pablo Picasso, D'Artagnan's Theme, The Newspaper, and Healing Hands. I just recently bought a new album from him called One Lovely Day. Only had a chance to preview it at an FYE that's about an hour away from my house, but I'm starting to think it might be the best thing I've heard from him yet.
        Dec 19, 2012
    15. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Testing another build at the moment. Think this one will be very enjoyable. :D
    16. Mini Mongo
      Mini Mongo
      Ahhhh so ye be a Argonian Enthusiast, me, I prefer the Khajiit race, but I must say they be a good race indeed.
      1. Professor Skalvar
        Professor Skalvar
        Indeed I am marsh-friend. I too am fond of the Khajiit, just not as much as I am of the Saxhleel. :P
        Dec 8, 2012
      2. Mini Mongo
        Mini Mongo
        Argonians: Nice and scaly
        Khajiit: A big cat, need I say more?

        haha :D
        Dec 8, 2012
    17. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Sad news nobody... Eh, wha?
    18. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      The Professy is having a blast with his warrior/conjurer build! :D
    19. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Well, Lucy is an amazing dog! :D So cute and loving! Will eventually have to post a picture of her :)
    20. Professor Skalvar
      Professor Skalvar
      Getting new dog Lucy tomorrow afternoon! :D
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    My Fine Maiden's Home
    Occupation:
    Euphoric Gentleman
    Top of the day to ye. I am the General of the Euphoric Gentleman's Club. One of the things we like to do is eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew while enjoying a nice cigar on the side. The creed we follow is one that I personally believe that we all should follow. Too many people don't adorn the most euphoric headwear: the fedora. I cannot stress the importance of its majestic insight that it provides. Without my fedora, I would not be as enlightened as I am right now. Another important aspect of our club is treating the fine maidens with such courtesy and respect. They are the cornerstone of our existence; without their consent, we would have gone extinct many a year ago. If you are interested in joining the Euphoric Gentleman's Club, I will be most delighted to read your resume. We will deny you should you show signs of being a swaggot or contradict the tenants of the Euphoric Gentleman's Club. That being said, I must tip my fedora to you for taking this opportunity to be enlightened by the euphoria I have experienced in this universe.

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