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    who is the hottest female in Skyrim to Marry?

    I was gonna get married... then i met Astrid's husband... :oops:
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    Story that never ends..

    and i liked it...
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    Story that never ends..

    But the chicken gives the giants Maven Black-Briar's severed head as a peace offering. Together the giants piss on her head and throw it into the wood chipper... a suitable punishment for a bitch like her.
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    Story that never ends..

    They were pretty much screwed. But suddenly just as the fowl beast was about to steal all the sweet roles in the universe...
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    Story that never ends..

    Our hero, then grabs the antidepressants and starts downing them like candy. But then he explodes! The antidepressants were bombs!!! :eek:
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    Spoiler Your Views on Skyrim's Political Climate

    Skyrim doesn't need the Empire to protect it. And Skyrim doesn't want the Empire to protect it.
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    Story that never ends..

    "Don't look at me it was batman."
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    Story that never ends..

    "**** off!"
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    Story that never ends..

    BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Story that never ends..

    .... the most horrible, evil, nasty, gruesome, horrific beast to ever walk the earth: The...
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    Spoiler Your Views on Skyrim's Political Climate

    The Thalmor had a lot to do with this, yes, but the Empire governs the land. They approved an agreement that forbids the worship of one of our nine divines. The Empire are to blame just as much as the Thalmor.
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    Spoiler Your Views on Skyrim's Political Climate

    Skyrim deserves freedom. It belongs to the Nords so let them have it.
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    I don't always drink mead but when I do I drink Nord Mead.

    I don't always drink mead but when I do I drink Nord Mead.
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    Names of your skyrim character

    Olaf, Nord, Barbarian Warrior...
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    You know you're addicted when...

    When you fail a test and try to reload your saved game... and then realize it's real life :eek:
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