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  • Mons the Insomniac's Journal Oct 9, 2016

    12:23
    Every second feels like it's taking an hour. Can't get any shut eye.

    12:26
    I've got more energy than the Energizer Bunny. I could probably finish Captain Clap at this rate


    12:31
    Eyes weakening. This might be it. Finally some sleep.


    12:35
    False alarm, apparently.

    12:38
    OH GOD ITS GETTING WORSE. I'm less tired :eek:

    12:43
    Just watched the tekken 7 reveal trailer for Miguel. This makes up for the return of Lee Chaolan. fluff Lee.

    12:47
    This might be it. For real this time.

    12:50

    SLEEEEEEEEP FINALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
  • My Retardation Is Unmatched Feb 29, 2016

    47 minutes ago - Zan'kir Adavi:
    Soooooooooooooo, is the Jarl guy still looking for people. I can't find a definative answer.



    47 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    did you rattle on the door a few times?



    47 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    the guard should be coming to talk to you




    Monsters the Jester:
    No, I can't even move


    47 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    o_O



    46 minutes ago - Zan'kir Adavi:
    Restart and press ALT, 4, ESC, F1 in that order....



    46 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    Would you be able to write out everything you did (from the feeding point - to jail) like a report for me mons? purdy please?



    45 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    I want to be able to replicate the problem


    Monsters the Jester:
    Alright, so I saw a guard in the town (near the bottom area) and he was next to some building. I went to interact with him and it said I could feed on him. It also said that I could feed on him so much that I could kill him. Now, in my twisted, messed up head I think that's pretty good because I get to kill a guard and feed so I choose that option and I just get stuck in an endless loop of me feeding on him and it was just a black screen. I'm guessing one of the guards saw me and took me to jail but I got glitched



    Monsters the Jester:
    [​IMG] And now I'm stuck like this :l




    39 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    That..... should definitely not happen lol



    39 minutes ago - Gidian the Minion:
    Give him some time Zan. RPs are slow creatures



    38 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    1 sec will try it myself




    Monsters the Jester:
    I dunno but it'll take a special kind of retard like me to pull this one off



    35 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    Hmm which option did you choose exactly? "Drain victim (kill)?"



    Monsters the Jester:
    ya



    35 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    because I just tried it, and it worked for me



    Monsters the Jester:
    thas sum bs

    34 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    I mean I'm guessing you're talking about the main town area with the jail, inn, etc?


    Monsters the Jester:
    yup



    31 minutes ago - Dagmar:
    It's just Mons



    31 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    were you full on blood when you feed? did you just do the -1hp tick over and over?


    30 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    hey Dags <3


    Monsters the Jester:
    no



    30 minutes ago - Dagmar:
    hi Anna



    Monsters the Jester:
    I think I had 60 or so


    Monsters the Jester:
    I mean, eventually I got to 100 lol



    28 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    was this runthrough skipping tutorial or going through gaves?



    28 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    caves*


    Monsters the Jester:
    Through caves?


    27 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    mmk. I'm playing through it again to try to retrace your steps


    27 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    so far I killed the NPC in the cemetary



    27 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    did you kill all the bandits in the cave? lol



    Monsters the Jester:
    no



    Monsters the Jester:
    I ran through and only killed the leader


    Monsters the Jester:
    cuz flff you logic


    26 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    wow I thought you would've killed them on a murder spree run through xD


    Monsters the Jester:
    I don't think I can unless I just randomly go in Rambo


    Monsters the Jester:
    Plus I wanted to preserve health


    25 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    you can. You just don't use your stealth, and approach them. You'll fail stealth and they'll come after you


    25 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    yeah health is good. I killed all 3 last time and died at the boss lol



    24 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    that's when I put in a natural regeneration system (if your blood is full at 10 points, your vitality will regenerate 1 per 2 seconds



    24 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    blood points != the number you see below the vial


    21 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    ok bug replicated. it's not just you mons



    Monsters the Jester:
    YES



    Monsters the Jester:
    ok lol


    20 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    I think. Well it's just a black screen at the moment



    20 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    I see the health and clock


    Monsters the Jester:
    time will go up



    Monsters the Jester:
    health will increase too



    Monsters the Jester:
    then you'll get spotted by the po-po


    19 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    yeah nothing else went wrong for me though.... I moved to another area, screen came back


    19 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    I dunno how you ended up in jail


    19 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    unless you killed someone in front of another person and got a bounty


    Monsters the Jester:
    What Dags said. It's just Mons


    18 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    Still though, thanks for pointing it out, I'll check into it. Maybe I just forgot to fade screen back in or something I dunno


    18 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    oh what time of day did you do this?

    Monsters the Jester:
    I did this at 9 and it lasted till 10

    Monsters the Jester:
    then I popped up in the jail at 10:15 or something

    Monsters the Jester:
    PM


    17 minutes ago - Darth Kiara:
    interesting








    Takes a special level of retardation to achieve what I just achieved
  • The Pervert Games Feb 14, 2016

    This is basically a game for perverted people and it's all about kinky posts. Can't be forced (Giggity)





    Anna - 5
    Sneaks - 3
    Nuro - 5?
    Phoe - 1
    The Dictionary? WTF? - 2

    Reaper - 1

    Scores updated regularly

    Let the games commence! :D






    I'll count myself out because you know I'm already the lord of kink. Kink-sei, if you will. Master of the secretive art of kink.




    Giggity
  • The Finales Feb 6, 2016

    The beginning of the end, ready?


    13 days left till world domination.


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  • MY DICK HUUURTS Dec 24, 2015

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  • Mons wins himself Dec 12, 2015

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    Kinky? Possibly
  • I was going to post this.... Nov 21, 2015

    I thought it'd be too offensive so I'll put it here


    The conversation so far:

    4 minutes ago - M'aiqaelF:
    I have put a shameful number of hours into the game

    monsters2312:
    A shameful display

    3 minutes ago - Nocte Aeterna: I think I might run a gunslinger or a sniper. Haven't decided

    monsters2312: or shamefur dispray

    monsters2312: whatever floats your boat

    monsters2312:

    monsters2312: damn, I had the best video for this

    I was going to post :




    Yeah....
  • Someone Turn This Into A Movie Or Anime....NOW Nov 9, 2015

  • I'm bored again...again Oct 24, 2015

    You have aids
    Yes you have aids
    I hate to tell you boy that you have aids
    You've got the aids
    You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here
    Or maybe all that unprotected sex you adhere
    It isn't clear
    But what we're searching for is you have aids
    Yes you have aids
    Not H.I.V. but full blown aids...

    Be sure that you see
    That this is not H.I.V.
    But really full blown aids...
    Not H.I.V. but really
    Full blown aids

    I'm sorry I wish it was something less serious.......
    FULL BLOWN AIDS..
    You've got the aiiiiiiiiii----iiiids..
  • I'm bored again Oct 24, 2015

    Ding fries are done,

    Ding fries are done,

    Ding fries are done,

    Ding fries are done,

    I gotta run ,

    I gotta run,

    I gotta run,

    I gotta run,

    I work at Burger King,

    Making flame-broiled whoppers,

    I wear paper hats,

    Would you like an apple pie with that,

    Would you like an apple pie with that,

    Ding fries are done,

    Ding fries are done,

    Ding fries are done,

    Ding fries are done,

    I gotta run ,

    I gotta run,

    I gotta run,

    I gotta run,

    Don't touch the fries in hot fat,

    It really hurts bad

    And so do skin grafts,

    Would you like an apple pie with that,

    Would you like an apple pie with that,

    Wait for the bell,

    Can't hear the bell

    Where is the bell?

    Wait for the bell,

    Ding fries are done,

    DING FRIES ARE D-O-O-O-O-O-NE
  • I'm bored Oct 6, 2015

    I'm bored
    Lets do this

    "This rap is way too mainstream, comin' from the Bikini Bottom scheme, Rappin' right until I run outta steam, I'm tellin' ya, It's the dream! I go by DJ-Goober yo, You can call me Spongebob tho, My voice is high, it's never low, but I don't care, I'm singing OHHH! I live in a pineapple under the sea, ain't nobody a better frycook than me, I'll never get fired, not ever, you see, All my work may as well be voluntary! I'm a black belt at karate 'cuz I learned it from my squirrel-friend But I'm too cowardly to ask her out, she'll never be my girlfriend! Ain't got a boater's license but I guess that is OK, Who ever heard of a boat that went underwater anyway? I may seem like a lonely guy, all alone in the kitchen, But to be true, I'm never blue, I got friends, now let's name them! My best friend's a Star and we all call him Patrick, but given his intelligence, I consider him more like my side-kick! He rocks the topless look, and he lives under a rock, he bathes so little he often smells just like a dirty gym-sock! Then you got my buddy Squidward, as sad as he an be, He may be a jerk, but I know this much, the guy can hardly stand me! He hates me more than Mr. Krabbs hates the word "Bankrupt" On multiple times, because of me, he found himself get handcuffed! Keepin' it real, with Mr. Krabbs, the greediest lowest of the low He pays me in fake money, so I work for free, singin' OHHHH Then ya got my squirrel-friend, Sandy, the girl who breathes air, when we battle in Karate I'd say the match-up is pretty fair She's smart, heck, a genius, with a cowgirl accent to boot, But she's more than happy to use karate to help settle a dispute! Plankton is the antagonist, cue the evil orchestra, the guy's always trying to steal the Krabby Patty Formula! He runs the Chum Bucket, and often encounters financial strife, the guy's so stinkin' lonely he was divorced by his computer wife!"

    Make sure to use as background music

    Yeah. That helped...
    Gonna go play some Skyrim
  • TOO STORY 5 ME Sep 27, 2015

    6 minutes ago - lizardisok:
    fuсk
    monsters2312:
    fack
    monsters2312:
    sack

    monsters2312:
    tack
    monsters2312:
    lack
    monsters2312:
    lack of tacks
    monsters2312:
    lack of tacks in a sack
    monsters2312:
    he said fack when he saw the lack of tacks in the sack


    1 minute ago - lizardisok:
    They shook and lurched all over the church floor

    monsters2312:
    And as he fell, he sat on the tack, he shat because of the shock of the tack

    9 minutes ago -
    EpicVakarian: Why are heroic strikes so hard now :sadface:
    monsters2312: We aren't spamming, we are in fact creating. Creating a story for all the little boys and girls in this unimaginative land

    7 minutes ago -
    EpicVakarian: Destiny people, have you done the Echo Chamber strike yet?

    6 minutes ago -
    Gidian: BS.

    6 minutes ago -
    Denvald The Deathless: hi.

    monsters2312: We are making something good for this community

    monsters2312: So please exuse me

    monsters2312: *excuse

    monsters2312:
    while I make this story

    monsters2312: Looks like things are all honky dory

    monsters2312: DAMN IT

    4 minutes ago -
    Denvald The Deathless: please, go on.

    monsters2312: So he met some children who were fighting famine

    2 minutes ago -
    Gidian: No, please don't.

    monsters2312: And helped them find a salmon

    monsters2312: In turn they helped the man

    monsters2312: And got him to join their quickscoping clan

    monsters2312: And thus began Youtube

    1 minute ago -
    Denvald The Deathless: lol.

    monsters2312: The end, Thank you
    Nurozoxi likes this.
  • A Little Talk Jul 25, 2013

    Hey, now that you're reading this, lets have a little talk, ok? Just you and me. Alright, so I'm gonna be taking a break from the site soon. Why? Well, life happened. The kids are gonna be born soon. Don't worry, I'll still be on from time to time :p so you've got like 3-6 months of me being as edgy as possible till I'm gonna be taking another break ;)

    So I guess me taking breaks must be a running gag now lol. HEY the last time I took a hiatus, I was finishing up college so it wasn't completely random...Right...?


    In the next few months, I'll be adding to this blog. ;)


    Oh hey, so I can add to my blog. Cool beans,
  • Monster's Journal Dec 31, 1969

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