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Birthday:: Jun 20, 1975 (Age: 37)
Location:: London, England UK
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Templar of Talos

Bane of Elves and Vampires, Male, 37, from London, England UK

I need new haters, the old ones are actually starting to like me... Aug 5, 2012

Templar of Talos was last seen:: Aug 16, 2012

1. Janus3003
  Dude! Where did you go!?
  
  Sep 16, 2012
2. Templar of Talos
  I need new haters, the old ones are actually starting to like me...
  
  Aug 5, 2012
3. Templar of Talos
  Just got a Samsung Galaxy S3. The phone is awsome :D
  
  Jul 15, 2012
4. Templar of Talos
  I want to wrap you around my waist and wear you like a belt...
  
  Jul 11, 2012
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  3. Templar of Talos
    Ooooooohhhh Do share ;D
    
    Jul 12, 2012
  4. A.Auditore
    well...um... well.. now.. thats up for a private chat :P
    
    Jul 12, 2012
  5. Templar of Talos
    Agreed LOL
    
    Jul 12, 2012
5. Templar of Talos
  My brain is getting a rest from Skyrim for a short, very short while... LEGO BATMAN 2 BABY!! }:)
  
  Jul 10, 2012
6. Templar of Talos
  If by any chance I have offended anyone with my posts or shoutbox comments... TOUGH!!! Deal with it. I speak my mind, not what others think.
  
  Jul 9, 2012
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  2. EleanorUnicorn
    as long as you dont offend rayven and get the banhammer, i think you'll be alright :) x
    
    Jul 9, 2012
  3. Templar of Talos
    I don't go out of my way to offend people... Well, okay sometimes I do but not always :D LOL x
    
    Jul 10, 2012
7. Templar of Talos
  There's a woman out there whoo thinks Dawnguard is the next Stephanie Meyer novel... Shall I perform the Black Sacrament?
  
  Jul 8, 2012
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  3. Uther Pundragon
    Hahaha. Really, I'm tearing up here. Stoooop. :) Replace that oldie song with "Well... ain't that a kick in the clam."
    
    Jul 8, 2012
  4. Templar of Talos
    Depends on what you 'kick' with Ellie ;)... This sacrilegious vampire noshing whore needs a Daedric warhammer shoved headfirst up her arse.
    
    Jul 8, 2012
  5. Templar of Talos
    Janus, this is true, however the Vampire in Dawnguard (Serana) was hot, and has more than one facial expression.
    
    Jul 10, 2012
8. Janus3003
  [quote="Templar of Talos, post: 132885, member: 11040"]I don't know why everyone is upset with this. Lydia wasn't marriage material on first release, but a patch sorted that out... Why anyone would want to marry Lydia is beyond me, she's a pain in the arse...[/quote]
  *gasp!* Pistols at dawn, sir!
  ;)
  
  Jul 5, 2012
  2. Templar of Talos
    Pistols are for girls, young man, Rapiers ;)
    
    Jul 6, 2012
  3. Janus3003
    Perhaps so, but a true gentleman favors either the foil, epee, or sabre!
    
    Jul 6, 2012
  4. Templar of Talos
    Foil, Epee or the Sabre are fine, but the Rapier is more of a challenge to use. We could use Claymores if you want?
    ;)
    
    Jul 6, 2012
9. Templar of Talos
  My weekend starts in 3 and a half hours... I've earned it!!!
  
  Jul 4, 2012
10. dunklunk
  Vegas ftw! Especially if you're of legal age. ;)
  
  Jul 3, 2012
  2. Templar of Talos
    Well I am now, well over the legal age. But I'm married now so all I can do is gamble, no Hangover style antics for me. I'd still like to go one day.
    
    Jul 3, 2012
11. dunklunk
  Cheers, mate! First few pints are on me. What is a few, you ask? This Yank considers "a few" to be, um, how about four? With a nod to the Fourth. :) Cue Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the U.S.A.' :D
  
  Jul 3, 2012
  2. Templar of Talos
    Few=three. I prefer Born to Run by the Boss. But Born in the USA rocks also. And I get the true meaning behind the song, unlike Regan LOL!!
    
    Jul 3, 2012
  3. dunklunk
    LOL indeed. Few might equal three in the U.K., but in the U.S.? Pick a number, and that's a few. ;)
    
    Jul 3, 2012
  4. Templar of Talos
    Ahhh, I see. The last time I was in the US, I was 12 (NCY). had a good time over there, wanted to go to Vegas though.
    
    Jul 3, 2012
12. Templar of Talos
  Happy 4th of July to all my colonial buds on these boards... And remember, we in the UK do love you, but our stiff upper lips don't show it.
  
  Jul 3, 2012
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13. Templar of Talos
  My Skyrim work buddy had come back from his stint at another office, let the 'FUS RO DAH'ing' of my boss recommence MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  
  Jul 3, 2012
14. Templar of Talos
  KERRRRRCHUNK!!!!!! WHHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! SPLAAT!!... Thats a bolt from my Crossbow after I headshotted a Falmer at 150 yards... :D
  
  Jul 1, 2012
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15. Templar of Talos
  Dawnguard??? Worth the wait
  
  Jun 27, 2012
  2. dunklunk
    Indeed.
    
    Jul 3, 2012
16. Templar of Talos
  Going to bed, have a long day tomorrow... DAWNGUARD BABY!!!! :D
  
  Jun 25, 2012
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17. Templar of Talos
  I wish Skyrim was real, then I could tell every guard that took an arrow to the knee that they should have worn Knee Armour...
  
  Jun 24, 2012
18. Templar of Talos
  26th June... The day that the music died and was reborn as Dawnguard...
  
  Jun 23, 2012
19. Templar of Talos
  Forged of Thunder
  
  Jun 18, 2012
20. Templar of Talos
  Spreading the word of Talos... with my Greatsword
  
  Jun 12, 2012
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