Neriad13

Just once would I like to hear someone say, "Thank you for killing the Witch-King, Eowyn! I don't know what we would have done otherwise."

Is it peculiar that I really, truly, sincerely hope to run into a male prostitute in New Vegas?

Peanuts, peas and bean sprouts on a pizza? Better than you'd think. o.0

It's happened. A game has made me utter aloud, in unrelenting terror, "Holy sh**, it's a psychic bear!"

It's all fun and games until someone gets vivisected.

“See, you’ve already thrown yourself on the floor! That’s quite an accomplishment, right? Ah ha, um…”

"A little voice in the back of her head was screaming at her not to, warning her of danger, destruction, disaster."

"She began to walk briskly back. Not running, of course. There was no call for that, if nothing was there."

"The stupid snot probably thought herself a hero now. And heroes were almost always several or more times worse than hired mercenaries."

As it turns out, owning a car and having the mental capacity to drive it to a marked location are two entirely different things.

does not get out of bed half so fast as when the cat is attempting to puke on the computer desk.

has discovered that the entire known population of Middle-Earth is 19% female. o.0

Having a grand time re-reading 'The Fellowship of the Ring.' Man, I wish there was a good single-player Lord of the Rings game.

But, came the sad realization, even in a daedric cult, someone had to foot the bill for the orgies.

But the mammoth remained in the room no matter how long she was capable of pretending that it wasn’t there.

As it came closer, she could make out the shape of a burning figure, cloaked in flame and in agony as her own heat consumed her.

“Hmm.” Lydia grunted, taking a long swig of tea and making a sour face when the aftertaste must have hit.

“Good night, gentlemen.” Ambarys said softly, his words layered with unspoken malice, “The door is behind you.”

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN, I've got five more scenes in this chapter to write! 8D I'm so close! ^.^

I have roughly 79 positive ratings. And it seems a whole lot of them come from you. So I'm just stopping by to congratulate you on your good sense of humor. And to also add a follow.