- Hoarders: Buried Alive, Skyrim Edition This is what happens when your obsession to steal all the things gets way, way out of hand.
According to this Reddit post a guy took every item in Solitude, leaving no piece of junk lying around. His plan was to take it all and stuff it in his house in Whiterun, but the game kept crashing so he ended up just leaving it in a big pile outside.
So let’s look at the pile.
It’s impressive, in its way. There are so many apples. And Solitude is surely a sadder place without its baskets and cheese.
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- Skyrim Player Demonstrates Ninja-Like Stealth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaxhkg4WTMI
Svekmestaz’s enemies will never see him sneak by. He’s an absolute master of Skyrim stealth mechanics, exploiting every last shadow and hiding place to move about unseen, as if a ghost.
They may feel some welts on their heads the next day, though.
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- It’s a Long Drop From the Top for One Unlucky Khajiit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPwaLln8GA0
Sasha Striker makes the mistake of messing with a Greybeard near High Hrothgar, and it’s all downhill from there.
Boy is it ever. Sasha’s Khajiit, legs frozen, rolls pitifully down the mountain for more than a minute. Over and over, silently enduring a high fantasy recreation of the end of the Springfield Gorge scene from the Simpsons.
Finally, mercifully, it comes to an end. And there’s a dragon down there. Some days you’ve just gotta log out and come back when your luck is better.
- Appreciate the Finer Things in Skyrim by Playing as Nazeem Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don’t.
Nazeem has earned his way to the top and I think we all agree he should be the true Dovakhin. Or at least ProtologolusX does, creating a preset that lets you play as Nazeem. Well, actually it’s just Nazeem’s very similar but maybe not completely exact Redguard twin, but you can kill Nazeem and pretend you slew an impostor.
You can get the preset here.
- New Skyrim Mod Finally Shuts Up Those Annoying Bards Having bards in Skyrim taverns is a cool thing, don’t get me wrong. But after three years I think we could use a break. There’s only so many times you can listen to Ragnar the Red without going insane.
To the rescue is the Bard Instrumentals Only – Sing Upon Request mod by fadingsignal. The simple mod does one thing, it stops the bards from singing unless you ask them to. And unlike other attempts at this feature, they don’t mutely mime the singing anyway.
The mod only changes one line in the bard script. It does not gag them like the ...
- 10 Lord of The Rings Mods to Whet Your Appetite for Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQU3GgBGh_Q
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor is out now for various consoles and PC. The new game fills in some of the gap between The Hobbit and Lord of The Rings and features a ranger named Talion who gets killed and comes back to life seeking revenge. Yes, it sort of does sound like your creepy cousin’s Lord of the Rings fanfic, but it’s getting some great reviews.
However, if you aren’t able to pick it up right away, you can still get that Lord of the Rings feel, right there in Skyrim, thanks to the work of various modders.
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- Dwemer Dog Follower Mod Adds Mechanical Mutt to Skyrim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5VhyBtunwQ
Sure, there are dogs in vanilla Skyrim. But they’re all flesh and bone, which will let you down eventually. The Dwemer Dog Follower mod adds a new type of dog made of unyielding metal and gears.
Yes, he will feel cold and empty when you try to pet him. And yes, an unliving thing can never feel love. But your Dwemer dog K9-Centurion will follow you and protect you just as loyally as the other dogs of Skyrim.
The mod, created by Verkister, puts the dog in Mzinchaleft, or you can obtain it through console commands.
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- Unnecessary Censorship Makes Skyrim Sound Much, Much Dirtier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ukenrGitjw
One of the funniest bits on late night TV has, for years, been Jimmy Kimmel Live’s Unnecessary Censorship. It’s a brilliantly juvenile concept. Simply censor certain words in video clips with bleeps and our brains, accustomed to hearing the bleep blot out bad words, will fill in the blanks with the most outrageous obscenities.
Unnecessary Censorship Central has given Skyrim this treatment, and the results are quite giggly in a schoolboy way. It even managed to make Cicero sound more perverse, if that’s possible. Heck, every Skyrim citizen does with just a few well-applied bleeps.
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- Skyrim Daedric Armor Brought to Life
Here’s some amazing cosplay Daedric armor. Doesn’t it look all dark and badass and serious and …
Hmm. Okay, maybe not completely serious.
The armor was created by cat-sup on Reddit, who made it out of EVA foam mats. She joked that she made many iron daggers to get her smithing high enough.
You can check out more images here.
- Explore Morrowind’s Revamped Bitter Coast in New Skywind Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBGJmOChIh8
This new video from the Skywind project makes me want to check tree stumps for rings. The Bitter Coast has never looked prettier than it does in the Skyrim engine, thanks to the Skywind modders ambitious goal of recreating Morrowind in the Skyrim engine.
The Skywind project is a volunteer effort that seeks to create a technologically updated The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, modifying the Skyrim engine to recreate the other-worldly feel of Vvardenfell and adding improvements including voice acting.
You can find out more about the Skywind project at https://tesrenewal.com/.