Professor Skalvar
Top of the day to ye. I am the General of the Euphoric Gentleman's Club. One of the things we like to do is eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew while enjoying a nice cigar on the side. The creed we follow is one that I personally believe that we all should follow. Too many people don't adorn the most euphoric headwear: the fedora. I cannot stress the importance of its majestic insight that it provides. Without my fedora, I would not be as enlightened as I am right now. Another important aspect of our club is treating the fine maidens with such courtesy and respect. They are the cornerstone of our existence; without their consent, we would have gone extinct many a year ago. If you are interested in joining the Euphoric Gentleman's Club, I will be most delighted to read your resume. We will deny you should you show signs of being a swaggot or contradict the tenants of the Euphoric Gentleman's Club. That being said, I must tip my fedora to you for taking this opportunity to be enlightened by the euphoria I have experienced in this universe.
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- My Fine Maiden's Home
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- Euphoric Gentleman
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