You know you're addicted when...

[Neriad13]

...you pop open a history book every single time you buy a new horse and select the name of a Septim emperor or empress to call your horse by. And then proceed to use that name for the rest of the horse's life.

 

[ah3nos]

You dream about using the creation kit to retexture your wife to look more like the sexy Lydia mod.

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[Whisper]

Your teenage children tell you you're playing too much.

 

[subwizardzero]

when you quit smoking crack to play skyrim

 

[Drewski]

when you quit smoking crack to play skyrim

Well we all do that...its the frequent injctors we have mto keep in ckeck...

 

[ShenziSixaxis]

When you realize you have something like 450 hours logged into the game.

 

[Andrew Granger]

You Realize that the next time you masturbate is gonna be your first one in nearly a week

 

[Kairee Blackblade]

On the drive to work, your looking around thinking "hmm, wonder if that flower's useful for any potions?"

 

[heatherelectra]

My husband and I went to Disney for a couple of days (Skyrim withdrawal for me!), and rode Pirates of the Caribbean. That night, I dreamed about the ride, where you're riding in the harbor with pirates and the town shooting at each other, but instead of the Yo Ho pirates theme, they were were singing "Beware, beware, the cannonball comes."

 

[JCD-Bionicman]

When you start trying to sing "Ragnar The Red", or "Age of Oppression".

 

[Harperlarp]

8. See the shadow of a bird flying by, thinking it might be a dragon.

Everyone I know who play skyrim has done this at some point.

When you see various flowers and plants and just for a second you think about harvesting it for alchemy.

 

[Ragnar the Red]

When the eight hours a day that you are supposed to spend doing something productive at your commission-based job are spent on Skyrim Forums... this is me right now

 

[Medea]

Hell, just joining a forum dedicated to Skyrim means you're addicted.

 

[FLeX BoZaCK]

you marry your housecarl just for something to do!

 

[unrealtron]

when you try to conjure swords out of the air.

 

[Neriad13]

...your next door neighbor's name is Ellen and you slip up just once and refer to her Elenwen inside your head. >.<

 

[bulbaquil]

You forget the normal calendar and refer to real-world dates using the TES calendar.

Today is Morndas, the 7th of Second Seed, 4E 2012, right?

 

[TheDovakhiin]

You were asking a shopkeeper for a orcish bow

 

[TheDovakhiin]

You call your mom Lydia

 

[TheDovakhiin]

You think someone has the Ring of Narmia on and panic thinking your gonna be eaten,and you call a black person a Redguard